Jesus Christ

Jesus Christ.

fuck

the new Aquaman movie looks weird

>has to play an america
>first thing he does is gain a lot of weight
A truly dedicated actor

Michael Madsen?

>lol i'm a millionaire but money's of no importance to me so i'll dress like a bum and charge 300 million for my next movie because i'm grounded like that lmao

Rich famous people do that to pass inadvertent to average Joe.

How much does he weigh here?

how does he keep those shoes from falling off?

Using the magic of repeating digits.

That's better than 99% of americans

THATS RIGHT JAY

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If he face hadn't become so round and fat, he'd be confused for just another buff big guy

Is he wearing hockey pads?

still has that smug american psycho face

John Campea?

I thought this was Brendan Fraser from a distance

lay off the dubs man....

"will work for shoelaces"

is there anything more subhuman than wearing shoes without socks?

Just dubs my shit up senpai

JUST

He said he wasn't

Underrated post.

Diabetes

>trash my lights brah

shoe laces

There's elastic straps on the sides of the tongue that keeps it on your foot.

>and charge 300 million for my next movie
He did Song to Song for free and wasn't even in the final cut

More like THICCstian Bale, rite?

This meme is growing on me.

DUBS

based dubsman bulking and getting ready to get jack3d for the DCEU flashpoint reboot to play evil Batman

Have you not seen Batman Vs Superman?
Jeffery Dean Morgan is playing BatDaddy

He sure looks like batman doesn't he

They can easily recast him just like they recast the nig in Iron Man. JDM was a Snyder guy, now that he's gone, he's going to get replaced.

no prob

Bale is best batman.

Christian Bale? More like Christian Burger.

F

Cool it with the fatphobic remarks.

fatty detected

How could this have happened?

No, but I am dating someone from the ACLU.

Kek. For a second I thought it was Mike from RLM.

Well then

He's too fucking old to follow some harsh training program to achieve real gainz.
Probably a bad casting choice altogether

looks like he's dying of aids

Is he looking like that for a movie?

My first thought, looks more like Michael Madsen rather than Christian Bale. Sure that it's Bale?

RLM biopic?

Literally impossible for him to get big with roids now anyway

he'll be fine

he hasn't lost any weight in 4 years, idk about that

see Paul, that's what would've happened to be if I hadn't gotten these dubs

witnessed

me*
hey paul, you didn't see that typo

Hes 51 dude

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i didnt even realize he was in americunt hustle

Who is this and what was this for?

What the fuck. American Hustle was made in the same year as Out of the Furnace (picrelated). How the fuck does he do it?

Same, was actually going to post Brendan looked fine you jerks.

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Is he turning into Al Bundy?

roids

That just can't be healthy.

KEK

He may have small socks on
Ankle socks
But to what you said
Nope
Nothing is more subhuman than shoes sans socks

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JDM as the comedian for watchmen

This meant for this

Michael Madsen looks good for his age

It practically markets itself

Does anyone have that copypasta about the anons on Sup Forums that make fun of people that are more successful than them?

losing weight -> amphetamines
gaining weight -> steroids

He's doing a DIck Cheney biopic. Not kidding.