Five people have been killed in a machete attack in the small southern Alabama town of Citronelle, near Mobile. Who's the perp, Sup Forums? Methed-up white trash? Buckwild dindu? Aztec-mode wetback illegal? Islamic terrorism?
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David Hill
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Camden Sullivan
Probably white trash heroin rivalry.
Jaxon Walker
>Machete attack
My bet is on African mudslime.
Landon Adams
Mexicans, I know it.
Jaxson Cook
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Justin Wood
We'll have to wait and see
Adrian Barnes
He cant keep getting away with it
Elijah Harris
Meth. Definitely meth.
Landon Sanchez
Islam
Caleb Lopez
You know all about machete attacks don't you Sweden?
Zachary Reed
Machete? Sounds like a spic (those El Salvadoran's love that shit) or a muzzie.
If it was a white or black they would just shoot, you know?
Luke Howard
Anymore shart in marts I need for folder.
Oliver Butler
Found the man responsible
Luke Perez
Did we ever get info on that mass murder in Ohio awhile back?
Wyatt Cook
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Hudson Lewis
June bug done diddled Cletus at the hootinany
Now mamaws got the fiddle gang out to get em'
Aint no neegers round here
Kevin Wood
Witness managed to take a picture of the suspect before he drove off. Can we identify this man?
Easton Morales
86.49% chance it will be mexicans and methheads
Gabriel Nguyen
we wuz flakka n shit
Carson Fisher
This. Probably drugs. Probably payback from one of those psychopaths in a gang like Los Zetas.
Or perhaps a Floridian was visiting the state.
Christian Long
>Alabama
Highly doubt it's Muslims
Carson Martinez
A
FUCKING
SHART
Ryan Foster
Not really. The case remains unsolved and "under investigation."
Jacob Harris
Were their hearts intact?
Elijah Flores
Probably not, but then again, that's what people said at first about Chattanooga last year...
Blake Bailey
If we ever try to leave again y'all can keep florida
Anthony Flores
mobile has high influx of syrian refugees. Also high engineering concentration so lots of middle eastern people
Samuel Jones
Angry people. What's the ethnic makeup of the community? Might give us an idea of what we are dealing with.
Cooper Hughes
This, see if the town is close to any places which accepted refugees
Nathan Perry
It's either a white trash meth head or dindu nigger. Machete could also mean it's a spic. Is there any big immigration from sand slimes in Alabama?
Logan Reyes
>i stay near mobile
first time i'm hearing about it desu
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Jonathan Gonzalez
Yeah, that was the national guard.
Daniel Lopez
I live in Saraland, like 20 mins from Citronelle. Crazy shit. It's mostly a nigger city but there are some white parts. Platt Rd is not a white part.
Alexander Johnson
What investigation is this?any screen caps?
Lucas Roberts
>machete attack
HMMM I WONDER WHO COULD HAVE DONE THIS
Angel Williams
me on the right
Eli Wright
Wish they would give the damn names.
Ryan Evans
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Most recent I can find on the unsolved Ohio mass murder.
Gavin Peterson
>Citronelle, Alabama
>70% white
>20% black
Ehhhhh, could be either or, more likely white.
Mason Ward
Looks like the jordan valley in Michigan.
Mason Wilson
Thank you
Brody Morgan
Good guess on the State! Its my cabin on the Manistee.
Jackson Stewart
It's a Somali. Every single time these machete things happen it's one of those.
Grayson White
Juan Lopez
Do they use citronelle? Cus if it worked, there would be no nonwhites.
Xavier Sanders
This is not getting a lot of coverage. Leads me to think they are hiding something. Probably a muzzie
Noah White
This is what our ancestors fought and died for.
Nolan Sanchez
Americans are nigger-tier creatures.
Brandon Hughes
>white trash? Buckwild dindu? Aztec-mode wetback illegal? Islamic terrorism?
>aztec mode wetback
kek.
Camden Howard
Hour since suspect was apprehended. Law is in effect.
