Homestuck

Do people actually like this whore?

One of you kids posted a thumbnail of this image in the last Homestuck thread I was in.

Remember, if the filename of a Tumblr-hosted image ends in a 500 (or a smaller number), change it to a 1280 to make sure there isn't a bigger one available, because 8 times out of 10, there is.

fuck off back to /sug/ you dago

I'm not who you think I am, but posting smaller resolution images should be a bannable offense.

>waaah why didn't she sleep with Karkat

Grow up. Terezi isn't an one-dimensional girlfriend.

This. She's a one-dimensional character all on her own.

She is (was) a good character if you take off meme goggles. Just like how Jade turns shit once you take them off.

why

we let all other kinds of low quality images be posted

Yeah, she's not even got that many dimensions.

She does though.

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Because you do a disservice to the creator of the image, to the people viewing the thread, and to yourself when you perpetuate the spread of images rendered smaller than intended. It's entirely preventable if you just change one number in a filename.

Is that you, Indexer?

No, just a concerned citizen.

She's a point character?

Really, at this point, how can Karkat compete?

Blood rage rape.

I wish the kids had kept their old clothes.

>Two Solluxes, one blind and one with eyes, never activated the Tumor together and ascend to God Tier
Fuck.

The problem wasn't them keeping their old clothes, but never really going beyond their god tier clothes as upgrades. The alchemy sessions were always great to look forward to.

Give me more sexually aggressive Jade

Dave could have made an awesome God Tier tux.

What a waste.

Rose was the only one.
John halfway got one when we saw his underwear.

>we never saw Rose's underwear
Double standard, very un-PC

No. Don't do this shit.

Fine, give me aggressively sexual Jade.

We got Terezi's

We already had a Rose costume change, we needed a Dave costume change and to see Jade's panties, just to balance things.

Really don't have any more.

Please stop. ;_;

Do I look like a man who cares about Terezi's or Jade's underwear?

Finally, a homestuck thread.

>Jade
>underwear

Rose ain't all that

nude jades only

I care not for your disapproval.

You will show me Rose's underwear or you will never see your precious "Epilogue." Granted, you may well never see it anyway, but are you willing to take that chance?

It's going to be Davekat. Nobody wants that garbage.

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Shit Homestuck opinions go:
>Dirk is the same character as Equius
>Jane is the best Alpha kid
>Katnep
>I liked the ending

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The slut has nice feet.

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>rose never played the rain

Belgarath

>I hate nepeta
>I don't care about the ending
>I still like Karkat
>Vriska is best troll

You're cajoling me.

What?

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>I hate nepeta
This is wrong because...?

Is she farting in that picture?

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Rose is gross.

Rose needs to be fucked ungross

B-But could you post a higher quality version of that image tho

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It's going to be Davekat shit anyway, you shitposting waifu poster.

She'd probably just shit on your dick.

You fags cant stop ME

I sometimes wonder why Terezi isn't a more popular character. Sure she got shafted, but you don't see people bemoaning her character regression the way they do with Rose. Is she anyone's waifu?

She still stayed relevant and her arc wasn't left hanging, more of just resolved in really stupid ways.

What would have been a satisfying explanation to Skaianet's existence?

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>isn't a more popular character
She is popular as fuck and people actually think she is a deep character and not a fucking slut who sleeps with John after fixing her "love life".

>sleeps with John
Wait, what? Did we read a different comic?

>Intersplicing memes with legitimate conversation.
Wew lad.

Would have been better if it actually happened....

Nah, that's the development after Vriskagram.

>implying I am meming and not heralding the truth.

You are memeing though.

Meh, kinda prefer the original.

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What an idiot. Fucking falling over like that. STAND THE FUCK UP.

I am not.

Unless you count the "Terezi sleeps with John" point which I conclude with Terezi and John having """blackrom""" feelings.

>Karkat cucked himself by telling John to pursue Terezi
Every fucking time.

>falling over
>not having been pushed over

>and not a fucking slut who sleeps with John after fixing her "love life"
This entire thing was a meme. Terezi was a pretty deep character.

*shoved
Rose is for bullying.

>muh Scourge Sister drama

Nude version where

Would John bully Rose?

>>>was
Terezi killing Vriska was perfect. Her relationship with Dave was perfect. Her relationship with Karkat was perfect. Great character.

What a bad thread. Take this pastel goth Dave.

He'd use his Breath powers to make her fart during job interviews as a prank.

He'll bully her pregnant

>Terezi Then
>spitroasted by Gamzee and Dave
>crying Karkat in the background

>Terezi Now
>spitroasted by Vriska and John
>crying Karkat being put on a leash by a fat Dave eating "character development" chicken bucket in the background

What's the difference, Karkatfags?

Dave > Rose > Vriska > Terezi > Karkat > Gamzee > Kanaya > Jade > Aradia > John

From most ruined to least ruined, character-wise

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Original doesn't work, Jade doesn't have panties.

She was fun in the beginning.

Switch John and Jade and you've got a deal.

Clearly Dave is showing her the present he got her, so they can finally go out in public

>Rose is still a good character
>Dave being a gay numale is a natural progression of his character arc
>Kanaya coming back to life was a good plot twist
>My favorite character is a Troll
>Lord English was a good big bad
>Bec Noir wasn't a good big bad
>Roxy is a Mary Sue
>John wasn't the only tolerable beta kid by the ending
>I liked the Trickster Arc for anything aside from "CAUCASIAN!".

with nu-hussie?
PATRIARCHY

>Roxy is a Mary Sue
Prove this wrong.
>Trickster arc
Tied up all of the romance bullshit and drama, I don't see how anyone could dislike it.

Her character introduction in Hivebent is still one of my favorite parts of the comic.
Despite all the cancer it brought, Hivebent had some of the best jokes in the entire comic.

It's time for Sollux. List your favorite things about Sollux as a character.

How it never got any resolution.

I never cared for him and I didn't give a fuck when he went from a major side character to a one-note blind joke.

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He's the only character to flat out walk out of the comic because it got too shitty. And he did so with his bitches.