The Great X-Men Storytime - Vol. 4: Mutant Massacre (Part 22)

What's up, mah muggas?

More Simonson goodness!

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Sorry about failing to check in yesterday, I had a surprise visit by a friend.

This little "The Twelve" sub-plot won't be resolved until much, much later, and by then I'm not even sure if it's even the same plot.

>No, I meant "The, mutants. The"

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>I swear I'm not crazy! I mean, yes I am hearing voices and seeing things, but other than that I'm not crazy!

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>Wait, so you're married and you keep a sexy picture of ANOTHER woman?

I can happily say I've never had the displeasure of tasting burnt popcorn.

Scott loves Maddie! Scott loves Jean! Angel loves Jean! Jay-zus. Is there any wonder why people call X-Men the biggest superhero soap opera?

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Oh no, it's Ike Perlmutter!

More Simonsons try to fix X-Factor!

>What are you, anyway?
Uh, definitely not a mutant! No siree, no muties here!

Simonson's Sentinel design with the crown is so cool.

Simonson cyclops is best Cyclops

Oh c'mon, not now Internet.

what's funny is they say that about Claremont.

now this is some fucking Scott ANGST

hell yeah, kids realizing Xavier is a garbage person

Finally, Jesus Christ.

>What's up, mah muggas?

Exiles user hit Claremont Exiles, reminding me why I am not at all a Claremont fan these days.

Welcome back, OP. Bitterness over Yet More Inhuman Bullshit subsided a bit?

This issue is the GOOD SHIT.

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You still planning on backtracking to that Hulk annual or whatever it was?

i feel bad for not jumping on that. Exiles should be my shit, like alternate universe adventures!, but something about it..... (same with New X-Men or w/e that kid generation is)

>Welcome back, OP. Bitterness over Yet More Inhuman Bullshit subsided a bit?
Yeah, I'm OK now. At least RESSUR(X)ION (kek) implies something a bit more hopeful, so we'll see.

That joke is evergreen.

Oh, not tonight, sorry. I am tired af after going to a birthday party. Like last time, tomorrow if this thread is still around. I'm 100% free tomorrow so I can definitely deliver this time.

He DID just go through the Mutant Massacre and I'm pretty sure that's the kind of thing that IRL causes PTSD.

Is it cheating if one's a clone of the other?

not to mention Jean everything.
and Sinister has been mind fucking him too for god knows how long now

Exiles is remarkably solid... until Claremont.

It starts out fun but it gets pretty bad later. I'm honestly not sure if it's worth reading at all since you don't get a full story if you quit before the shit hits the fan. I wholeheartedly recommend Parker's Vol 2 though, nice little 6 issue self-contained story.

Also, Blink with pigtails

You are lucky to have a good microwave.

Since Orville Redenbacher switched to their "bowl bags" I burn almost every one.

oh i've heard it's fine-good things, it's an irrational reaction

I'm just the guy a hard time, I completely sympathize.

Walt draws good skellingtons.

White X-Factor suit is best suit.

I feel like setting this in an oil field is a "Screw you people who think Scott's blasts are firey"

or it will end as expected

do the 12 get revealed? because if not crack idea of where Scott has been

Honestly, I've only eaten microwaved popcorn twice, all the other times it's been at the movies when I want one of those promotional cups and such.

Scott, Xavier has faked his death like 5 or 6 times at this point

>do the 12 get revealed?
Yep, in the fucking mid-late 90's.

Oh noes!

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>googles

oh they made it a whole event.

man i expected it to be like Cyke, some names, and then randos but turns out it's the opposite problem.

>When there's some mutie in your neighborhood...

On the one hand, oh no! But hey, ass.

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Oh c'mon, it's not like anyone would miss Sheev Palpatine over there.

Actaully, I'm pretty sure it is SOMEBODY's fault. The Marauders. (And by extension, Senor Sinestro)

What's the best way to collect Claremont's X-Men work?

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The omnis are probably your best bet, although there are some trades that collect different hallmark parts of Claremont's run (Dark Phoenix Saga, Mutant Massacre, etc.)

Whoops

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Omnibuses probably which go up to #175. There's an Epic collection that has #189-198. Then an old collection called Ghosts that has #199–209. Then mostly they're collected in Event books Mutant Massacre, Fall of the Mutants, etc etc.

Also old Marvel Masterworks or Essentials (which are b/w)

In theory eventually the Epic collections will have it all.

>You couldn't even save the Angel from the humans' mutilation!
To be fair, like user said, that's mostly on the Marauders.

Booooo wasted.

Thanks.

Nice get.

>recommending some of the best cape comics ever
>waste

>spooky scary skeletons

He's probably from Sup Forums and was trying to get a dank meme.

Screw you, that's a great get. Also, proof that Sup Forums is a mutant board!

Angel they left your best mutant power alone! (being insanely good looking)

Yuh-oh.

>that War
Pick out two.

kekle

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Witnessed

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it's strange Jean's the only one running around in the costume

>More torture!
>More guilt!
Well, at least they're up front about it.

It does wonders for her figure.

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Aw shit, surprise Mazzucchelli!

>that pearl necklace
Now I'm getting Year One flashbacks... flashbacks!

Fucking beautiful.

Why the hell does even a society of outcasts put up with an asshole like Masque?

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so looked up the upcoming X-Men related epic collections. First volumes of New Mutants, Excalibur, X-Force, X-Factor, and the start of Claremont 94-110 plus odds and ends all in first 1/4 of 2017.

also some lee/kirby this December but...

reminder this is all kurt busiek's fault

Amazing to think it's been 85 million posts since Hank Scorpio claimed 1 mil get from an exploding board...

No idea, even from a tactical point of view he's utterly useless and only makes the rest of the Morlocks look bad by association (sometimes literally).

AH SHIT

>Artie in the infobox

I love it.

Hey, at least they're still reprinting X-Men.

Yeah seriously, I have no idea why Callisto didn't just shank Masque for all the trouble he caused.

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>reminder this is all kurt busiek's fault

Boo hoo.
Busiek's not ruined half the books Claremont has.

great get
relevant post too for extra points

He's nothing but trouble, and yet he somehow is still around EVEN NOW.

Too hot for him to handle I guess.

Mazz is too good for this, jesus.

i like this page kinda pointing out they should be teaching at Xaviers which would be the exact same.

i was just making a joke about lee/kirby not being that good. There's also a Wolverine collection that's got Wolverine 133-149 and a Wolverine/Cable mini. They're actually doing a good job of X-stuff, at least with the Epics 5 outta 13 so far in 2017.

I mean destroying the X-line is pretty impressive.