Computer, simulate an early 21st century image board that's absolute dogshit

>Computer, simulate an early 21st century image board that's absolute dogshit
>disable safety protocols

You asked for it

>Computer, simulate OP at 12PM on a Sunday night
>increase number and size of penile barbs by 250%
>disengage safety protocols

Dr Crushers feets

Troi's

computer
turn me into a pickle
disengage reddit protocols

>Computer, generate 12 metric tons of butter
>Disengage safety protocols

>12PM
>night

one of my favourite variations on this theme

It combines the two best /trek/ memes, holodeckposting and fat Riker

>fat Riker
Somewhere in Season 6 he started fluctuating his weight from rugged thick to midwest football coach.

having trouble dl'ing the new .hdek update

>Computer, create a 12 foot Dr. Crusher and Diana Troi with a case of Pon Farr.
>Increase their aggressiveness by a factor of 7
>Disengage the safety protocols and lock door until program is complete

Fat Riker looks like he beats his wife and eats hungry man TV dinners.

MADMAN!

or the type of guy who mows his lawn every 2 weeks and the mulch is clumping up and he's leaning into the lawnmower across piles of grass blades

COMPUTER SIMULATE PICKLE RICK

I had surgery a few days ago and I come back and I see nothing but pickle reddit. what happened?

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>Computer, simulate a woman with no ability to deny my affections

>DISENGAGE SAFETY PROTOCOLS

Cannot comply. Please program parameters.

>MMIdunno, uhh say 10 feet tall wiiithh.. GOT IT, multi-species background.. OH, and don't forget the ball gag sub-routine

i only remember fat riker from the movies, pls post examples from the show.

worf also got huge in the movies

kek

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>tfw dwight schultz doesnt have a twitter account to post /trek/ screenshots too.

Captain! Captain Janeway! What's up? It's me, Lizard Paris! *burps* I'm turning myself into a lizard, Captain! I'm a lizard now! Lizard Paris in the house! Whhaaassssuuuuupppppp??????? *braps*

Computer, I want a recreation of a 20th century earth buffet restaurant known as "Golden Coral". Run the program for the next 12 hours. Nobody is to enter. Door lock over ride code "Riker 42876-alpha".

Oh, and computer? Disengage all safety protocols.

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Rick and mortys creator was shown to be a cancerous fa/tv/irgin, so hordes of retarded plebbitors have flocked here. We dont expect it to end any time soon

well he wasn't REALLY fat in the later episodes

>dwight schultz doesnt have a twitter account
damn, that's odd
he's a conservative and probably hates most social media

>Pickle Rick is in the house tonight, Pickle Rick is gonna have a good time, Pickle Rick will make you lose your mind, Pickle Rick is gonna have a good time!

If you lived in a holographic simulation with holographic food, would you eventually become a hologram?

Fuck I miss computerposting

Can we have these outside of the trek general?

O'Brien and Bashir's holosuite adventures were always European battles.

I think secretly Bashir wished he was white.

Did he get swole or fat? I only watch ENT

He just put on like 10 pounds, it's really only noticeable comparing season 1 or 2 to season 7

Oh come on now....at his worst he never looked that bad!

>10 pounds
>huge

The entire cast of ENT was fit and way more committed to their characters

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Riker would fucking wreck a golden corral...im talking gummi bears ON the pizza slice type savagry

L O N D O N

Would that taste good?

M A N I L A
A
N
I
L
A

fuck I actually read this in his voice.

salty and sweet? fuck yeah it would nigga.