Why hasn't 10 Little Niggers received a good film/tv adaptation yet?

Why hasn't 10 Little Niggers received a good film/tv adaptation yet?

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>but there are many and uk tv did one last year

go suck a cock elsewhere

I'd watch a Raimi version

It's called Umineko bro

You are a really stupid idiot.

But it did. The 2015 BBC adaptation was good

what an idiot

Its been released under a different title.

The Hateful Eight.

>doesnt get a simple joke
>call people stupid

Spotted the retard.
Anything made by the BBC in the 21st century is garbage and their shitty adaptation of this was no exception. No respect for the 1930s era with swearing all over the place and characters prancing around naked. True to modern BBC standards, they try to make it as american and smarmy as possible, and as a result, it naturally appeals to underage retards like yourself, who probably never read the book.

Soviet one was good, last one was p.decent as well

Why not just Ten Little Kids or something? Race is literally doesn't matter in context.

that can't be real

Found the underage.

It was actually a very good book by Agatha Christie. It's a detective novel.

>doesnt get ironical joke answers to simple joke
>call others out about not getting simple joke

Ten little niggers went out to dine;
One choked his little self and then there were nine.
Nine little niggers sat up very late;
One overslept himself and then there were eight.
Eight little nigers travelling in Devon;
One said he'd stay there and then there were seven.
Seven little niggers chopping up sticks;
One chopped himself in halves and then there were six.
Six little nigers playing with a hive;
A bumblebee stung one of them and then there were five.
Five little niggers going in for law;
One got in Chancery and then there were four.
Four little niggers going out to sea;
A red herring swallowed one and then there were three.
Three little niggers walking in the zoo;
A big bear hugged one and then there were two.
Two little nigers sitting in the sun;
One got all frizzled up and then there was one.
One little nigger left all alone;
He went and hanged himself and then there were none.

>mfw this song is on youtube

2,015 BBC seems like overkill. Original story had only 10 TBC

Find the Russian one. It's gud.

A masterpiece of mystery fiction. Agatha Christie has ruined me from the genre because she really can't be beat. Everytime I try a modern mystery its full of unnecessary drama and suspense scenes and very little actual elaborate logical puzzles and tricks.

What a faggot

Maybe the mystery surrounding it has to do with mystic tribal shit?
Goddamn, non-racist people are uncultured swine.
>t. Asian

It's true, after reading Christie's novels everything else just feels cheesy and unpolished. Of course, there will always be a bunch of asshats claiming that no one can beat Arthur Conan Doyle but eh.

Doyle is "mystery" in the way that you are forced to play as Watkins and have no fucking clue the supernatural inductive measures Holmes will take till he explains it at the end, and its always some bullshit like "the scent of this perfume contains a rare ingrediant found only in the orient so I could tell this was a Arab in disguse" or some other such asspull. Real mystery fiction is gives you everything the average would need to solve the puzzle if they think carefully and laterally enough.

The best are the mysteries without a detective, Towards Zero, Crooked House, Ten Little Niggers, and Orient Express. They are so good they were most likely ghost written by a man. Poirot and Marple were used as crutches, and their stories devolved into formulaic set pieces.

I hate women as much as the next person but don't you dare insult the Queen of mystery. She was autistically dedicated to her writing.

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>One chopped himself in halves and then there were six.
no then there'd be 8
Christie is a fucking hack

Too much niggardly from the studios.

Orient Express has Poiroit

There is no such thing as a good film adaptation of a book. You just cannot adapt hundreds of pages into a two hour movie without destroying its essence.

A TV adaptation has the potential to come closer, but still generally does not end up being long enough.

Ten little niggers falls in line with stuff like the mousetrap a lot.

Ten Little Niggers/Ten Little Indians is an old children's song. You know the one that goes "One little two little three little indians"?

Agatha Christie used it as the title of her book, which was later changed to "And Then There Were None" because the title was seen as offensive.

You don't need to autistically adapt every page. Most books are not this good

1940s adaptation was brilliant and 2015 was fairly good