fucking how edition
/got/
they were near the blackwater rush just outside kings landing
remember how they said the gold is all inside the gates?
Did you miss the part where Randall Tarly made it clear that the front of their train was reaching King's Landing?
Sh-She's fast!
lmao you retard pay better attention. didn't you hear "the gold is already inside the gates of kings landing".
goddamn they were pretty much back home in the capital u colossal retard.
Seeing as how Bronn was able to teleport next to Jaime, everyone must just have super speed.
It would be neat to see Bronn realize money and titles are nothing if you are dead and have him abandon the war effort.
YAAAAAAAAASSSSSS QUEEEEEEEEEEEEN
How much force did that spear have? Also, it looked like a toothpick.
She flew the whole army there, she has DRAGONS you fucking moron
This.. OP are you retarded.
Honestly the best episode of the series. I might rewatch it again right now. Wow
EPISODE 5 DETAILED SPOILERS
im actually surprised how many people here havnt seen them yet
they attacked close to kings landing, pay attention faggot
The tail of the army is right past the river next to KL
Its feasible but it would be stupid anyways since somehow KL or army scouts didn't notice shit
>Bronn leaving behind the gold for his bro
The reactions were priceless.
OUTTA MY WAY, TARGERYEN FUCKING SHITS
who /yassqueen/ here?
They liccccheeralllyyyy said the gold was at kings landing. They are just outside the city
who /THEFYRERISES/
I fucking hate dany but if anyone has the right to teleport is someone who can mount a dragon
Not the General, please disregard
Backlink: I doubt she knows any specifics, but she knows he's a shady fucker. I wonder why he gave her the dagger though. Was getting stabbed part of his plan?
Just teleported here, shit episode right?
Real talk: when was that statue of Ned made? Season 2 is the only time that makes sense.
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>Hey Sansa I'm glad Bran's here, but what about Rickon?
SAID NO ONE EVER
you cant reason with the /got/ fags who spend the entire off season talking shit about a show 24/7
Is Qyburn working with the white walkers? He basically turned the mountain into a wight.
That was dickon
>Blocks your path
>Dodges your every move
>Teleports behind you
What do?
bronn doesn't know about the white walkers though
if he did he'd probably fuck off to essos or something
youtube.com
ep5 preview
Shame Dickon will meet a grusome death for the decisions of his father. He's actually not a dick.
So Jon is going to tame her with the dick after she goes full retard/mad queen, right?
F
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Why was the Lannister train full of exploding barrels?
But not Tyrion who doesn't even have a horse, nor all the dohraki cucks
>Sam still not a maester leaves the Citadel
why?
Appreciate you spoiling them, but still, fuck you
Some of its right some of its wrong, just like the whole leaks. For instance Ellaria and the other girl didn't escape despite the leaks saying they would.
I don't see Jamie getting back to KL, thus the third one is unlikely aswell. Maybe being so close to KL Dany and co just leave.
nice marisa, do you mind if I save it?
Take off the training weights because I'm suddenly in an anime
>tfw I forgot Rickon existed when I was thinking about how Robb was the only Stark kid to die
He cranked it with one hand so not much at all.
>*writes a more realistic show*
>heh nothing personal kid
I really, really dislike Danaerys.
I really, really dislike the logistical logic gaps.
I really, really like Davos.
That's what happens when the head of your house is a glory hungry traitor m8
the barrels exploded? i didnt notice desu
>Gendry's back with a bigass hammer
Oh baby
yes, she is done with fucking black people and travelling around, she wants to settle down white a white man.
Eternal reminder that this is a /dickon/ board and euron and jaime autists need not apply
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>implying Rickon and Dickon won't become gay emperors of Essos
tfw stay up to watch the battle scene in glorious high definition
tfw the shit Hindi rip helped to hide some of the blatant and shitty cgi
But >/TreeClippingWing/ posters BTFO however
He went for one thing, finding out how to stop the white walkers. He found the dragonglass and next episode will likely find marriage shit for Rhaegar and Lyanna
what's with the milk glasses as markers for cities and castles?
