You're at a bar drinking beer when this guy storms in and says

You're at a bar drinking beer when this guy storms in and says
>Salam aleykum, from now on this place is under sharia control. Throw those beers outside or else I'll chop your heads off, inshallah!
What do you do?

pajeet, who is running the 7/11?

stop

*take a swig*
*pay the baraman in a £20 note*
"hehe... you've made a terrible mistake.."
*unsheaths katana*
*teleport behind him*
*secret forbidden technique and slice him in half*
*look at the barman*
"keep the change"

That is a Sikh user.
OP is a faggot

How much have you had to drink tonight bongbro?

BRO

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sikhs are bro-tier

sikh hat sir

Sikhs dont do that shit

fuck your Sup Forums tier shit

>this post again

That's a Sikh. Sikhs are bros

what a sikh cunt

That's a Sikh you faggot. They're bro-tier. Fuck off you Muslim loving fag fucker.

>implying I drink alcohol like the 'cool kids' do in vain pursuit of vanity

OI DAT FOOKAH AS A KNOIFE
SOMON CAAL A BOBBY!

Sihks would never do that, they aren't muslim and are pretty bro-tier people.

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>Sikh

Fucking retard.

compliment him on his good muslim impression thrn buy him a beer, because sikhs are bro tier

you're no muslim bruv, you're sikh

>Sihk
>Vintage kebab ruler
>Establishing Sharia law

>all these faggots falling for bait

>how can you be a superpower by 2020 if you can't even make your own hats
>look at how he flies to the moon on a diarrhea beam coming out of his ass

implying sikhs aren't bro-tier as fuck

Use my irish barfighting skills and win in a barfight,
renounce sharia law and become dictator of the pub

Sikh joke mate. Almost had me there, here, have a drink on me.

Start a Trump chant to cause a diversion so Zimmerman can do his thing.

>grab end of turban
>pull hard and spin him round like a record
>kick him out and tell him that's what he deserves for bombing 9/11
>return to bar to wild applause and free drinks

break my beer in his stupid head full of shit

lets just say when theres a shooting in this city... never need to question the ethnicity, its always a sikh. if india doesnt want them why the fuck does canada open the gates for these shitty smelling wanna be muslims?

Even if throwing my beer at this guy was my only chance for survival, I still wouldn't give up the beer.

You fucking what mate?

these always make me kek good shit bong bro

Sikh. Ignorant polish sub human bigot GTFO.

Always makes me laugh

I would say "Haha Joravar, very funny now go back to 7/11."

>Throw alchol in the trash
>Apologize profusely
>convert to islam immediatly