Australians had to invent sunscreen because its climate is to harsh for wh*Tes

>australians had to invent sunscreen because its climate is to harsh for wh*Tes
OH NO NO NO

lol

no they had to event sunscreen because the hot pokers from their prison time still sting.

>be australian
>get skin cancer

>he doesn't use glycerol like the farm boy he is

Why would anyone live in a shithole like a*stralia? You couldn't pay me to live there.

They thought we might go native back in the day actually

Cute fact

Why are Australians still wh*Te? It's been hundreds of years now.

well, australians are naturally more tanned than brits today and only some centuries have passed

32%Irish genes

... We're white to start with mate

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we'll see in year 40018

Not line you can talk my Berber friend. Paul Gasol is the only white Spanish person I've ever seen

please no bully in 38000 years

>naturally more tanned

Nah if you make an anglo aussie a NEET or take his undies off he's still pale. Of course people who are out in the sun every day are going to be tanned.

wrong. you guys are black,

Where did you get this picture of me?

why are you using american arguments?

you're not a proper Australian unless your body is tanned and your bum is pale white

Dunno draw me mutt racing please

reminder that sock tans are aesthetic as fuck

The reason people get darker over time in those climates is because the light skins die off or don't live as long, so the dark skins breed more. This doesn't happen anymore with buildings and sunscreen, so Australians won't ever become dark again.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAA WHAT THE FUCK

Same shit happens in Southern Europe and we don't get the white card.

Show me your bum.

the virgin bum

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