ITT: All of Sup Forums wakes up in a lost island

ITT: All of Sup Forums wakes up in a lost island.

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*fucks finnish and estonian posters*

I rape the nearest user

Why the fuck am i in Poo Peeland?

>one third of the island is a nonstop orgy of Scandinavian traps

take me there NOW

I'll monopolize the vegetable production!

Start digging a hole.

*farts loudly*

OK we need to start drawing some borders people.

Rape korean anons :3

Round up American and Canadian posters and set them on fire. Should be enough fuel to keep ourselves warm for a couple of weeks.

I hope we can fish

How can an island be lost? Does it have to be elsewhere? What is its destination?

Someone owns it, but they misplaced it.

It happens.

>Germans still yearn to burn people alive

When I was a kid and convinced of my future success, I always wanted to buy a small island.

Would be you get etting my paguette in your ass if you catch my meaning.

Also hunt all brown eyed shits to death/cages and fixing hunger issues, Then becoming Chief of the island

that is not very nice of you, Germany

We have to get along if we are to live in peace together. Think of the parties we could have.

*starts swimming*

*build a street, poops on it*

I hide from and

I will SKULLFUCK you...

I will love you

...

Cant fuck when you death you small weak med sissy.

hurr

Spanish flag?

*brahmin indians and israelis make all other user slaves with their divide and rule tactics*

I'm a gaul, you stupid mongol and I will use your skull as a glass to drink Chimay!

...

kill the brahmins

You dont stand a chance boy and wouldnt even notice what hit you, show your white flag and your might just become local joker

let’s kill all the wh*Te dogs and use them for clothes

Take in refugees to save the island from being lost.

*racemixes with iberian posters to create the übermensch*

The island definitely needs new young unskilled workers to balance out the aging population

*use australian desert assasins to murder the american user that is plotting to kill me*

>Food production (hunting, fishing, and crops)
Meds, Mexico, South America, China


>Government and academia
France, Germany, UK, Japan, Spain, Brazil, South Korea, Norway

>Communal harems
Denmark, Sweden, Finland, Estonia

>Party Planning Committee
Russia, Balkans

>Quarantine
Australia

*beats the aussie's ass and spares his life making him forever my ally in my quest to assassinate the Indian brahmin on this blasted island with me*

What about USA. What does USA do?

*shoot poisoned maori dart laden with kangroo piss to make the american guy impotent and weak*

You are the food.

you're so slow you can't even keep up with my afterimage

WE will conquer all of your clay.

hey i'm eating food. It's 9 o'clock here.

I think the Food production committee would have all the power if this was the case. They are the ones killing and producing all the food so they hold all the power and decision-making as to who gets to live and who gets to starve....

Of course, the white countries would probably try to force the food production committee to share but the committee would probably just kill all the dissidents and subjugate the rest of the islanders with sheer brutality, terror or force. Pick one.

Amirite my brown brothers?

>that flag
hmmm
jeez I can even trust Pakistan to do that.

>there is no human meat in us, only beef
>only small traces of blood in our Cola stream

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*shoots myself*

*dodges*

The USA has too many stereotypes/demographics for me to decide what we should do. We have:
>most prestigious research universities in the world
>a lot of fat, ignorant people
>aggressive imperialist types
>soyboy twinks who make good traps

Shoot around the place seach of schools.

this

all food will be monopolized by burger in no time
hungry russian have fight with american
german start measuring the island size accurately
korean try to find dogs desperately
brazillian play soccer with a coconut
chinese start making a baby
vietnamese make traps against american
nigerian try to deceive american
mexican just take a nap
italian just cry
japanese disappear deep in the forest

the /brit/ tribe will enslave the rest of Sup Forums and make all nordics become sissy boys for ANGLO BULL use

>there are no schools to shoot up

THINK YA TOUGH, HUH?

[Turanic Horde intensifies]
Including Hungarians, Finno-Ugrics, Estonians, Tatars, Kazakhs, Uzbeks, Turks, Turkmens, Kyrgyz, Tajiks, Azeris, Tuvans, Oirats, Khalkhas, Buryats, Yakuts and Ainus.
Russian mystery meats may join if they so want.

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I think ill settle on top of the mountain, looks comfy

THE NUMBERS, MASON

I build a cool kidz clubhouse

*blacks cloud wanders around*

Easy, i will kill every anglo i see, using the methodology of my amerindian ancestors and my army training.
Then i will offer their blood to «make make» and ask him to destroy the island with a big earthquake at the same time i ride «cai cai vilu»

pic: caí caí & tren tren vilu

This post + flag made me laugh too hard

I club you to death and cannibalize you before you get that far

tehe ;p

>Wearing wh*toid skins
Disgusting

I prowl the island looking for white genes to consume

BROS ITS NOT FAIR WE GOTTA BUIL A MCDONALDS AND NUKES

that's how the last threads ended

Poor kitty :(

>zoo

Find the hatch and drink Dharma beer.

Yes, and we can easily provide for more people on the island. We have to share our coconuts and sticks with the less fortunate.

"Barbecues the amerifats"

start prepping up the KARA BOGA

*Protects amerifats from you* >:)

build a boat and escape by myself.

*Steals your slags*

SON
ARGENTINAS

immediately look for weed and bro it up with some dutch posters

Sunbathe myself

where is the qt argie polaboo

All polish girls report to my tree house right fucking now.

I'm not giving up my fucking stick to some third worlder who wouldn't even know what to do with it

Do we even have our freedom still bros???

I also propose a ban on owning sharpened stones, bows and other weapons.

*Shoots you*

I propose the 2nd amendment

*shoots you*

This! We will be safe

*shoots you*

*sets up an international squad to build a barn/camp and hunt americans, use the lard of the fat ones (80%) and forcefeed part of the lard to the skinny ones to make them fat and use their lard*

Do we wake up naked?

MY FELLOW AMERIBROS!
EVERYONE MAY WANT US DEAD BUT THERE IS ONE THING MORE IMPORTANT WE MUST FOCUS ON! FREEEEEEEDOOOOOM IS NOT FFFFFFRRRRRRREEEEEEEE

*start killing brazilians*

You can’t kill me you bitch

Great business idea, I'll join you my white friend

I just chill on the beach until the civilization is complete and I can claim my daily ration of food without doing anything. I also want to rape a jap