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Best friends edition

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I guess the united states is white after all

2nd for bored

I guess Chis are white after all then

YOUR MOM

/cumb/ when

nth for don't bully!

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This has to be the most useless service in the world. Why can't you americans do anyhting right?

what makes it useless?

Post songs where the beginning is the best part

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Read the comments in this video lol

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rap=retards attempting poetry

music is like candy, you throw out the rappers

Vast If Verifiable

Very few recent movies. It's not worth 8 Euros per month because there is nothing to watch.

lmao what is that video

oh
i don't ever watch movies so i can't relate

Well, mozarella cheese is white, yes, but most other types of cheese are other colors.

Así mero, carnal

i was just being sarcastic ofc

I hope z*ndo gets hit by a bus fucking faggot

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Goodnight everyone :3

Rude

goodnight anonymous!!

We need to destroy Japan

We already did, in 1945

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Name one better piece of music.

It wasn't total annihilation.

Practically was

Wagner - Ride of the Valkyries

No, not even practically. We shot a bunch and dropped bombs on others, but it was not enough
Good taste, you pseudointellectual

beat my sister and her husband at uno

Is it gay to post on a general named /cum/?

No.

only if you post under the name "Shuck"
or Zando

think i found the cure to hiccups
burp it out and then hold your breath for 4 seconds and then breath in

>want to go snowboarding
>live in louisiana

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>want to be happy
>live in America

>want to go snowmobiling
>have to wait until next winter for my folks to drive over and pay for it all since I'm a broke cunt

>want to go snowboarding
>live in arizona
>go snowboarding after a 3 hour drive
lmao ez

are you talking shit about my country

I'm talking shit about my country

blind patriotism is p shitty

t. communist draft-dodgers

>you're a communist for not believing in forced servitude to the government for retarded causes

t. wants to die for israel

what I'm sorry I can't hear you over my freedom

love my country but dont feel the same for my government

>draft
>freedom

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>literally being forced to serve in the military
>"""""freedom"""""

>He doesn't like perpetually paying for a product he'll never own while having his access to which movies and for how long controlled by someone other than himself and streaming "HD" movies at DVD tier bitrates

I remember my brother complaining when Netflix removed TNG half way through him watching it. Nobody is taking away my TNG blurays or someones pirated TNG copies. Either it buy or pirate it, stop falling for the streaming jew.

Where are the taco memes?

This world is entirely a construct of my mind. The only reality is that which I imagine.

wow no one's ever thought that before

freedom ain't free

>lost Vietnam war
>America is still here

You don't exist. Your condescending remark is a manifestation of my own self-judgment.

You don't deserve the name Bob you fucking pseud. Bob would laugh in your face.

leche de soya

Am I not Bob? Which manifestation of me is commenting?

How did they react?

Show vagan

why would anyone name their kid bob

bob is short for Robert

It's a nickname from the name Robert

Bob is short for Bobert

Rob is short for Bombastic

its just short for bobby

>Canada tries to do nigger history month even though black people are only two percent of the population and an even smaller percent have been here for more than two generations
Even fucking Chinese people outnumber these fuckers but they still have to pretend they're the centre of the universe

It's short for Wobbian.

hob is short for hobbit

I am not Bob.

bob = buddle

I want a cute fem Mexican bf

just vomited the pizza and beer I had for dinner
at least I don't have to feel bad about eating too many carbs now

well then do i have a tripfaggot for you

I was thinking about the draft an hour ago. It was then subsequently mentioned in this thread, so it is confirmed that the universe is only an extension of my mind or that my reality is being constructed or just influenced by something or someone. This has happened far, far too often with short intervals to be a massive coincidence.

I went to see black panther and didn't like it

*wakes up*

Did you expect to like it? If you expected to not like it, that of course made your reaction to it biased. But what I meant was, the trailers and everything made it seem like just a dumb action flick with subtle but somehow still nauseating political themes.

Please, I beg you: gay marriage is legal in both of our countries. Marry me so I can become a Danish citizen. We can never see each other for two years and then divorce. I don't want to live in America. We're doomed. Please. I'll do anything.

Are you a girl(male)? If not then no

Pretty much. I've been a femboy for years but I turned just 21 and I'm taking estrogen now to stay fem.

good morning beautiful

i am beautiful

that is a very bad idea

no it's not

what trannys put this idea in your head? taking estro can have numerous effects on you, many of which would be pretty undesirable if you want to stay a boy

Huh, sorry but i only take canadian traps

I can handle small breast growth with binding. My dick shrinking would be cute too.

It's not like he's using his dick that much anyway

please save me please

you are one of the beautifuls

Never met a Canadian trap desu

I had one. I miss sleeping with him every night and waking up with him every morning.