Who will win the arctic war?

Who will win the arctic war?

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Canada will just unleash a horde of angry geese filled with Pepto Bismol. The eskimos will clean up the mess after.

user, that's a really tough one. May I use a joker?

Stop antagonizing the russians, ameritards.

If the passages are open for major cargo vessels in 2050, you wont need icebreakers.

Listen to the leaf. The ice is Russian clay.

>The ice

Will be gone soon.

Fuck you retards.

Everyone knows that the poles belong to us.

Fuck off u kikes

You and what navy?

Your toy making days are over elvish scum.

I have to bring my own?

Oh well..

if dubz, niggers

Once we unleash our northern rangers, we'll be unstoppable, pic related

looking retarded is part of their plan to disarm their enemy

ICELAND STRONG

>United Kingdom not even represented by a flag

Kill yourself

WE WILL UNLEASH MAPLE SYRUP FLAVOURED HELLFIRE ON ANYONE TAKING OUR ARCTIC

the polar bear nations

Whoever controls the ley lines.

Fuck off, it's ours

don't make us pay mounties to live up there again

What a shit airline.

It's worked for Canadians this long.

Icebears with Airsupport from Penguins

Orthodox Penguin Crusaders. With suicide vests.

The Russians can have the ice, but space belongs to America. Brits can have the oceans.

Where's Norway, the cutest ally?

the UK has arctic bases?