Imagine being Austria

>Imagine being Austria
>once you had an empire
>you were a world superpower
>everybody respected you
>you had top athletes
>1914 comes and everything goes to shit
>you start losing countries one by one
>fast forward to 2016 Rio OG
>EVERY SINGLE COUNTRY YOU ONCE OWNED HAS MORE MEDALS THAN YOU
>imagine being Austria
>imagine having no top athletes

>And then Hitler came to power.

When you have to work in the field all day for glorious Austrian overlords you end up with better bodies, it's only logical.

Kek

At least the Soviets showed mercy

Our top athletes are currently in summer sleep.

That too.

Hell, I couldn't function at all in the heat of Rio, why should I expect athletes to be any different? We're mountain people ffs

Dude, what is alpine skiing?

The original KuKs huehuehue

Austria? You mean South Germany, right?

>muh Anna Veith
>muh Marcel Hirscher

Not a summer olympics game.

Fucking hell
>German humour confirmed superior

>imagine this was relevant or related to politics at all

>Not a summer olympics game.
More than 60% of Austria is covered with mountains. Where are Austrians supposed to do summer sports? You can go skiiing on the glaziers in July.

Why you picking on Austria, Ivan? They're cool guys. They made Glock

Top kek

>everybody respected you
we still get a lot of respect and we need no medals to earn it.
We
btw you are not allowed to post the flag with the Bundesgeier.

btw2: when will Slovenia join Austria?

cool flag tho
our + and their - is a strong combo

USA, you mean West England, right?

>practice-Anschluss Südtirol missing in your map

Shut up slavshit , we'll get tons of medals at the winter olympics.

Don't be angry. The thing is Austria is not exactly world-renowned for it's Biotechnology industry, ergo we would have to import our novel, not detectable yet, steroids and therefore there is no national pride involved in winning any gold medals for us.

Top KuK

>>practice-Anschluss Südtirol missing in your map
baden württemberg also ^^
how you like that one?

>About to convince more Slavshit for their filthy monarchy.
BTFO Austriabro

version1

And then he lost. Pathetically.

>Baden & Württemberg also missing

Why would you miss out on a quarter of southern germans?

Would take any amounts of Slavs into my Reich before I'd Anschluss even a single km^2 of your Turk infested clay.

Trademark infringement. Prepare for eternal debt slavey.

>being this butthurt because people would pick Slovenes over Saupreiß

that's beautiful

KEK

>Implying I give a shit about your subgerman imperialism and advertisement to get Slavic shitholes.

Swiss will be rightfully butthurt because the square part is smaller. Suggesting a ± combi flag.

no thanks lets stay good friends
>friendzoned

The less you care, the better.

You have an opinion on this? That's not very neutral of you.

We send waves after waves of Viennaese soldiers for you to slaughter until you grow tired of it and allow yourself to be Anschluss'd (including Liechtenstein).
Both sides will win.

Did someone say Trentino?

>world superpower

No, they always did poorly militarily and had no colonial empire

>imagine being Austria
>you cant, because youre not #1 in quality of life, health care and security

Who gives a shit if Slovenia won gold in some obscure sport?

What matters is living well, not winning precious metal awards every 4 years.

Чe?

> Viennaese
No thanks, keep your turks. Bullets are expensive.

Is Austria really buthurt about Trentino? Why?

banning minarets wasnt neutral too
>cucked viennaese for voting van der bellen
>vs our infantry (best in the world)
yeah right

It was the only part of their empire that actually work

You didn't get it.

oh
now i read it right

>>because you're not #1 in quality of life, healthcare and security
Neither is austria

>Trademark infringement. Prepare for eternal debt slavey.
wut?
They have Meeresanschluß :-)
>southern germans?
just googled for that and got that picture.
the green part should be what we are talking about

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>No, they always did poorly militarily and had no colonial empire
Not having a colonial empire is actually a good thing. It means no third world shithole believes it has a right to come to Austria.