Cooper Lee
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Luis Wilson
Keep making fun of these people, asshole. Keep pushing and pushing and you'll wind up with a legit Hitler in office,
Anthony Richardson
>machete
My money is on muds or niggers.
Samuel Kelly
Are the Southerners chasing the rat who did this?
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Josiah Rodriguez
It will probably be a nigger murdering a bunch of whites, this will never reach any mainstream media.
Daniel Butler
Easton Sanders
at one point I hated this meme. But now, I giggle every time. SOMEONE HAS TO STOP HIM
Jacob Hill
poo in pantsu
Xavier Lee
"witnesses claim they heard the suspect shouting "MDE World Peace" as he ran to his car"
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Tyler Mitchell
>Citronelle and Mobile
How normal is it in America to name cities after objects?
Landon Thomas
wtf, I hate farm tools now
Charles Campbell
FUCKING SAM HYDE, SOMEONE STOP THIS MADMAN
Gavin Reyes
Pretty dumb idea desu, Florida has quite a bit of air bases and naval bases. If you were to try to secede again it'd be in your best interest to try to take Florida with you.
Lucas Torres
machete killing is classic spic shit
Nolan Kelly
This is my home. I was born and raised in semmes Alabama. Just down the road from citronelle. They're our HS football rivals. Literally a country ass nigger town. It's been getting worse over the years. Also home to a bunch of wanna be not federally recognized Indians. It's not muzzies. Just more mud people
Adrian Parker
That's fucking rank as shit.
John Martin
what is the story?
Easton Ramirez
Mobile was actually named after an Indian tribe, the Mobiles
Benjamin Roberts
Not sure, think its about some Castilian noble that murdered a bunch of other nobles.
Jeremiah Long
Found it.
“The Bell of Huesca is a legend describing how Ramiro II of Aragon, the Monk, cut off the heads of twelve nobles who did not obey him. The legend is told in the 13th-century anonymous Aragonese work the Cantar de la campana de Huesca.”
Jace Evans
>implying the Soros run democratic media wouldn't love a race war right now
Nathan Morales
If it was a white man we would already have heard it by now.
Daniel Miller
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Aiden Nelson
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Caleb Jenkins
No but we know alot about edgelords who are cosplaying as Darth Vader
Tyler Gonzalez
spics on meth. case closed.
It's like no one ITT watches COPS
Hudson Wilson
Looks like a post apocalyptic child gang, straight out of mad max,
Josiah Reyes
its this niggas perfect day!
Christopher Brown
Kek, that kid is gonna be a future /r9k/ poster one day and be remembered by his own video why he posts there.
Sebastian Reyes
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Brody Hughes
>Alabama
Where's their guns?
Levi Gomez
How do you propose we do that
Logan Sanchez
Sad excuse for a country Sweden is.
Ryder Bennett
I agree, needs more happenings like that one. Would also be good if a Breivik happening would occur in Sweden.
Hunter Roberts
2 hours since they announced they had a suspect. Tick tock.
Ryder Sanchez
This. We really do need a national conversation about bullying and bigotry toward Billy Bob Americans.
Jose Martinez
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Chase Taylor
Its meth/pcp and white trash. Maybe heroin.
Isaiah Rodriguez
This is serious mane clearly wasn't him, we all know it was a fucking sandnigger islamist this guy looks pretty white, could be a convert
Jordan White
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Looks like a nigger name to me
John Nguyen
Detectives say 5 people dead, one of the most gruesome crime scenes they have ever seen. Multiple methods used in killings.
Josiah Clark
>machete attack
Probably hispanic related.
Lincoln Jones
Its Alabama, even white people have nigger names.
Cooper Bell
>Kills 5 people
>Ya Imma turn maself in
Yep, nigger
Tyler Gutierrez
Suspect identified as "Derrick Dearmon," a male in his 20's. No booking photo or other information released yet. He was taken into custody in Greene County, Mississippi, across the state border from the area where the slayings occurred.
Nicholas Stewart
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Luke Martin
6 dead, one was a pregnant woman.