We saw it, nothing happens.
lannisters surrender
jon receives raven that arya is here
jon decides he will prove the non-believers and go wight hunting, he sails this episode but doesn't get there
Gendry is found on king's landing
that's all, its a filler episode, the next battle is in ep6
Because he learns something in the books Ambrose gave him that will be key to defeating the white walkers
probably the recipe for Valyrian steel
I don't know about the dothrakis they could be there before but Tyrion, yeah, that was retarded.
The writing is noticeably worse. There were so many fucking cliches. But, it's still decent. And while cliched, they didn't play out the cliches in a single episode to just wrap up plots, even though they had a "fortnight" (two weeks) pass by off-camera for a bunch of other shit.
>2017
>having the concept of marriage
Lel what a bunch of cucks you are.
I'm team Dany since day 1 but I kinda hopped based bronn and jamie would stay alive, either way this episode was lit
>I'm supposed to take this goblin-looking bitch serious
>Spoiler Thumbnail
>click it anyway
>angry at user for giving you fair warning
Appreciate you for posting, but still, fuck you
In any case some teleporting went on.
remember when she tried to stick The Hound with that shit sword and it bounced off his armor?
that
did the dragon wing just clip through the tree?
>I'm not here to murder
>Bend the knee, or die
lol
So since Jon and Arya aren't directly related by blood, can they have kids?
SIR CHAD THUNDERCOCK AT YOUR SERVICE
They weren't at High Garden you fucking idiot, it's like you don't pay attention.
I want to pet a dragon too :(
>Bran Stark
I don't even know about this little nigga guys. Is it autism?
>can literally see everything
>knows Jon isn't a bastard
>can literally tell her any story in the history of the world
>after not seeing his sister in years the first thing he brings up is how pretty she looked the night she got raped
sup got
He's fucking massive
/ourboy/
Honestly not that unrealisitc, the thing is that Brianne, if it wasn't sparring. Could have just powered through the hit and attacked through Arya.
But they're SPARRING.
arya and sansa have zero chemistry together, i don't feel anything while watching them on screen together, all i see are people reading lines of a script, it's almost baffling how boring it is to watch
they were fine together in season 1, is it the writing that's just so shit, i don't know, the entire season just feels cheap there's no emotion or sincerity behind anything
so I think I missed a line but a lot of people were meme arrowing
>fewer
and talking about stannis. What was the line in context?
I think it's funny that this show both glorifies fat useless autists like Sam, while still showing what happens when you let yourself fall in love with a useless autist. RIP Frogfu, you were too perfect for this world.
Maester Luwin would have still been alive in Season 2, she makes it clear that everyone that knew Ned was dead.
the leaks you are replying to never had Ellaria escaping.
There is more than one source for the leaks, you know
Why is this dude so wide?
ARMOR AND BIG FUCKING HAMMER
>im actually surprised how many people here havnt seen them yet
it's like some people don't want to get spoiled
>it is a bit fanserivcey
the last 3 seasons have been nothing but fanservice
he dies next episode anyway
forever a 1 ep chump
>7 episodes
>2 filler
WHY HBO
W
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He went to become a maester for The Nights Watch.
He can send a fucking raven which would be quicker otherwise it's desertion of duty and he needs his fat head taken off
>Dany going full Mad Queen
Varys and Tyrion you dumb fucking shits
>probably the recipe for Valyrian steel
Oh god dammit, talk about a huge deus ex machina
who else is fapping to Dany
Stannis is a pedant and corrected a few people who said "Less" with fewer
Not in the battle. The camera angles were misleading, so I know the parts which looked like teleporting, but distances were actually accurate
>Can watch any and every pron in history
>Cannot fap
>tfw an actual good episode
How did they do it?
Time gaps don't make it possible.
The issue is Cersei had a fortnight to have the gold, and the distance to Highgarden makes it impossible to have gone there and back.
D&D just teleports people and armies at will.