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> efukt
It still exists?

evidently

Got a right belly on me now I knew those 5 months of eating those £1 galaxy minstrel packs a day would catch up with me ffs

OH MY TVC 15
UH OH
TVC 15

Convinced that I am literally invisible on tinder

I can see the pain living in your eyes And I know how hard you try You deserve to have so much more I can feel your heart and I sympathize And I'll never criticize All you've ever meant to my life I don't want to let you down I don't want to lead you on i don't want to hold you back From where you might belong You would never ask me why My heart is so disguised I just can't live a lie anymore I would rather hurt myself Than to ever make you cry There's nothing left to say but goodbye You deserve the chance at the kind of love I'm not sure i'm worthy of Losing you is painful to me I don't want to let you down I don't want to lead you on i don't want to hold you back From where you might belong You would never ask me why My heart is so disguised I just can't live a lie anymore I would rather hurt myself Than to ever make you cry There's nothing left to say but goodbye You would never ask me why My heart is so disguised I just can't live a lie anymore I would rather hurt myself Than to ever make you cry There's nothing left to try Though it's gonna hurt us both There's no other way than to say goodbye

take the red piull

hi, i work for he australoan military and we need a stealth expert

I want to suck a fart from Emma Watson’s anus.

No, I’m like so totally Hi-Fi Serious about this.
youtube.com/watch?v=KnYxE2nilas

Want to leave early today but if I do I think the staff will just fuck off 10 minutes after I'm gone.

LOSING YOU IS PAINFUL TO ME

Postfurry is a micro-movement within the furry subculture[1] that uses the intellectual toolkit of postmodernism to challenge, expand, and play with the definition of furry. It is strongly influenced by ideas from the biopunk, cyberpunk or postcyberpunk approach, magical realism, postgenderism and post-structuralism[2] movements, as well as "other things that draw those with an interest in a biopunk, cyberpunk or postcyberpunk aesthetics to postfurry beyond just the transhumanist leanings, and ditto with magical realism and postmodernism."[3] Postfurry incorporates "the queering of furry, transliminality, absurdism, empathy, and conscious identity management"[4] into a tendency within furry, rather than into a doctrinaire movement.

>it's
oh no no no

I sent you a job application but you must not have seen it

wahey

>i like multiculturalism which is why i want all cultures to mix into a single one

*has a good laugh*
*throws it in the shredder*
we’ll call you back

FOUR ANTE MERIDEM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

t. toilberg

>feel insecure about not being one of the cool twitter crew
>look them up on kiwifarms and find out they're all like 30, or at the merciful minimum still higher in their 20s than i am
hahaha looks like i win again

laughed at this, guess i'm a racist

who the fuck calls it "clue"
it's cluedo

Just toilberg's lacky

alri

saliva is leaking from my eye sockets again lads

orangutan-7 is guaranteed to be some proto/pol/ post

just a few more flies in th’ annointment.

THE WHISPERS IN THE MORNING OF LOVERS SLEEPING TIGHT ARE ROLLING BY LIKE THUNDER NOW AS I LOOK IN YOUR EYES I HOLD ON TO YOUR BODY AND FEEL EACH MOVE YOU MAKE YOUR VOICE IS WARM AND TENDER A LOVE THAT I COULD NOT FORSAKE CAUSE YOU ARE MY LADY AND I AM YOUR MAN WHENEVER YOU REACH FOR ME I'LL DO ALL THAT I CAN LOST IS HOW I'M FEELING LYING IN YOUR ARMS WHEN THE WORLD OUTSIDE'S TOO MUCH TO TAKE THAT ALL ENDS WHEN I'M WITH YOU

not liking this canadianschizoposting trend

me and the gf usually tried to moan really loud to bother the autist next door

anyone remember the cuckio meme

thoughts on olive bread?

(me seeing a reddit-y pun on a t-shirt on the internet) fucking reditor hope you die
(me seeing a reddit-y pun on a t-shirt in real life) love your shirt mate, genuinely wonderful stuff.

not sure whether this is normal and that's why people wear such things in the first place, or if i'm just schizo

Fuck off paki!

