When someone responds positively to one of his Sup Forums posts he starts grinning and jumps out of his chair and walks...

>when someone responds positively to one of his Sup Forums posts he starts grinning and jumps out of his chair and walks around his room several times to dissipate his euphoric energy

if you actually base your self-worth on this infantile shithole i feel sad for you

>someone actually responds to one of your posts
>haven't socialised with another human in years
>dont know what to do so i just tell them to fuck off

but admit that it is nice to receive (yous) which are not just random insults but people agreeing with you. i usually go for a snack or drink some water.

Why are anglos so fucking autistic?

>you have a decent discussion with a poster
>he suddenly stops responding

>he actually has an irl social life

Literally me.

good thread bro :)

>but admit that it is nice to receive (yous) which are not just random insults but people agreeing with you. i usually go for a snack or drink some water.

>take more than 10 minutes to think and write a post
>no one replies

fuck off

>spend minutes trying to think on an intelligent post
>realize after you post it that is actually pretty autistic
>delete the post, close the thread, and get out of Sup Forums for 30 minutes

>insult someone
>he takes it personally
>feel bad about that for a few days

>the first thing he does after he wakes up is grab his phone, go to Sup Forums, and check for any (You)s he may have gotten while asleep

That's... sad

>fills out captcha out of habit before making the post
>deletes entire post and wastes the captcha
EVERY TIME

>post a very important counter argument and go to sleep
>expect guaranteed replies
>plan to check the thread in the morning
>mods deleted the thread
>should have kept the window open and computer running

>type up a post
>about to post it
>fuck it
>close thread

Just look it up on an archive

I must admit that my 300 post threads sustain me.

>report a shitty thread
>always add it to the thread watcher
>check from time to time to make sure mods delete it

this but mostly with /r9k/

i thought deleted threads don't get archived. apparently that's wrong

>Write the post I've written in months
>"Thread does not exist"

this is a prime example of projection

...

literally me

I actually sit in my chair and wring my hands for like 5 minutes when people respond to me. I think I may have autism.

next you'll say you were merely pretending

Well baited

def not doing that, but when a girl responds to my text message

I'm not Anglo and I do it at times. Especially when I get 3+ (yous)

>insult or bait someone
>he responds politely reserved

Autism

>avoids psychical contact and more than 3 seconds of continuous eye contact with you