The problem is green party shills in Austria thought opening the borders for Afghans, Irakis and lots of blacks from African makes sense regardless of no empire connections.

> It means no third world shithole believes it has a right to come to Austria.
Yeah how did that turn out.

It also means they have not right to be in Austria and can be deported to Germany once there asylum claim has been decided negatively.

ugh... can't we just kill them all or something?

you can be powerful without a colonial empire yes, but my point was that they also lacked a capable military to be strong on the continent.

Napoleon destroyed them, and they couldn't even handle the Serbs and completely mismanaged the eastern front in the Great War.

>>cucked viennaese for voting van der bellen
die wahl war gefälscht und wird wiederholt.

Or you can just join Germany and try to find a noble that can be king

If you want to be bombed by white knight burgers then yes.

WE WUZ ROMANS
HAARRRRR

>those mismatched shades of red

ugh.... but we can offer them money to not bomb us?

they still voted for him

Nah, if you go and experience Vienna it's absolutely plausible they vote green.
Rich white people live absolutely sheltered from enrichment and the enrichment itself won't vote blue either.
So if there was actually fraud going on it was merely biasing, not changing the identiy of Vienna.

I like your thinking.

I know i'm on my phone, i can change colors

*Can't

now we're 2
99'998 people left to convince

Count me in, the burger thing was merely a concern not a "no, death camps are wrong!!".

>they still voted for him
alle ausländer oder jene die mit ausländern verheiratet sind oder leute mit ausländer-fetisch und naziphobe haben ihn gewählt.
+ eine menge nachweislich gefälschter stimmen

but you're austrian only swiss are allowed to make initiative

>not scaled by population density to make Austria appear more based than it is
Don't get me wrong, it's not nearly as bad as Germany, but we don't want to spread false information, do we?

naja hoffen wir beim nächsten mal wirds besser für euch

Yes we are.

Ein großer Anschlag in der Nähe Österreichs vor den Wahlen und wir haben schon so gut wie gewonnen.

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ORF will be silent about any happening that may change the Austrians mind to "wow, the race war actually has been started months ago, it's maybe time to react", until october.

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Als ob die Anschläge die wir schon hatten nicht groß genug waren. Einer sogar IN Österreich (car jihad in Graz).

>West England
>Across the Atlantic Ocean
>Not part of the Commonwealth
>Independent since 1776

Nice try Adolf but we refused to roll on our backs and get annexed like a cuck.

Redpilled Viennese reporting in. Life is suffering. I feel like I'm surrounded by idiots 24/7.

You literraly weren't worth the hassle. The Raj was far more profitable

>we are using her Majesties royal measurement system, as only country world wide, because we are so independent from the crown

Poor/normal white people who are allowed to vote are a minority :^)

>nuke goes here
NOT
dort lebe ich.

Nönö, der arme bosnische Flüchtling war geistig Verwirrt. Es war unsere Schuld dass wir dem armen Mann nicht geholfen haben.

why the fuck?

>NOT
>dort lebe ich.
And nothing of value was lost.

Sorry, West England but you are what you are.

>The Raj

Daily reminder that one of the world's largest empires literally surrendered an entire colony to a elderly vegan Indian man who was a child diddler.

Ein geistig Verwirrter hat nicht die Weitsicht seine Onlineaktivitäten zu verschleiern. Das setzt Planung voraus und damit ist ein Vorsatz gegeben.

>South Germany
>Across the Alps
>Not part of the German Empire
>Independent since 996 AD
Don't be so assmad, West England

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>Independent since 996 AD

1156.

You forced is into dismantling the Raj, as you also forced us to end preferential trade with the empire and for us to remove troops from the Suez.

The eternal Yank destroyed the British Empire

even we have more medals?

>>Independent since 996 AD
>1156.

Strike that. Austria has stopped being independent in 1938 and never regained independence. 1955 was a meme year.

Not an argument.

>Imagine being Austria
lets make it happen