I dare you to name a better country

Protip: Saying Spain is considered cheating. But honestly, Holland is up there as well

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Why is saying Spain cheating? Spain is awful.
I mean, I'd understand Switzerland, Norway, and similar countries. But Spain?

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Switzerland, Japan, Norway.

The name "Netherlands" always reminded me of the land like in a fairy tale

I hope you end up someday in the Hague.

I don't understand this either. Explain yourself, OP

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>Switzerland, Norway, and similar countries
for who, for penguins or yeti?

meant for

For people who enjoy high standards of living, who enjoy purchasing power, social security, good schools for their children. Things you wouldn't understand I guess.

Oh, I get it. Colombia is cocaine producer and Spain is cocaine addict.
Spain is not cheating, you are biased

I see a lot of you complaining about Sweden.
You've even come up with your own witty catchphrases like "Sweden yes!".

But, there's often a country that you overlook and forget just how terrible it is.
I present to you: The Netherlands.

Now you might ask yourself, why do I consider the Dutch to be worse than the Swedes?

Here's a short list:
-The most effeminate men on the planet
-Literally white Jews
-Dumb accents

Here's an example of what the Dutch are like in action:
youtube.com/watch?v=XkINjqLet-U

Dutch women are also notorious coalburners. Because their men are so gay.

Then there's just general liberal degeneracy which is pretty rife in the region

So what do you guys think? Do you agree the Dutch are worse than Swedes?

>For people who enjoy high standards of living,
Too may niggers for that
>who enjoy purchasing power,
consumerism woo hoo
kys
>social security,
wait one second ago you pride yourself on being rich, and now you are happy to pay taxes for every shitskin's social security ? wtf
>good schools for their children.
Too may niggers for that too

I would MUCH rather live in Spain, Italy, or even the fucking Portugal than NL/Germany/Nordics etc

Literally no one cares about your opinion.

Well what would anyone expect from a country where marijuana is legal

suck my dick bitch

It doesn't surprise me that someone with such a retarded view on the world is also incapable of forming coherent sentences.

>Spain is awful
Stopped reading there

But France, you are the country that gives most money to your immigrants
All africans want to be at one country in Europe and that is of course France. I literally have black people there just push me and shout in french to me for no reason

This
People need sunlight

drop the proxy, Thijs

yes and it's precisely for that reason that i woudn't want to live in the netherlands, i have seen too may niggers in my life and payed too much taxes to them, that's why i don't want to go to the slightly richer and not as ruined yet version of france, what's the point ?

meant for

Which explains why Mexicans are such accomplished individuals and West-Europeans are such failures. Right?

That you complain about niggers in the netherlands but you have more in France

I know the entirety of Latin-America suffers from Stockholm syndrome towards Spain, but do you really have to go so far as to copy their inability to quote the people they're replying to? ()

Netherlands is up there, same with Norway and Finland. Although you can have a very good life almost anywhere if you're rich.

It means lowlands.

Indeed
Imagine suicide rates if you have to lock yourself indoors for months at the time in winter
The autism that will cause in society
Viva España

It's all the drugs, money, fucked up extreme leftist education system and hookers overkill mate.

No need to kill yourself in Mexico when there's a realistic chance every day that it'll be your last.

yes and ? germans complained about the jews in poland and yet they had more in germany
it's not incmpatible

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It certainly explains why your country highest achievement is being the Habsburg' bitch and why all Western civilization comes from Southern Europe.

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Western civilization comes from France

That meme only works when the individual doesn't actually have any culture to be proud of.

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>It certainly explains why your country highest achievement is being the Habsburg' bitch

My country? Mate, your country was ruled by the Habsburg (AUSTRIANS) for centuries and you let them rule you until they literally stopped breeding.
We at least fought them tooth and nail until they fucked up.

>and why all Western civilization comes from Southern Europe

Ah yes, this continuous "MUH HISTORY" from you peasants. Good job, you can now join the Italians, Greeks, Egyptians, Iraqis and Iranians, you'll find they screech about similar things.

>My country? Mate, your country was ruled by the Habsburg (AUSTRIANS) for centuries and you let them rule you until they literally stopped breeding.
Because it was a political marriage you big dumb dumb. That's literally how it works.

>Ah yes, this continuous "MUH HISTORY" from you peasants.
Well I certainly didn't expect you to understand. According to you socialist disgraces history is racist.

>Because it was a political marriage you big dumb dumb. That's literally how it works.
You tried to insult my country by being ruled by Austrians, yet we kicked them out and your country (ruled by the same foreigners) didn't. Shows you a lot about the Spanish mentality, which is shared with Arabs. You are very lazy, which is why you are so poor and don't work.
>According to you socialist disgraces history is racist.
According to you poor people the present is racist.

Belarus is a shithole but I'd rather live here or in Ukraine than in Netherlands. Once the "dude weed lmao" novelty wears off it's just a boring consumerist country. It's ok if you like sailing I guess.

I agree.
Belgium is the best Dutch speaking country, fact.

as someone who has done sailing for many years i'd rather not do it there

usually i do it in normandy or brittany, and at 5am when you get out your boat i already think it is too cold and rainy
can't imagine how bad it is in netherlands

Spain has had a lot more of an impact on world history than the Netherlands
Don’t shield in >we wuz
Because that makes you look even more stupid and culturless

>You tried to insult my country by being ruled by Austrians
No, I insulted you country by being the Habsburg bitch, and only achieving independence when the eternal Anglo came in and Habsburg Spain couldn't hold a war on so many fronts.
>Shows you a lot about the Spanish mentality, which is shared with Arabs. You are very lazy, which is why you are so poor and don't work.
Why the fuck would we rebel against the royal family we MARRIED to? Are you literally retarded?

"you married" nobody you were a peasant who they treated like shit regardless of the country they ruled
only the FRENCH had the balls to say enough is enoughto those fucking kike noble faggots

I was nobody because I wasn't born back then you fuckboy.
>only the FRENCH had the balls to say enough is enoughto those fucking kike noble faggots
Yeah and ten years later you had an emperor so it worked real well for you didn't it?

>I was nobody
Some things never change

De autisme is echt.

In feit drollanders zijn gewoon kut mongolen met een kut accent

Moet je naar dat geluid luisteren wat uit je strot komt. Niet om aan te horen, Bart.

this is Suriname, right?

rotterdam, schouwburgplein

afz. rotterdammer