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>Sick of this aussie and his shit fucking threads

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poo on me

*poos on u*

flush media
my style sox

feel like pure shit just want ____ back

alri

Emperor Elagabalus

>Elagabalus would paint his eyes, epilate his hair and wear wigs before prostituting himself in taverns, brothels, and even in the imperial palace
>he set aside a room in the palace and there committed his indecencies, always standing nude at the door of the room, as the harlots do, and shaking the curtain which hung from gold rings, while in a soft and melting voice he solicited the passers-by. There were, of course, men who had been specially instructed to play their part. For, as in other matters, so in this business, too, he had numerous agents who sought out those who could best please him by their foulness. He would collect money from his patrons and give himself airs over his gains; he would also dispute with his associates in this shameful occupation, claiming that he had more lovers than they and took in more money.
>He was described as having been "delighted to be called the mistress, the wife, the queen of Hierocles" and was reported to have offered vast sums of money to any physician who could equip him with female genitalia.

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just browse mammi

If you don’t think Cromwell was the greatest leader in British history...then:

1. You have no nuts
2. You aren’t a Christian

...the cuckio meme...

Is this pic actually moni?

you alright sox what am yow doin

canadian radcen is a nonce

gf just sent me this

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the pleasure of being cummed inside

kill yourself please

need a tall gf

strong jaw

>English is literally older than French
maybe some old english viking shite

Why what am I doing wrong?

that looks nothing like him and you're a complete moron for thinking otherwise

inject sleep in fiends with bees and leave em a note sayin yo if ya wanna reload make sure that you holla at me

I am sure that a definite limit exists to the degree of equality which is desirable. We do not want complete equality of incomes, since extra responsibility and exceptional talent require and deserve a differential reward. We are not hostile, as our opponents sometimes foolishly suggest, to 'detached residences in Bournemouth where some elderly woman has obviously more than a thousand a year'. I do not myself want to see all private education disappear; nor the Prime Minister denied an official car, as in one Scandinavian country; nor the Queen riding a bicycle; nor the House of Lords instantly abolished; nor the manufacture of Rolls-Royces banned; nor the Brigade of Guards, nor Oxford and Cambridge, nor Boodle's nor (more doubtfully) the Royal Yacht Squadron, nor even, on a rather lower level, the Milroy Room, lose their present distinctive character; nor anything so dull and colourless as this.

I’m New I never saw the old photos

where did the meme of libertarians being paedophiles / "if the child consents" come from?

ah yes the israeli phenotype

nuff man recite ma bars in da park with da boys

>maybe some old english viking shite

payday today lads

have a look at yourself and figure it out

MANDEM GWAN GET HEATER SOON
TING GO CLACK CLACK CLACK

poley looks like this

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I look fine, handsome even, what’s your point?

Met a 6'4 grill the other day. Felt like a supreme manlet.

god i fucking hate tattoos
worst gimmick of modernity
wish they would permanently fuck off and stop ruining the bodies of otherwise peng girls

gf just sent me this

But HRT does Change people the other photos could be real.

you're either genuinely autistic or winding meu p

never trust anyone who
-has a tattoo
-smokes
-does hard drugs

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could this happen in britain?

your mom

LOVING the Aussie threads, lad.

I’m not winding you up, what is your point?

not really
all it does is make your bones brittle, kills your internal organs and makes you slightly paler
(he looks more like this now anyway)
(most of the actual visible differences are just him putting a bit more effort into his appearance)

youtu.be/KLDhl75r2LM

the nose
the chin
it's a different queer

christ, shut the fuck up about paki bender sex offender

wakanda

Ew I take it back then wouldn’t fuck, I only like passing traps like pic related.

why don't the French speak Frankish ?

There are so many things that I don't understand
There's a world within me that I cannot explain

they found out its gay

twitter.com/ClarkeMicah/status/963888205706743810

>posts a fake image

ah right yes you're a dork

WE

i unironcally sit here most nights with a bag of frozen peas held against my nose to ease the soreness in my nostrils from huge amounts of drug snorting

imagine living in 500AD or something
mad

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This grill doesn't have a dick irl
t. knower

would you fuck this guy?
i might be geting w/ him this Saturday

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Fuck off you literal faggot

what the fuck

sort your brains out

Rasheed
Rashida
Khashid
David

he's the hero we deserve, but not the one we need right now

name where cromwell was born without looking it up

mummy?

I would annihilate that guys boipussi yes.

Was just listening to a podcast that had him on as a guest

acid reflux all day

Don’t mind a bit of bender chat but can we talk about something else threads a bit slow

got mean mugged in walmart

might cop this

pls more

Same. I ate a big midnight snack and it's still fucking my shit up.

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any jew man in

Is it triggered by food? I seem to wake up with mine

do not want

>The Met Police tested the substance and said it was not harmful. No arrests have been made and inquiries are ongoing.
>The Evening Standard reports the letter was addressed to Prince Harry and Meghan Markle.
>It was received on February 12, the day before a package containing white powder was sent to Westminster.
>It is alleged the substance sent to St James's Palace was also white powder. Officers are looking into whether or not the two packages are linked.
>A spokesman said: "It is being treated as a racist hate crime. The matter is being investigated by officers from the Met's Counter Terrorism Command."
BAN ASSAULT LETTERS

Seems to be. I often get it when I eat curry, or just a lot of food in general.

zizek is a brainlet

My bad, dawg!!!!

No fuck off not everyone is born like you cunt.

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You arrive in the Canadian powerhouse.

Theresa May is sexy, powerful, and mature.

I just can't get enough of her.

>slippy slidey streets
Baffles me how you Canadians drive rear wheel drive cars.

youtube.com/watch?v=KFNxJVTJleE

called winter tires and not being a mong

Toil today
Toil Tommorow
Toil forever

depression cured

more of a jacinda man myself

>Theresa May is sexy, powerful, and mature.

>I just can't get enough of her.

its not fair

reckon pewds is a bit of a radcen rather than rorke tbqh

>second left
>beautiful femme
would much rather the flannel clad lesbian