Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ
fuck
the new Aquaman movie looks weird
>has to play an america
>first thing he does is gain a lot of weight
A truly dedicated actor
Michael Madsen?
>lol i'm a millionaire but money's of no importance to me so i'll dress like a bum and charge 300 million for my next movie because i'm grounded like that lmao
Rich famous people do that to pass inadvertent to average Joe.
How much does he weigh here?
how does he keep those shoes from falling off?
Using the magic of repeating digits.
That's better than 99% of americans
THATS RIGHT JAY
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If he face hadn't become so round and fat, he'd be confused for just another buff big guy
Is he wearing hockey pads?
still has that smug american psycho face
John Campea?
I thought this was Brendan Fraser from a distance
lay off the dubs man....
"will work for shoelaces"
is there anything more subhuman than wearing shoes without socks?
Just dubs my shit up senpai
JUST
He said he wasn't
Underrated post.
Diabetes
>trash my lights brah
shoe laces
There's elastic straps on the sides of the tongue that keeps it on your foot.
>and charge 300 million for my next movie
He did Song to Song for free and wasn't even in the final cut
More like THICCstian Bale, rite?
This meme is growing on me.
DUBS
based dubsman bulking and getting ready to get jack3d for the DCEU flashpoint reboot to play evil Batman
Have you not seen Batman Vs Superman?
Jeffery Dean Morgan is playing BatDaddy
He sure looks like batman doesn't he
They can easily recast him just like they recast the nig in Iron Man. JDM was a Snyder guy, now that he's gone, he's going to get replaced.
no prob
Bale is best batman.
Christian Bale? More like Christian Burger.
F
Cool it with the fatphobic remarks.
fatty detected
How could this have happened?
No, but I am dating someone from the ACLU.
Kek. For a second I thought it was Mike from RLM.
Well then
He's too fucking old to follow some harsh training program to achieve real gainz.
Probably a bad casting choice altogether
looks like he's dying of aids
Is he looking like that for a movie?
My first thought, looks more like Michael Madsen rather than Christian Bale. Sure that it's Bale?
RLM biopic?
Literally impossible for him to get big with roids now anyway
he'll be fine
he hasn't lost any weight in 4 years, idk about that
see Paul, that's what would've happened to be if I hadn't gotten these dubs
witnessed
me*
hey paul, you didn't see that typo
Hes 51 dude
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i didnt even realize he was in americunt hustle
Who is this and what was this for?
What the fuck. American Hustle was made in the same year as Out of the Furnace (picrelated). How the fuck does he do it?
Same, was actually going to post Brendan looked fine you jerks.
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Is he turning into Al Bundy?
roids
That just can't be healthy.
KEK
He may have small socks on
Ankle socks
But to what you said
Nope
Nothing is more subhuman than shoes sans socks
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JDM as the comedian for watchmen
This meant for this
Michael Madsen looks good for his age
It practically markets itself
Does anyone have that copypasta about the anons on Sup Forums that make fun of people that are more successful than them?
losing weight -> amphetamines
gaining weight -> steroids
He's doing a DIck Cheney biopic. Not kidding.