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Only Union Jacks allowed edition

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Can we make exceptions for
>liechty
>Singa
>Italy
>norge
>breadposter
?

Also why am I so fugging cute today?

I identify as a New Zealander, let me in!

they can apply for a visa

>union jacks
Disgusting, do you want this place full of bloody poms

no thanks mutt

The R*ssian has to give me some free bread to get his visa.

Me on the right

Anything is better than Y*nks

I'm not gay, I just like traps like Chalmers.

How many people can a nz citizen bring in through the marriage visa thing? 3? I can spare n-1 of mine. Gotta keep one for my wifey

>Chalmers
>Traps
um no sweetie
he is certainly no trap

I'm not really a trap
Who gave you that idea (I bet it was the lanklet)

There are no legit traps here desu

If it was up to me it would be none.
Maybe that way we can stem the flow of people selling out our borders to Zhang

I never said anything like that.

Yay, I finally got a date for when my flat will be ready, bout time

Doubt
You always say things that encourage yanks to come here

When do ya move in?

I apologize. What is it you wish for me to do, Chalmers? Just say it and I'll do it.

>none
Wtf Dunners I need to be "enriched" somehow
Thou I'd be going for a euro import there
Exciting

Make like a tree and get outta here.

You don't need to import a husband when you have me desu

The guy in there atm is out on the 10th so sometime after that
I don't wish for you to do anything,

I need those damn photos desu

I was hoping you would ask for me to leave, that offer is still on the table.

Am out of camp to collect my A-levels

Talked to a guy from my high school in camp, he has a conditional offer from Cambridge to read history if he gets straight As

Hmmm... What if I gave them to westy, or someone else but not you, what would you do then?
Leave if you want, I don't think you'll achieve much here, I'm not going to be your boyfriend

Good luck, were you a good student?

Good luck

I would quite literally hunt you down and dress you up myself so I can take photos of you.
Those are the two options.

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My school is one of the two top schools in the country desu and I was in a gifted class.

>What if I gave them to westy
Yeah!
Do that!

Thanks sweetie

Give them to me I'm the most likely to get nothing out of them... wait what am I signing up for?

you're up early

Just don't get a C in your Chemistry A-level like I did.

Hmmmm.... I need to weight up my options
Nice
Maybe
That's also an option

I'll have you know I went to the top highschool in my country as well.

you went to Massey?

and I was in the third highest class out of 11
t. awesome smart genius

literally who?

We don't have a top high school, we have two very good ones that are always conpeting

If this is true, we're doomed.

It's genuinely true
I might be autistic but I have good book smarts

wow, everyone look at the richboy and laugh

This
t. autistic and book smart

Hahahahaha!

Can't imagine what it must feel like to live in a country where the fucking high school you went determines the complete course of your future life.

DON'T
LAUGH
AT
ME

What country are you talking about?

Going for a $5 wine run, want anything from from the supermarket?

This

Here an exam you take at the age of 12 determines it instead :))

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Hardly
It just determines what initial degrees you can apply for.
If you aren't retarded you can apply for literally everything including law and med.

A few beers thanks.

Some wine for me thanks, red

>$5
Absolutely disgusting
Grab me a can of monster thanks

Dude a good percentage of my school credits were from art subjects and I'm doing post grad science

Feeling like I just let everyone down all the time and it physically hurts

BREAKING THE LAW

a-are you okay?
t-that sounds like some pretty heavy stuff.

Honors doesn't count as real post-grad science
Whats your shitty mini-thesis about anyway desu?

Not feeling too hot buddy?
Wanna talk about it?

Can't imagine what it must feel like to live in a country where the fucking government are letting in millions of shit skins.

Gross
STOP!

>Gross
no u

fair
Still energy drinks are yuck

Does Hawaii count?

It's an ongoing thing, I've just felt stuck in life for a long time and I can't see a way out

I'M BACK AFTER MY 3 DAY BAN!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DESU!

What has happened since I've been gone?

no
they taste great
at least Im not some dumb alcoholic

>Y*nks
no it doesn't
state flags are just a meme

Hebblo
Please be on diskord too

o-oh...
But I'm sure there is a way out of anything you might be dealing with.
I'm always happy to talk about it cutie.

What did ya get banned for?
>Sugary sweet syrup
>taste great
Do you have the tastes of a small child?

Thanks, I might be in touch tonight

did you seriously wait it out instead of using a vpn?

I am desu :3
Posting too much of my gf desu :3

>Do you have the tastes of a small child?
yes, yes I do

ok cutie

lmao who would use a VPN to evade a ban, how dishonourable
Let alone another country's flag

kek

Feel like you're stuck in a rut?
Are you moving towards something or is it the same old stuff everyday?

If you don't want to talk about I understand but I'm more than happy to talk it out with you.
It's about the only thing I can do for you buddy.

Why would you wait one out?
I'm using a vpn right now and it is to my country.

t. Small child
t. South Korea

I waited my 30 day ban out like a LAW ABIDING individual

I've never installed a VPN before and I don't wanna hurt my computer if I do it wrong desu.

Actually that was a bit rude.
I take that back.

It seemed like a normal post for you

yes, but I don't like being rude to Westy
I love him too much for that

I got around my ban by turning the box where the internet comes out of off and on
that worked like a dream.
That wasn't too bad, I'm a little concerned you're saying sorry though...
You've changed.

>You've changed.
I-I hope it was in a good way.

Oh so you'll be rude to me but not rude to him, I see how it is

I'm not sure westy would like you hiding your true self like that

Seems too complicated desu. M-Maybe I'll try it next time desu.
Just kiss already desu.

The thing is that you are sexually aroused by me being rude to you, so I'm really just doing you a favor.
Whilst westy is different in that regard.

Um no, I'm not that much of a pervert. Maybe you get off to being bullied but not me

And westy is the biggest pervert hetey

>Y*nk knocks on my door asking me if I have any Rugby shirts
nigga do I look like the kinda guy who follows union

wtf my jaw really hurts for some reason

>he doesn't have a doorbell

Fuck you I'll take back my hug offer :c
You do know we have a full course load along with our project at uc right?

I'm doing a review on ground water nitrates in the canterbury plains m8
Aka useful shit that will be ignored

>westy is the biggest pervert hetey
Shush it!
I'm trying to keep an air of modesty about me.

Probably from all the cocks you suck (lol)

>I'll take back my hug offer
Too late, we already hugged several times
and don't forget how I felt you up
>You do know we have a full course load along with our project at uc right?
oh wow, I'm sure it will be sooooo much work

>a review on ground water nitrates in the canterbury plains
Oh yea I remember you telling me about that.

>westy is straight
feels bad man