Brit/pol/ - Cecil Rhodes Edition

"The more of the world we inhabit, the better it is for the human race" - Cecil Rhodes.

>Thread theme (a classic)
youtube.com/watch?v=Sgd9nYqVz2s

>Majority of Brits: second EU referendum is unacceptable
twitter.com/britainelects/status/766584430668505089

>Another child used as a Syrian refugee crisis lefty leverage
bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-the-papers-37126832

>BBC: opposing Sharia Law is Islamophobic
breitbart.com/london/2016/08/19/bbc-refusing-shariah-law-islamophobia/

>Gooks can't handle the congestion charge
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3746747/N-Korea-defector-trusted-elite.html

>Anjem Choudray guilty
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3732890/Anjem-Choudary-GUILTY-inciting-support-ISIS.html

>ARE LASSES take the hockey gold
bbc.co.uk/sport/olympics/36691147

>Britain STILL No2, China BTFO
bbc.co.uk/sport/olympics/rio-2016/medals/countries

>Owen Smith softer on terrorism than Comrade Jez
order-order.com/2016/08/17/tories-smith-isis-comments-show-hes-unfit-lead/

>Britain could get special status after Brexit, Germans admit
breitbart.com/london/2016/08/17/britain-could-get-special-status-after-brexit-german-minister-admits/

>Unemployment falls despite surge in EU migrants
telegraph.co.uk/business/2016/08/17/uk-unemployment-dips-as-fewer-jobseekers-claimed-benefits-in-jul/

>900 out of 1,602 unaccompanied migrant children arrested for rape
express.co.uk/news/uk/695066/Police-arrest-900-Syrians-in-England-and-Wales-for-rape-death-threats-and-child-abuse

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newstatesman.com/politics/uk/2016/08/sadiq-khan-says-jeremy-corbyn-has-failed-and-backs-owen-smith
youtube.com/watch?v=YbK9QCKSCOU
weebls-stuff.com/weebl-bob/video/biscuits.html
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Also, obligatory Laura Trott

Fuck off yahoos.

3rd for my letter from Mogg.

Refugee Council Head of Advocacy Dr. Lisa Doyle said: 'The number of Syrian refugees the Government has pledged to resettle certainly isn't an unmanageable one and its deadline is still a number of years away so there is ample opportunity for the Government's commitment to be fulfilled.

'An appetite remains among local communities up and down the country to welcome Syrian refugee families. The Government must work closely with local authorities to ensure that this eagerness to help is translated into practical action.'

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3750448/UK-falling-short-pledge-20-000-Syrian-refugees-2020-welcomes-just-61-one-month.html#ixzz4HuVxmGwH
Delusional.

>Mr Symonds said: 'It is vital the UK places itself on the right side of history by agreeing to share far greater responsibility. The UN Summit on 19 September provides the perfect opportunity to do just that.'

Le right side of history face

This is a nationalist monarchist thread, socialists please leave.

Post Trotts

Whos comfy in bed having a whiskey?

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Another Trott.

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/sat at my desk drinking hard cider/

Why is it that everytime someone mentions "the right side of history" it comes across as a threat?

Pictures of her make me sad because I know I'll never be with her.

I'm looking for the pic of pepe the frog skullfucking feels guy outside liverpool street station wearing a bandana with the national action logo on it. It's a recolour of pic related

newstatesman.com/politics/uk/2016/08/sadiq-khan-says-jeremy-corbyn-has-failed-and-backs-owen-smith

ALL IN ALL YOU'RE JUST A

'NOTHER BLAIRITE FOR THE WALL

youtube.com/watch?v=YbK9QCKSCOU

Getting comfy listening to loyalist music, downed all my booze already.

Nice lad.

The farmer that had just cut my field thinks he knows where she lives.

Keep destroying Labour Jez, we're all behind you.

If our government were to try and pass the bill in
>pic related
Would you support it or not?

>tfw no mad men sorta show set in England in colonial times
I don't know what the main character's job or something could be but I think a disillusioned aristocrat who is put in charge of a shipping company that goes all over the colonised lands would be cool
Maybe base it around the east india company or something

Based Corbychev will hang khan by tea time.

I know where Jade Jones lives and live pretty close to her.

