/brit/

Chomp edition
Ask him about tomorrow sub-edition

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alri

babestation

Cock and balls.

8pm in New Orleans
Drunk Yanks doing Karaoke all night.

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tried cutting my hair once and it ended with my bellend falling off

why do some generals link to the previous thread in the OP?

>anyone shows any sort of affection towards me
>become incredibly uncomfortable

makes you think

egg

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Daily reminder that most men couldn't vote in britain until after the first world war

bet they loved this on reddit

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blacks literally need to steal cultures from other countries including mexico WTF is wrong with them

why

mark wahlberg more like mark ballbag

Yeah lad. Shaved it and mum thought I looked like a skinhead.
Might do it again tbqh. My eyes are fucked now and skinheads don't wear glasses.

ram a thick cock down my throat right NOW

Haha nerd

What are you all doing here on a Friday night?

reckon mark e mark is related to mark e smith?

has to kiss

> Mexican "culture"

they call me dirk diggler

unironically has the same bodytype as me

Masturbating.

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pls no bully

woof haha

small brain: left sock, right sock, left shoe, right shoe
big brain: left sock, left shoe, right sock, right shoe
cosmic brain: left pantleg, left sock, left shoe, right pantleg, right sock, right shoe

just fucking punched the wall out of anger lads

south african posters are by far the worst on here

Dumb pirate frogposter

Preparing my volunteering options for Monday. Help those less fortunate in Australia

need a spooky horror movie gf

There is not God but Allah and Muhammad is His Messanger

im a loser with no friends

Do Yanks not like Jaffa cakes?

now I just remembered that funky town video

fuck me

this. need a sex weewee

what's got you all wound up this time?

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Only friend I have is an autistic weeb girl who doesn't like going outside and has three friends who also don't go outside, one of which is me

what are you angry at la

youtu.be/v5A0yt2DN9M
has she wants a man from brum lost the crown?

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That the Earth itself helped with bringing Africans to the new world to contribute towards the greater good?

corr love mediterranean women

Don't talk to me.

Don't touch me.

Don't look at me.

Don't think about me.

Just fuck off.

Fuck. Off.

it's midday saturday

ordered a pack of jaffas straight from britain once because of the yogpod

>just fucking punched the wall out of anger lads

i'm 32, no friends

what about yanks? 2nd best?(brits are best)

There is no God and I am his messenger

love subterranean women

crippling loneliness

she will NEVER want a man from 0161 just face it

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shagged the swedish bird with pierced nipples twice lads. was very agreeable.

HEY

She is like a type of urban camo.

me

Love is natural and real
But not for such as you and I my love
Oh mother, I can feel the soil falling over my head

sometimes i think of the actual things i've done in terms of women i interact with and prostitutes and drugs and juxtapose them to the things that get posted here and it's astounding. i've paid a 40 year old who asked me for change to suck my dick in my car for 20 quid and had co workers spit on my face my accident and had them watch me rub it on my tongue while they watch and they laugh it opff and randomly stuck my hand in peoples tights. and shagged romanian prossies whose english is so bag you use phone google translate to talk but get thrown out after 20 minutes for being so coked up you cant get jhartd

>older lady at my work keeps asking me what i do on the weekend
>keeps asking me why i don't have a girlfriend
>keeps asking me why i don't move out my parents house

Fucking leave me along you cunt

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Just so fucking furious right now.

I'm fed up. Absolutely fed up.

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

cant deal with life

>was very agreeable
What?
What surprises did she bring over?

girls

love it when theres no politics discussion, great stuff

when there's a bad yank poster he's fucking awful

what's wrong lad

The modern "man" ladies and gentlemen.

is that her clunge?

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the virgin karaoke

yes you can

sex wee?

Ask her why she hasn't started swinging from a tree yet.

Crippling loneliness brought on by my lack of an ability to talk to women

am i on brit or r9k

The USA should do something about Mexico

girl at 3:50 looks how i imagine my daughter would look like if she existed
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Ah yes, (((British)))

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Pretty sure nobody knows what I actually do or how I live, I've masted becoming a pathological liar, even if somebody asks me the same question, I like to try a new lie on them to see how it works. I'm not even embarrassed about my life, I just hate the idea of people knowing my life on a deeper level.

keep forgetting to take my antidepressants lol

el betocabra :O

she's coming onto you

brap

86033151
FOY

You know you're a fucking worm, right?

el apestoto irlandes

No fat chicks