Things you won't hear Muslims say
Things you won't hear Muslims say
Anything rational.
pass the bacon
>I denounce jihad against America
We are here to take over and establish Sharia.
Oh wait, they do say that. Just not at first.
You are so beautiful madam, may I have your number??
Oh I don't know. Things like Talmudic passages on Christ until the same ones invented isis? Things like that? You cunt
apostacy is okay!
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there is no penalty for apostacy
I agree, we can compromise on-
My wife doesn't have to wear the hijab if she doesn't want to
fpbp
>i like it when women are exposed to fallen angel lust
Hello Lev Tahor
>We apologize for our extremists
>Officer, my fellow muslim neightbor is planning an attack
>Thank you
>I don't follow the teachings of a pedophile
I'm truly sorry.
Instead of going to Europe, I think I will stay here in my home country and try to make it a better place.
>sorry about terrorism, it's a problem that festers in the fringes of our religion and we should hold those mosques that preach it as virtuous accountable.
I don't fuck livestock.
>Hello, DHS? There a radical Islamic terrorist taking refuge in my house and you need to come pick him up.
imagined colin saying this
You know, maybe fucking goats is against Allah's will
>Yes it's okay if you go to the party and do drugs then get fucked by chads Fatima, I'm a feminist and support all my daughters decisions.
DO you guys want me to do a Vocaroo to BTFO all of you ?