Has your love of comics or cartoons ever humilated you? I had a terrible experience with a prostitute today...

Has your love of comics or cartoons ever humilated you? I had a terrible experience with a prostitute today. All because of Disney.

to be brief, I always found the teapot in Beauty and the Beast sexy, so I picked up a hooker today and tried to make her say the lyrics from the song 'be our guest'.

I told her to say 'I'll be bubblin I'll be brewin I'll get warm I'll get hot, heavens sake is that a spot?' then made her point to her pussy. She was Polish so I didn't think she'd catch the reference but she asked why I want her to sing Disney songs. I felt too humiliated to have sex with her, paid for the 2 hours and left.

I got bullied in the second grade because I liked Hamtaro.

KEK
Thanks for the laugh, mate.

like the guy who paid the prostitute to say you re a big guy to him? Haven't seen that pasta in a while

>I told her to say 'I'll be bubblin I'll be brewin I'll get warm I'll get hot, heavens sake is that a spot?' then made her point to her pussy

I love you OP. Your just the type of person id love to chat with irl.

Im sorry user, i liked hamatori too at that age, but i wasnt allowed to watch it.

Why are you sharing this?

>being born in 1995 or later

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>but she asked why
She won't stay in that profession long.

A friend of mine saw me drawing pokemon in math class during my high school freshman year and said aloud that I was doing it. No one cared, and I didn't, but I get what he was going for. I guess no one really bothered being anything but apathetic during the late 90s and it spared me any and all humiliation.

And now everyone in my age group is playing with pokemon on their phone, so go figure.

What a shitty friend.

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Fuck off.

I knew it was the right decision to open this thread.

Pretty much constantly. I've been having a lot of trouble with recalling humiliating memories lately, actually. Most don't make very good stories, though.

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I used to get bullied for knowing the Pokerap. They were mostly just looking for an excuse to punch me because I was the shortest kid in class, though.

This was my thought. Professionally, that's such a bad move. Though I guess a lot of it depends on tone and how much of it was OP's anxiety.

Obviously. He wanted to make a thread where a bunch of people green text him with an image reply of different image reactions.

why did you redraw a nedroid strip with tumblrnose cal-arts tier characters?

You deserve bullying, Famicom.

This never happened. These threads appear on Sup Forums all the time. i suggest you take your fanfic bullshit back there.

Oh I didn't draw it. I just posted it because I don't have the original Nedroid one saved at the moment.

>he didn't learn
manlet

My parents found my badly drawn cartoon porn when I was 11-12.

I masturbated in the shower and got the drawings on paper wet so I could stick them to the shower curtain, and then I'd sit or lay down so I'd be able to look at them comfortably while I masturbate.

Most were badly traced from a computer screen or badly referenced.

I usually threw the drawings away once I was done with my shower, and then make new ones for another time, but I had forgotten to take the drawings off the shower curtain when I got out on that one occasion.

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I'm sorry that happend to you user
>years ago, realised I could use my PSP for porn
>discover futa hentai
>laying in bed one night waiting for the download to finish
>fall asleep with the PSP on my chest
>mom comes in my room and wakes me up
>tells me to put the PSP away and tells me I should be sleeping
>she walks out and I look at the screen in a panic
>picture of a purple haired dickgirl fucking another one on the screen
To this day, I don't know if she saw it

Ouch, man.

But hey, who really cares. Its just some filthy hooker.

You really shouldn't call your mother that.

Ba dum tssh.

This is hysterical.

This is just sad. I'm sorry, user.

That's sad because you were in the right age group, I watch Hamtaro when I was in the 8th grade.