Who /Dying for a custard cream but there aren't any/ here?

Maybe Poldark will feature things like this when it comes back on tv in September.

Cecil Rhodes was funded by the jews

>watching interstellar
>these graphics
>you will never serve on the British Star Fleet

>tfw still have 6 hobnobs left
I love my life.

Here lad

She's got nothing on Are Laura though.

How will Brexit personally benefit you ?
What current EU laws make your life worse?
What do you suppose is going to happen when those neglected parts of the country who voted Brexit clamouring for more protectionism are instead going to find even more Neoliberalism ?

Comfy with two packs of Jammy Dodgers.

She's alright. Pretty chavvy,desu, which gives me like a 2 percent chance.

Thanks user!

you guys reminded me of this
weebls-stuff.com/weebl-bob/video/biscuits.html

I`ll forever be British.
All of them, they have no right making our laws.
May already promised to fund what the EU can no longer fund.

Any of you lads watched House of Cards UK all the way through? Any good? Seems solid as fuck atm and i'm on the first ep.

t. BBC

>impartial
END THE TV LICENSE

Seems pretty reasonable, hope we leave a garrison at Gibraltar as well though.

Please user, I am fat enough as it is.

>Sad Blairite is sad

Your days are numbered, m80. Best get ready for your time in centrist no-mans-land oblivion because people are furious with the establishment and polarised to left and right.

>Unregulated bankers, 2008 financial crisis, LIBOR scandal, destruction of manufacturing and industry, austerity measures on the poorest, MP's expenses fiddling, mass immigration, neolib/neocon failure, Iraq War and Chilcot, PFI fail, media bias...list goes on.

Fucking loved weebls stuff as a kid
And the podcast with skoo was hilarious, why only 3 episode God damn

My grandparents bought me the boxset before I went to university and I watched it all the time.

It made me an utterly ruthless cunt in my first year a trait that I carry onto to this very day. Undermining peers, shagging slags, silencing my enemies, blackmailed the Union ah the good old days.

Checked

One of the greatest shows I have ever seen, can't even bring myself to watch the american version nor tolerate anyone who advocates said version over the british version.

>AAV

That's an overseas territory thus still part of the UK.
Abroad is defined as "in or to a foreign country or countries." So it wouldn't be effected.

[TRIGGERED]
Cat get these anywhere here without using some rip off importer.

Missing Mr. Kipling too lads.

Also on the topic of demographics:

>complain about the immigrants having lots of kids
>don't have any of your own
Please don't do this, guys. Have more Anglo children. Our numbers are so very small in the world.

Ah I see.

>can't

What's that really shitty song/music video by that dumb "activist" band about leave voters?

I thank you, comrade. Have some socialist anthem.

youtube.com/watch?v=PBm9NQ9kxRE

youtube.com/watch?v=yUVAYRkdvfc

youtube.com/watch?v=POH14-HMGFc

youtube.com/watch?v=v85NWc0RIKc

youtube.com/watch?v=CK4o9wf13fo

What does Brit/pol/ think of NATO? I'd like to see Britain become more distant from NATO and become closer to the Commonwealth.

Who /copacabinmen/ and /danwalker/ here?

Fucking brilliant coverage. Hilarious.

The only nations of value in NATO are the USA and UK.

Ditto. NATO is outdated and a bit pointless nowadays.

It's basically just USA foreign policy.

We'd be better off with a commonwealth force aligned with the USA but not allowing the USA to take control. Could be done quite easily with good leaders in the CW.

Would also increase global presence and would mean we could BTFO Turkey.

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Trott is Hot!
Hot!

Do we want McGregor getting knocked out?

>I`ll forever be British.
Of course
>All of them, they have no right making our laws.
Yes but which of the 15% of laws? I can't think of a single EU law worth leaving for.
>May already promised to fund what the EU can no longer fund.
You trust her her to deliver?

Just head down to the shed there Sven, no one here is interested in your hobby.

Custard Creams lad. Is there a market for the in the USA?

How much do you pay for them? I've done a bit of exporting to the USA and would happily send you thousands of these.

Lads, my best mates sister wants my cock but I don't think he'd be happy if I went for it, what do?

She's conservative, patriotic, has a good career and massive tits.

