Hey Sup Forums, pretty sure I want to kill myself

Hey Sup Forums, pretty sure I want to kill myself.

>be me
>have 9/10 girlfriend, very liberal, havent revealed my powerlevel yet
>suddenly
>"user, what the fuck is this?"
>accidentally left my Sup Forums tabs open while in the bathroom taking a shit
>threads about trump and anti-migrant postings
>shes pissed, starts yelling at me, "I can't believe you are like this! How the fuck did I not find out sooner?" etc
>trying to calm her down, she wont stop screaming
>tells me she never wants to see me again, grabs her coat and marches out my door on the verge of tears
>fast forward couple of days, still depressed about the breakup over a fucking Sup Forums post
>talking to a friend
>find out girlfriend was actually a massive slut, had fucking HIV and snoo and didnt tell me
>mfw now I have it

What do I do, Sup Forums? Should I just kill myself?

Step one- Stop telling lies on the internet

honestly if she had HIV and knew it and didnt tell you, you can take her to court

i mean, for whatever its worth

the bitch killed you
like you are dead my friendo

>true stories i made up
you should kill yourself anyway

I mean you should probably just an hero

Seems like your a giant shill

Don't men rarely get HIV from vaginal sex? I think it's mostly women and homos that get it.

OP, it's possible you're not HIV positive in your fictional story. You should pretend to have gotten tested.

whatever faggot

the number of people on the planet (7.3 billion) is the issue

It's not the HIV I'm worried about. It's the fucking snoo. Shit is like HIV on fucking HIV.

Was believable until the HIV part

Kill her before killing yourself.

Gun down Hillary just to start a war

Better way to suicide is by starting a damn war afterwards

Do it fagit

As for anal sex, the most risky sex act in terms of HIV transmission, if an HIV-negative top—the insertive partner—and an HIV-positive bottom have unprotected sex, the chances of the top contracting the virus from a single encounter are 1 in 909 (or 0.11 percent)
1.3 years of having anal sex with her everyday to get to 50/50 odds of having hiv. You should get it checked by a doc.

If I was you, I'd ruin her life. She is a domestic terrorist if she is a slut with HIV that doesn't tell you about it.

Fuck her OP stop being a fucking little pathetic worm. Be a man me yourself be true be straightforward and honest.

She can go to fucking hell the cunt. Live a lion don't die a cuck.

>Google snoo
>It's the fag Reddit robot thing

I'd rather be alone than have to hide my "power level" all the fucking time.

If I can't casually talk about politics or current events without hearing liberal bellyaching or griping about gender and identity politics I'd want to shoot myself. I want my girlfriend to be a friend, not someone I have to walk on eggshells around.

I know you're setting us up for a joke too, so fuck you I'll bite.

>What's snoo?
>Nawt much, gf dumped me, what's new with you?

I exhaled through my nose slightly harder than usual.

you should vote for Hillary clinton

Bill Gates and Rockefellers are taking care of that, dont worry buddy

did you skip the part where op said he had a gf or something?

Yeah but he didn't say whether or not his girlfriend has a penis. There are plenty of women with penises, you know.

Me too. Weird how these things happen.

Good point

Just become a Hermit and live in the mountains in peace.

My bitch tried to give me snoo... Cut that dumb slut's tits off.

This is what's wrong with the White future.

Women are switching to nigger dick and giving the superior race nigger diseases. It's fucking disgusting.

>I'd rather be alone than have to hide my "power level" all the fucking time.

Yeah man 100%. Honestly most of my liberal friends just stop talking politics with me but my conservative friends fucking LOVE having me around. As for women believe it or not but far right women exist.

Unless you can afford the medicine and be OK with not fathering children yeah.

>dating a leftie

You should've realized that political opinions are not merely opinions, they indicate morality. Anyone with views further left than Bill Clinton is morally deficient and should never be selected as a partner desu senpai.

>Had a very liberal girlfriend

Bruv.
What. Never stick your dick in crazy.
Also you didnt assume your opinions infront of your GF ?
You had it coming.

>claim to have 9/10 girlfriend
>so beta he can't even say his own opinions around her

Try harder next time OP

1/10.. Try changing the std and reposting

It's an alien.

Aliens are green.