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yeah

*I was the application as a disguise*
AAAAAGH
AAAAAAAAAH
EEEAAAAAGHHHGGBLBLBLBLBLUUUGH

shut the fuck up

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no such thing as a canadian

LEAVE ME UNCHEKCED DAY BY DAY. ONE DAY, I MIGHT JUST NOT BE HERE, OKAY?!

fucking redditor hope you die

30 year old slags

YUMMY

ah, I see you struggle with the 'mosis too

Do you know what phimosis is?

>no such thing as a canadian

Been talking to a girl for a couple weeks and we still haven't had sex
Is it time to give up on women forever?

indeed my whacky paki

Might start reporting this leaf's posts, they're banal and of a low standard

having my name changed to David Brody

lost the appeal of roastie companionship after I solved the female paradigm. much rather the acquaintance of myself

Far left is a qt

Tfw no neet gf to impregnate in her teens and live a comfy aimless life on benefits in a free council house with.

Moon related topics like this were somewhat of a commonplace at the turn of the 19th century. At the St. Louis worlds fair there was a "Trip to the Moon" which had similar weird graphics like this. It was on the Pike, the entertainment portion of the fair. I think this movie recreates some of the spirit of the fair, especially that "along the Pike in 1904.

ethnostate

I'm Max Power now

i might make a TIL post on reddit about how the samson option of israel details how if israel were ever to be destroyed, they would fire off nukes in every direction

*deports all of them except the far-left to Ukraine*
alri

>Might start reporting this leaf's posts, they're banal and of a low standard

objdump is a program for displaying various information about object files on Unix-like systems. For instance, it can be used as a disassembler to view an executable in assembly form. It is part of the GNU Binutils for fine-grained control over executables and other binary data.

For example,

$ objdump -D -M intel file.bin | grep main.: -A20

This performs disassembly on the file «file.bin», with the assembly code shown in Intel syntax. We then redirect it to grep, which searches the main function and displays 20 lines of its code.

I'd do the same desu. What's the point of everyone else being alive if you're dead?

*fucks off 15 minutes after he’s gone.*

Gf just sent me this

HERE I AM
PLAYIN' WITH THOSE MEM'RIES AGAIN
AND JUST WHEN I THOUGHT TIME HAD SET ME FREE
THOSE THOUGHTS OF YOU KEEP TAUNTING ME

just tipped a camwhore to insert her buttplug while playing the theme song to curb your enthusiasm... Can you believe what some women will do for money

O little red rose,
Man lies in greatest need,
Man lies in greatest pain.
Ever would I prefer to be in heaven.
Once I came upon a wide road,
There stood an Angel who wanted to turn me away.
But no, I will not be turned away!
I came from God, and will return to God,
The loving God who will give me a little light,
To lighten my way up to eternal, blessed life!

wtf i hate kikes now

any nigger man in

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What do you call a flying jew?
A kite!

Just want him back

I don't get it

What did he even accomplish?

land of the free

So do they bang each other or just hangout?

wtf i love kikes now

poo

ohh if only you knew

84kg at 189cm

starting to get big lads

societal paradigms are trivial. i need new entertainment, new challenge. nothing seems to do it nowadays. what could it be hmm i wonder. perhaps this or that or that other thing which i had considered but perhpas not, it's too hard to tell at this moment what i'll do. GOD. it's painful doing .

قال والدي يمكنك الزواج مني إذا كنت تحول إلى الإسلام<
How do you respond?

If you poo you do but if you don't you aren't actually pooing you're just larping.

you're a big guy

>posting pictures of our lower class uneducated types as a representation of the common American

This is a first world general we use pounds and feet here

Howling at how a popular US outlet has written about Polish Death Camps and blatantly saying in the article about how his Grandma's businesses were attacked
If this isn't solid proof that Jews run all the media in my country I don't know what is

there's no porn on the Kat_Acylsm furaffinity so i'm going to assume the latter
(while wondering what the fuck i'm doing with my life)

her husband has some female softcore on his profile though

uhcunguhcunguhcung uhnunnvunvuvnununununuuuuuuuuuu

Banter in PMQs

>first world
ah yes

The lower class ARE the common American

They're saving the white race.

make america brown again

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Just emptied my ballsack to some hot triple x rated porn i found online. you little shriveldicks jealous?

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britain still uses imperial