I would probably court her but if it didn't work out it could be quite nasty.

NATO power is essentially the US and UK, look at the example of the French having to rely on RAF C-17s to fly their troops into Mali as they didn't have strategic airlift capability.

I personally don't
I like the guy

Can't afford children lad. That's the system the people have voted for and the leaders have created. No normal family at 25-30 can really afford a child and a decent life in the UK unless you're both earning above the average salary.

Immigrants can do it because of gibs and large families that all throw money at each other.

Go for it
Clear it with your friend if you think it's getting serious
If he says no, then call him a misogonistic jerk and shouldn't try to control a woman's life

Evening lads.
>tfw craving political activism and want to get involved in politics but don't know how
Feels bad

I don't know why everyone suddenly seems to hate NATO. I'm completely ignorant about it, but it seems pointless and has a lot of members who are useless and don't pull their weight.
I think if we kept the Special Relationship with the US, increased ties with the Commonwealth nations, and possibly France after the inevitable collapse of the EU, we'd be solid.

That's tough.

Obviously no degenerate hooking up. But if you really like her, there's nothing wrong with seriously dating her. Just tell your friend, it's love, you can't control it.

Do it lad

Show us a picture and then we can judge. Blur her face out tho.

Fuck Captcha. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Yes but which of the 15% of laws? I can't think of a single EU law worth leaving for.
Any, we shouldn`t have foreigners deciding our laws, we are a sovereign nation.
>You trust her her to deliver?
Yes, if she doesn`t her party will go tits up.

Sounds like a good deal, but don't ruin your friendship over a slag.

Clear if with you m8 first, but if your not a cunt I'm sure he would prefer her shagging you rather than a Paki or Jamal.

>have child
>demand benefits
>get benefits

problem solved.

If he's a best mate you probably shouldn't do it lad. It's unbecoming of a man to upset his friends for a bit of slap and tickle.

But you could ask him? Like on a pub night when you're both 10 beers down just pose the idea and see what his reaction is. If it's anything other than 'fuck you m9ey i'll cut your cock off' then it might be worth a go.

Do you speak to her a lot?

Ages?

A bit different, but I shagged one of my sister's best friends and it was all pretty okay. My sister was a bit of a cunt about it for a while but that's mainly because I kept it a secret. It's always best to have things out in the open, saves on drama and bullshit.

Guys what the fuck is this shit? What is this band?

youtube.com/watch?v=K87FipjKGmo

>he actully watches memetic hazards

>sonic boom six

some irrelevant shit

There's this grill I found on kik and I was getting along with her but she changed her acc on kik and I forgot her new username.

I have her first name and a picture of her and she also told me her job. I've tried tineye but to no avail. Wat do?

Move on and get Tinder.

Some of this is literal autism, espeically the part about gun control.
Reminder that SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED is an English right, so you can fuck off with all that 'magazine restriction' crap.

post pics

Stop posting this. It's from months ago and the viewers have surged since people started posting it on Sup Forums.
Stop giving them attention, money, and more coverage on YouTube.

>yfw the highwater mark of your nation was a century and a half ago

>shall not be infringed is a english right

this isnt the USA. its not really valid and not going to win any court case

and its all useless when self defence is illegal

Tinder's shit desu.

I will later. Phone charging.

I'm gray CSA, the other guy is Britain. Sorry Brits.

What should I do? I'm generally winning the war but it's a grind.

You could ask /r/? Obviously it's risky but I imagine they'll manage to find out.

Also is a Facebook search really that hard?

>tfw born too late to die of an infection in a field hospital after a big battle
why even live tbqh

Fuck me lad, what manner of autism is this?

She lives in the US and I only know her first name along with 2 pics.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Tinder is great lad if you want to get your knob wet.

Khan backed the wrong horse.

Its sensible, the idea is to make it so that it would pass in an British parliament.
Saying "lets give them all full-auto AR-15's" wouldn't really pass now would it?

just had a wank in the kitchen lads

Advanced Tactics Gold

Meh. All I know about Tinder is my mate got hiv from shagging some slag there. jej

That's some dark web level of searching you've got going on right there. Yeah I literally have no idea the. How you are supposed to find her. How the fuck did you even meet?