ITT: Only countries that have never lost a single war may post in this thread

ITT: Only countries that have never lost a single war may post in this thread.

>where my burgerbros at

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We lost the country to the Jews, user.

Are you forgetting about something friend?

>Korea
>Vietnam

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AND YOURE THINKING OF US

god damn none of them have tits but they're still hot

You guys lost the cultural war.

Theyre all drunk

>What is 1812
>What is Vietnam
>What is Iraq
>What is Afghanistan

I love freedomland too, but we can't forget our failures of we want to keep winning.

We won Korea, but we should've chased those commie fucks all the way into China.

MacArthur was right

Britannia rule the waves

I don't think Brazil lost any war, but Brazil never fighted to death for it's own existence. I don't think it even counts.

We need zionist grapefruits and old ladies. Yyyyep

>wars
LMFAO YOU ACTUALLY THINK THEY WERE WARS DON'T YOU

Tits are secondary, the secret lies in their hips.

the world would be so different.

What were they? Your thursday circle jerk

Well, yeah, paraguay wasn't much of a threat

A very mucusy and stabby and smelly secret

>Korea
>Started by North Korea to unite Korea
>American loss

>1812
US won, or else we'd have the Queen on our money again
>Vietnam
Could have won, country pussed out
>Iraq
Did win, Obama lost the peace.
>Afghanistan
Did win, took longer for it to go back to the Taliban than the others, but Taliban is coming back. Again, lost the peace.

>won Korea
>"ended" with ceasefire agreement

They were conflicts dip shit; congress is the only entity that can declare war, and if war is declared then our efforts are at their apex. These were simply trifles, yes trifles, or something dans ce genre.

You're not independent eh. Switzerland owns everything

Yeah, because you did so fucking well in Iraq and Afghanistan.

>Thread invaded immediately by Canadians

IT'S 1812 ALL OVER AGAIN

Except iraq. Thanks republicanism. Muh executive orders

Not sure i know what tou are referring to

Canada has lost fewer wars than the US lmao

Switzerland doesn't own shit, they just play neutral and horde gold.

Lmfao. Lol what a shitty response. Sure thing bud whatever you say Hue

Rrrrrriiiiiiight

Remember the US started 1812 and got stomped despite Britain being distracted by European conflicts.

Remember that the US winning independence was for the same reason the US lost Vietnam: a lack of public support.

By those arguments the US never won independence to begin with, since Britain could have won but they just didn't care.

You lost the civil war

>Check mate

> keeps with a winning concept

Wow, what a bunch of dummies!

/thread

Are you retarded? We weren't even fighting a nation, we didn't lose, we were fighting little rats that hide in a hole, after a while it's not worth our time.

Losing a war generally comes with adverse and horrid effects, not: "eh, alright then"

Reporting in.

Reporting in

No it's the shifty bluepilled goal post change after you get humiliated. You've had maybe 4-6 years without a skirmish since the masonic year of muh 17761984

> this is what Americans actually believe

BASED
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>Korea
Ongoing
>Vietnam
Fell to commies
>Iraq
Fell to fundie snackbars
>Afghanistan
Remains in the hands of fundie snackbars

Yeaaaah.

1776
1812

>US won, or else we'd have the Queen on our money again
Status quo was maintained. Also a war started by the US at a time when the army was being decimated in the European theater. Military stalemate all round, not a victory.

> Vietnam
That's a nice way of saying you lost. You still had troops in Vietnam who were being frantically evacuated when Saigon fell.

We have been on the wrong side several times, OP.

>american education

>korea
>vietnam
>afghanistan
>iraq
Nice try, gi joe

Fucking kek, nice attempt m8.

I would ad hominem you right now attacking your country, but it's not even worth it, you know how fucking shit that attempt war.

