Pick an X-men and give them a new code name

Pick an X-men and give them a new code name
Wheels

Wolverine is now called X-man because his claws make an X. Excelsior!

Overexposed Man

No. He is X-man now. Spider-man is called Organic Webbing because if anyone else disagrees, they have shit taste.

Are we also renaming the Xavier Institute to The Burger King Kids Club?

Rightman

Cripple-boys arch nemesis,
THE FLIGHT, of stairs

Raunchy Belle

Over-X-posed Man m8. That one's free.

Please don't.

Twinkle.

Firework

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Useless Lad

Can I b the leg man ?

Not calling him Grumpy McStaberson

That's the spice

Na'vi.

Came here for this.

WrongCard

>not Sniktbub

There was one book, I think 2008 New Mutants where they made his powers cool. Like he knew fighting styles because body language was one of the languages he knew. And there was one other time back in the 90's where he mimicked the BOOM! from an explosion to fuck someone's shit up

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He should be black and relevant

Whichever comes first

Ah'm-Nigh-Invulnerable-When-Ah'm-Blastin'

Hothead

Suffering Lass

Danielle Moonstar (as an official public codename)

Scotty Dog