I'm a staffer with the Clinton campaign, just in Ohio for a few days. The campaign is literally falling apart. Clinton and Kaine are growing more violent towards each other behind the scenes, her advisors are all considering jumping ship, and Clinton herself is starting to gain huge amounts of weight. I've personally been delivering more and more psychosis medication to her over the past few weeks ever since the DNC. Whatever poker face she had in the public eye before this week is likely going to fade away very soon, the presidency is literally giving her full-on seizures and dangerous bowel spasms. I've heard her screaming behind locked doors about how she can't keep up the charade anymore and that she has absolutely nothing ready for the debates in terms of an opening statement or grasp of the English language. Debbie Wasserman Schultz has just announced she will leave the campaign, and she will likely followed by the bulk of Clinton's advisory team, leaving her dead in the water, because this woman doesn't know politics to save her life. She knows she'll bomb at the debates, she knows her poll numbers are fraudulent, she knows everyone with any common sense in her own campaign is getting the fuck outta dodge before it crashes and burns.
I've been wanting to say this for weeks now and I don't have anywhere else to go without taking to the press. If you have a question please ask. They'll never know I came here.
you anywhere near akron? show me proof, lets meet booboo.
Gavin Rivera
Goddamit, I laughed.
Camden Rogers
OP is one giant lying faggot
Xavier Moore
I've read this pasta before. It inspires hope, but I doubt the validity with how much it's posted.
Nolan Sullivan
Fifty cents has been deposited to your Trump card
Samuel Sanchez
This is some 4D shitposting. Kaine ain't gonna sabotage Hillary's campaign. She keeps his balls in her purse.
Sebastian White
>The debates >Trump and Hillary are center stage >Earlier before the debates Hillary scarfed down a lot of Mexican and Middle Eastern food to seem more culturally enriched >Right off the bat Trump starts decimating Hillary's ass >Hillary's brain start to short circuit >Next thing you know her diaper is getting loaded and loaded and loaded with unending amounts of elderly woman poopy >Hillary tries to stay cool >U-Uh... the reason we should let more Syrian refugees into the country is... uh >Poopy is still flying out like money out of a piggy bank >Her diaper rips despite double padding and it starts getting into her pants and some chunks onto the floor >Next her pants rip and poopy is getting all over the stage >She makes a face similar to the balloon one only with her eyes closed because she is orgasming at the sensation of fresh poopy fleeing out of her bottom >Poopy starts to flow to where the audience is sitting >Republican side runs away, democrap side grabs her poopy and rubs it on their skin because they believe it's some sort of symbolic way of supporting Muslim rights >Trump looks smugly at the camera knowing that he won this debate without even saying anything >Trump wins nom >MAGA
Ian Cooper
I haven't seen it and I post here daily. I also do not believe a thing OP said.
Bentley Cook
Take a pic of your badge or ID showing you work for Clinton. Obviously cover up any info that could lead back to you. proofs or GTFO
Evan Scott
Son, there ain't no paid Trump shills. We do this shit to trigger you.
Isaac Gonzalez
DNC essentially shot itself in the foot this election cycle and there are no more electable members of the party
Clinton is too old and dying Bernie is even older, alienated his followers by supporting Hillary, and went back to being an independent Biden is also gonna be too old 4 years from now Warren is the closest to being electable but she's proven to say one thing and do another constantly
Julian Flores
wew lad, a few days ago you were in Britbong. You could at least change up the text a bit more than just location after we called you out for not having the right flag.
Go RP elsewhere.
John White
Funny, but a bit over the top.
Jeremiah Phillips
This copy-pasta again? I just saw the trump version of this earlier today. Sage
Isaac Morales
Just a couple hours ago he was in Egypt. Boy this guy sure loves to travel to different places in one day just to copypastes.
Dylan Powell
Well, it's because Clinton spent the Bush years gearing up for her 2008 run. She filled the DNC with people loyal to her. Then Obama came along and wrecked her plans. And being the selfish cunt she is she put everything in a holding pattern for her 2016 run. She didn't give one measly fuck about the future of the party just as long as she got her shit at the presidency. And now she basically in the same condition now that Ronald Reagan was two years after he left office and is deteriorating rapidly. And as you say, there's no one to replace her, while the Republican field is chock full of young up and coming pols whether Trump fails or completes two terms in the White House. The Republican Party is healthy. The Democratic Party is on life support.
I would not have predicted this four years ago.
Adrian Foster
why does (((hillary))) need to pay shills and Trump doesnt? i dont understand.
Ayden Jones
>got her shit at the presidency KEK
the perfect typo
MAGA 2016
Andrew Flores
She does not deserve chicken tendies!!! RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Daniel White
I'm a chicken tendie with the Clinton campaign, just in Tendie for a few days. The Chicken Tendie is literally falling apart. Clinton and Kaine are growing more violent towards each other behind the scenes, her advisors are all considering jumping ship, and Clinton herself is starting to gain huge amounts of Chicken Tendies. I've personally been delivering more and more chicken tendies to her over the past few weeks ever since the DNC. Whatever chicken tendie she had in the public eye before this week is likely going to fade away very soon, the president is literally giving her full-on chicken tendies and dangerous chicken tendies. I've heard her screaming behind locked doors about how she can't keep up the tendies anymore and that she has absolutely nothing ready for the debates in terms of an opening tendie or grasp of the Tendie language. Debbie Wasserman Schultz has just announced she will leave the campaign, and she will likely followed by the bulk of Clinton's Tendie team, leaving her dead in the Chicken Tendies, because this woman doesn't know politics to save her life. She knows she'll bomb at the debates, she knows her chicken tendies are fraudulent, she knows everyone with any chicken tendies in her own campaign is getting the fuck outta tendies before it crashes and burns.
I've been wanting to say this for weeks now and I don't have anywhere else to go without taking to the press. If you have a question please ask. They'll never know I came here.
John Wood
I could only hope. I reality she could have saved so much face by leaving politics a few years ago. I would think this would end like From Hell
Nathan Ross
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Caleb Lopez
I read this whole email
Michael Ramirez
i know it's probably a stupid question... but what if it's true and she really is bananas? what happens then?