It's alright m8, we'll annex ya someday ;)

we pretty objectively lost vietnam, famalam

what is vietnam

Ummmm

Yes yes the fucking leafblower shitwinds are comin. We're just sittin here waitin with our coffee and doughnuts and smokes and anal sex and you just come. With your fake nukes and shit. Just come

No if you guys won a f**king leaf wouldn't be a meme. After all you started the war.

I've got some bad news for you OP

>you lost Vietnam

Obligatory leaf posting

>1776
Civil war. If that counts then nobody could post in this thread.
>1812
Stalemate

1939-1945 ;)

>Vietnam

>Yes yes the fucking leafblower shitwinds are comin
This?

>I'll take acts against the state for 500

Okay your question is: diilwdmP

>What is a traitor?

No. Your momma

Reporting in

>the eternal anglo

vietnam?

Toasting

Tell me what war we lost bro, come on say it

We lost Nam
We lost in the bay of pigs
We also lied about the space race in order to win in....
ANNND we lost the country to jews.

Get the fuck out truck bait

No. Bad burger.
If you'd won WE wouldn't have the queen on our money.

You forgot the countless wars they lost to us in the Middle Age

Lol you guys are so fucked that you regulate beach attire so more rapes by spiritual forces might occur and gay male workers on planes are forced to layover in places that will stone them

That feel when your countries founders are all just British traitors

FUCKING KEK

Killed 500k-1mil and got bored so we left.

In 1814 we took a little trip
Along with Colonel Jackson down the mighty Mississippi
We took a little bacon and we took a little beans
And we caught the bloody British in the town of New Orleans

We fired our guns and the British kept a-comin'
There wasn't nigh as many as there was a while ago
We fired once more and they began to runnin'
On down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico

We looked down the river and we seed the British come
And there must have been a hundred of 'em beatin' on the drum
They stepped so high and they made their bugles ring
We stood behind our cotton bales and didn't say a thing

We fired our guns and the British kept a-comin'
There wasn't nigh as many as there was a while ago
We fired once more and they began to runnin'
On down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico

Old Hickory said we could take 'em by surprise
If we didn't fire our muskets 'till we looked 'em in the eyes
We held our fire 'till we seed their faces well
Then we opened up our squirrel guns and gave 'em
Well, we

Fired our guns and the British kept a-comin'
There wasn't nigh as many as there was a while ago
We fired once more and they began to runnin'
On down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico

Yeah they ran through the briers and they ran through the brambles
And they ran through the bushes where a rabbit couldn't go
They ran so fast that the hounds couldn't catch 'em
On down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico

Personally, i prefer the air

Didn't the Germans occupy and cuck you in WWI a..and WWII

Yes

What? We didn't ?

Conquered by the romans

>ITT: Only countries that have never lost a single war may post in this thread.

No you guys legit are the most based fucking nation to ever live, other than us.

Oh please

Did not lose. Killed way more of them than they killed of us. Also, the whole thing was BS and it's better that it found some kind of resolution, even if it was shit. Don't forget we invited millions of anti-communist Vietnamese to live in the US following the war. Those people and their descendants have been immensely successful, just as our country has been immensely successful since the 70s. Vietnam is still a shit hole and most likely always will be. So tell me, who really won when you look at the big picture?

police action

Vietnam

I'm pretty sure being conquered until your friends come and kill the bully is losing. You had no shot on your own.

...

Belgium was occupied so quickly they didn't have a chance to declare war and therefore have never lost a war.

Just don't fly near any churches, rock concerts or festivals.

Gotta admit, we lost the peace a few times

Why are you so fucking jelly of Serbia? Is it because they've accomplished more than you? Is it because you know they could kick your ass?

That was a tactical withdrawl. We left South Vietnam in good shape. They lost the war years after we left.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wars_involving_Chile

This.

Oh yeah that totally is much better; being knocked out of existence for years at a time is much better than losing a declared war.

Oh I'm pretty sure we didn't lose that war, namely that WWI and WWII you mentioned

I really wouldn't say it counts, though.

Back to back world war champs.