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pengdon

need a bf

sue

weird to think there are people posting in this thread, RIGHT NOW, who aren't in LONDON

raise your hands if you've been called dave
o/

I never understood why people keep pushing this soggy biscuit meme. Even at school, that would have bene an extraordinarily homosexual thing to do, and everyone would have tortured you and bullied you relentlessly for years for wanking into a biscuit with other naked lads around you

Reddit: Elon Musk

Sup Forums: Mark Zuckerberg

Wordpress: Jeff Bezos

>peng

matt

Need a significant other with which to share physical and social contact.

Remember to call out all dave posts. His posts are confrontational, often calls you retarded or mentally ill. Very contrarian.

David is a poster identified in December. He's anonymous but everyone knows who he is, because of his distinctive posting style. He posts very long winded, argumentative responses, combined with colourful ways of calling you dumb, like "trogolodyte" and "spastic", he continues long paragraph responses thread after thread. We've come to know him as dave. love are dave tho, wouldnt be the same without him

Dave has argued about the following
1. Cars should be banned because everyone uses trains now
2. Teachers have every right to breakdown mentally in front of students
3. Mac is "better" than Windows
4. Tame Impala is a Beatles rip off
5. There's nothing wrong with asking the waiter to bag your food to take home
6. Beleives the NHS is being "cut" despite constantly being proven wrong
7. Thinks secondary legislation with no report stage or vote on EU directives is "democratic"
8. Thinks tariffs are a bad thing
9. doesn't know what a registry on a computer is
10. Thinks £20k a year is "minimum wage"
11. Doesn't know The Protocols of the Elders of Zion was a Russian forgery.
12. Thinks that wages haven't kept up with inflation


Arguing with him is fascinating. Ask if the US or UK is better ? Get a rousing speech about being molded by British streets ? Mention the 90s? Rant about future of Europe!.

>bins in London have gun-shaped holes

*sucks you off and swallows*

casting couch

another wasted saturday lads

really wish i didn't live in the UK, let alone london.

keep telling myself, just 2 more years then i will endeavour to fuck off.

if a Londonistani came 12 nautical miles near me he would get a series of blows to the back of his tiny head before he could spout his neoliberal claims

Japanese women are animals.

it is a meme, I wanked with my mates and sucked a few of them off but we'd never do anything like that

just fuck off now, save your sanity while you can, "muh work experience" is a huge fucking meme

did someone say pengdon

same mate.
really fucked this one up and can't be arsed to save it.

housemate giving me hassle as well. needed to send off a letter but i lost it on the way to the post office.

just a fucking shite day in general 2bh.

*cuddles you afterwards*

screenshotted this post to add to my dave collection

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pakis fuck off

dropping out of uni for an apprenticeship.

you arrive in Peng Class

whiter than you mohammed

this, but massive tits and arse and not a redneck face

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did someone say peng

gonna put some pop in my step when I walk
I'm gonna show my mood off when I walk and I talk

just 2 more years

*rocks back and forth shivering*

I occasionally post about Mac's being superior to Windows but am not, in fact, the notorious Dave.

While I recognise that they are overpriced, I believe the hardware and build quality is very high and the OS is very comfy. In an ideal world Hackintoshes would be easily to set up and maintain to make the macOS experience available for people who cannot afford an actual Mac.

lads has your cum tasted different as youve gotten older or has it largely stayed the same?

I'm going for a little afternoon kip so please keep it down, lads.

OOGA BOOGA MUH GRENFEEL MUHFUKKA

raaaaaaah peng

>look at one of the supposedly nice areas of London on Street View
>turn off at the end of a road
>immediately end up in an area like this

is this the real and true London experience?

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MASSIVE choon

And you still dont know what a registry is, dave

>OOGA BOOGA MUH GRENFEEL MUHFUKKA

>12. Thinks that wages haven't kept up with inflation


this is true though?

This is my gimmick, fuck off.

Hasn't been true for 5 years, dave.

Her body is really nice in this pic desu, also she's hot

>Dave

Dave is a working class British name. Many of those things he has argued in support of are stereotypical ideological positions of a middle-class, Labour-voting, refugee-welcoming, limp wrist-sporting soyboy twat with a name like Tarquin who rants about Nigel Farage and David Davis on twitter

Was just reading how in fake China people make fake alcohol which is industrial alcohol mixed with dyes and stuff
Is there anywere they won't cut corners?

Noodle pizza
Macs are pretty nice honestly
I prefer any unix like enviroement
But Linux is the patricians choice for the Man who respects his own liberty

any kent man in?

stop posting this fucking goblin you sad autistic cunt

>>OOGA BOOGA MUH GRENFEEL MUHFUKKA

weekend wasted with no money because toilberg pays me Wednesday. Then on friday night i can see the hooker

state of the that legroom; povvo class more like

no way could you sit four 6'4" oxbridge Tarquins travelling form one financial hub to another comfortably in that booth without knees knocking

Come to Wakey and I will uppercut your head clean off your shoulder, pseudo-Chink.

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you're conflating anti-dave posting with anti-tory posting.

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shouldn't have had a wank really

I hope you fucking die honestly

BANTERBURY ON THE MAP

What I've eaten today;

Breakfast: Double-sausage egg McMuffin. Hash brown. Cheesy bacon flatbread

Lunch: Bowl of crunchy nut cornflakes and a packet of salt and vinegar crisps

who /westmidlands/ here

>>>OOGA BOOGA MUH GRENFEEL MUHFUKKA

alri

Annual percentage of change does not equate to overall statistics

anime

you're conflating wages with total compensation, retard

phwoar lads

she's so gross but cute at the same time

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why do they call them the right wing? they're the wrong wing haha

wahey, used to go to university there

>one financial hub to another
we only have one cretinoid

su-poster is pretty innocuous tb󠇦h

he doesn't really spam his waifu, just lets her presence be known. Dunno why you have such a problem with him.

any pengdiff lads in

What is her fucking problem?

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are there nudes of su?

no they aren't roche

she is not gros.

gonna sit in my room and wank all day
thoughts?

vile

no i'm not.
. Thinks that wages haven't kept up with inflation

>The Office for National Statistics said average weekly wages rose by 2.3% in the three months to October, below inflation at 3%.

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rules of /brit/:

t. brown man posting via lycamobile network who has never tasted the air of Edinburgh

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leftymongs

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1 nude fake which is classified

he does spam her and her face does my head in, though maybe I should give him a break, he probably is some harmless autistic quiet lad and this is all he's got

no, she's just a bit gross. there's nothing particularly special or attractive about her. autist fantasy desu

actually im well on the way with my military application and got a very high score on my last interview

selected at random a place in Berlin and got this haha

my daddy didnt even try to get me a dual citizenship