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The cycle begins anew

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your mom

post fucking machines

4th for /bort/

That's bullshit and you know it mate. The BBC is the EPICENTRE of fake news.

the great red army was created 100 years ago

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I hereby summon three numbers into this thread!

reporting

>reading the news at all
>not enjoying your comfy life under your rock, free from all of the nasty horrors of life

Mums lumpectomy came back negative, night not be so bad after all.

willies

>so the bbc is the least biased out of the main UK news sources, you're correct

very grim if true

someone made a picture with some text

you are sick

get the bevvies in

>lumpectomy
hilarious word

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Wish the so called "civil rights movement" never happened

I feel responsible for your failure

it's typically just called a biospy

You fucked it up, you fucked up the WHOLE THING YOU MOTHERFUCKER

>the mainstream media will generally want to report more important things
Like what people on Twitter are OUTRAGED about today? How Black Panther is more than a film - It's a MOVEMENT. That KFC couldn't provide fried chicken at some of it's UK branches for a WHOLE DAY?

A white taxi driver drugged and raped a bunch of women and it was front page news. Tens, maybe hundreds of thousands of girls were kidnapped, gang raped, and tortured, up and down the country by organised gangs of men... Barely a peep from the media, which still acts like the Rotherham case is the only one that happened. A Labour MP actually shared a tweet saying the victims should "shut their mouths for the good of diversity." Poe's Law exposing Labour's real feelings on immigrants raping girls.

Let's see what the BBC are reporting today:
>bbc.co.uk/news/uk
Ah yes, there IS news of a rape claim... Guess the ethnicity of the accused.

*enters the thread*

*asserts 700 years of genetic, social, cultural, and economic superiority over its degenerate anglo-celtic mutt denizens*

DON'T SHOUT AT ME

>This is how left wingers think
BAFFLING

twitter.com/independent/status/919536394795667456?lang=en

zealies out

any morrowind man in

nice fantasy, if you're not the offspring of, or close friend of murdoch, the rothschilds, etc you aren't going to be a media kingpin

we are number one

I guess you may as well just kill yourself then, eh?

britain is lucky to have such a long relationship with france
we don't have anybody

Islam is not really that bad, they combat jews, degeneracy and whores

Islam is death

She's done chemo and all that and it went well, tumours shrunk and stuff.
Looks like she's clear.

any mormon man in

weee weee weeeeeeeeee hahahah
willy
mister willy
mister bum

If your national language is English, your country has been comprehensively Britainised

wiley or lil pump?

>we don't have anybody

I wonder why

flatmates and their friends stole shit from me again

lil willy

dumb pirate frogposter

wouldn't know, mine was benign

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>That KFC couldn't provide fried chicken at some of it's UK branches for a WHOLE DAY?
this is the only one likely to appear on the 6'o'clock news.
the internet is fucking pointless for comparison because you can get an intern to copy paste shit from an article-mill and have it on your website for attention. with TV news (to a lesser degree 24 hour news) there's the actual need for news direction. You've got a 30min-1hr time slot in which to fit the day's major stories. That means you have to actually prioritise the real news over the trash.
(and even that has a format where you shove in a feel-good story about an old woman in the western isles being rescued from a cliff-edge by her terrier after she fell trying to tie her laces.)

you first

sore lozerland

not sure what this webm is

are you the same guy who smashed his flatmates shit recently

what's the point of following the news really
you can't do anything about it

i think id be a mormon if i were religious
they get a bad rap but are overall nice fellas

england has had france for over a millenium
you've just been leeching off us for a century

>the "independent"
even the grauniad looks at them a bit sideways these days. muslims and their supporters have turned british journalism into a sick joke

grug get angry at things
grug is virg
grug need to get laid
grug hate grugina

Morman fingers typed this post

That's how Qasim Rashid thinks in their "voices" (opinion) section.

good attitude
learn something else

you need to STAY INFORMED it's IMPORTANT
god you millennials are so stupid

enjoying the new couplet post gimmique

>left wingers

LOL that is in my country hahaha
it's called lucha libre

that's right goyim, don't concern yourself

forgot pic

( . Y . )

no but i'm going to fucking smash their plates for fucking me over like that

oh gAwD im gunna NUT

when brown people wipe their asses how do they tell their hand from their cheek and their shit

Wew lad
Don't think I have a big enough brainlet for this statements

this is genuinely correct
for the really important things, knowing modern history will let you fill in the gaps better than most of the useless guardian columnists blathering their stupid opinions.

I am offended

what'd they steal

JANNY

considering growing boobies o_0

wouldn't mind the jews and mudslimes wiping each other out desu

edgy

just ignore the propaganda machine goy
let the sheep walk off a cliff and take you with them

food and drink

>wiping
they've got to you lad

is sportacus diabetic or something

>anyone who watch the news is a virgin
?

I literally had a gut feeling to fucking take my drink into my room so they wouldn't fuck grab it and I didn't. What the fuck is wrong with me, go with your gut lads

why the fuck would you ever watch that show

WHo else saw blac Chyna’s sex tape????
she's horrible in bed

except Israel have a plan to nuke everyone if they are defeated

what drink did you have?

Would literally take a nuke on the chin just to be able to have my country treat Israel the way they deserve.

I wonder

getting my weekly dose of chapo trap house

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bloody nonce fuck off !!!!!!

Does it matter?

It's the principle, she took something without asking, she stole off me, she's a thief. There's a 24/7 hour shop she could have went too. She didn't. Fucking cut her hands off the dirty little pig

>blac
never heard of her, but no thanks

are mexicans still butthurt about trombone

nice

see

nobody really gives a shit about him

would be perfectly happy if all nonces were tortured to death and it was livestreamed 24/7

might give the other nonces a clue about how the rest of us feel about them

I think they're well aware