ITT Times we almost revealed our power levels

>be me
>at little family gathering the day after the Milwaukee chimp-out
>tv is showing nig nogs burning cars
>everyone's wondering and asking each other what's habbening
>me being on Sup Forums the night before, I knew what was up
>explain the situation but was so close to using the said term "chimping out"

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youtube.com/watch?v=pSPvnFDDQHk
youtube.com/watch?v=u4vlVEigntQ
youtube.com/watch?v=0l5tuvSJaCQ
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>meeting girlfriends family for the first time
>one of them kicks off about Trump
>typical normie comments about him being racist and how he's an idiot
>girlfriend knows I'm a Trump supporter and looks at me
>so much misinformation getting thrown around
>nervously stay quiet despite wanting to go full redpill
>girlfriends mum: 'You really like Trump, don't you user?'
>'Y-yeah.. heh..'
>conversation moves onto a different topic

Usually I don't hide my power level when it's anything political but I wasn't going to go full sperg while I was meeting my girlfriends family for the first time

I just throw all black job applications in the trash I find it much more effective than talking politics.

i envy you

>parents hate immigration, realize it's killing jobs and threatening christiendom
>I can never, ever name the jew with them because they are good goyim and lifelong bluepilled christians

>overhear some little faggot from class talking shit about trump
>"if you look inside his hats he's selling it says made in China LOL"
>Walk up to him, take my hat out of my backpack and give it to him
>"tell me what it says in there"
>silence, little boy is clearly intimidated
>he barely gets out a "m-made in the USA"
>Grab my hat back, put it on and pull it down, turn 360 degrees and walk away
>kid doesnt talk shit about trump in my presence ever again

you cuck she wanted you to show off your testosterone, enjoy your breakup

>Turn 360 degrees and walk away
This activates my almonds every time

>get drunk at family event
>rant about rapefugees and media propaganda for 1-3 hours
>waking up the next morning

>Grab my hat back, put it on and pull it down, turn 360 degrees and walk away

You fucking autistic nigger.

>2016
>Still hiding your powerlevel

We did that in 13-14. Now the end is nearing, we have to speak up.

>already explain problems as "a mostly jewish ruling class in America" and when someone was pissed at black people for rioting I waited for the right moment and said "actin like a bunch of angry monkeys"

I've gone on pol-tier rants before when drunk with friends

bringing up the holocaust or jews is really where people start to get uncomfortable

>wake up at 3PM and roll out of my racecar bed
>piss jugs are all full, have to use the toilet like some subhuman normie
>waddle downstairs to find mummy for my wakey-wakey tendies and bakey
>lights off, nobody there
>there is a note on the refrigerator
>"Pumpkin, your new daddy Leroy and I have gone to the movies for the afternoon I made some of your favorite chicken tenders just heat them up in the microwave if you get hungry for num-nums. Love you, Mom"
>fucking cunt has let my tendies get cold and mushy
>and she expects me to heat them up myself like a slave
>she will fucking learn today
>change out of my cloth diaper, put on a disposable one
>time to hit the road
>spend the entire walk to the cinema filling my diapey with poo poo
>arrive at the theater parking lot and coat myself in a thin layer of pee pee and poo
>brace myself and enter the lobby
>let loose my battle cry
>RRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>"MY PRECIOUS TENDIES HAVE GONE TO WASTE, NOW MY POOPY YOU SHALL TASTE"
>pull handfuls of poop out of my diaper and fling them at random people
>staff tries to stop me but I am too quick and too slippery
>entire venue is being evacuated
>navigate my way to Pete's Dragon
>mummy and new daddy are in the front row
>covered in poo and pee, two steaming loads in each hand
>mummy's face is a mixture of shock and indescribable terror
>walk slowly towards her while chanting "...tendies...tendies...tendies..."
>our eyes are locked
>as if from far away I hear new daddy say "ayo wut tha fuck this nigga-"
>cease my low chanting with a final "TENDIEEEEES" and smash the handfuls of rancid diarrhea onto either side of her head
>bring my piss-soaked face right up to hers
>her ears are filled with my poo, eardrums are ruptured, and eyes are nearly blinded by a mixture of tears and more poo
>say very slowly and clearly
>"Don't you ever fuck with my chicky tendies again."

And the best part is the the dumb whore was too scared to even take away any of my good boy points

Hello summerfag

>makes fun of bad post
>makes bad post
fucking gypsy

>3 PM
>wake up after xbox marathon
>feel the morning hungies
>expect my morning tendies left out by mummy before her wageslave time
>waddle my way into the kitchen
>no tendies
>mummy forgot my tendies
>anger fills my gelatinous body
>angry poopies overcome me and i poopsie on the floor
>smear poopsie all over floor and roll around in it
>lay there for a while
>the smell of hot, churned tendies-poopie fills the air
>wageslave mom returns home at 5 PM
>i tackle her and scream "BIG BOY HUNGIE FOR TENDIES"
>she screams out "user, WHAT HAPPENED?!"
>"MUMMY DIDN'T LEAVE MORNING TENDIES BIG BOY HUNGIE"
>she tries to reason with me as my shell of poopie cracks off covering her in dried poopies
>"A-user, I'm so sorry. I actually took the day of today to go on a d-date. There was a guy at the office, and..."
>"MUMMSIE WUMSIE IS MINE ME NEED TENDIES"
>angry poopsies water dribbles through my undie wundies
>"MUMMY MINE"
>poopie doopie makes my undies droopie until a hole bursts open releasing my tendies goop all over mummy
>mummy begins to cry and vomit
>i cover myself in poopsie and begin screeching
>mummy is covered in my liquid-poopsie, crying
>i smack her in the face with poopie covered man milkies
>mummy keeps and says "You're such a good, big boy, user. I'll get you tendies now, a-and I won't go out on any more dates."
>victory waddle back to xbox and celebrate with tendies

I dont hide my power level at all.

I was at a public pool talking about how Africa is for Africans, Asia is for Asians but white countries are for every body?!

Didnt get good looks at all but this is America and I have the freedom to do so.

I have to smoke weed to conceal it. It makes me shy so I dont talk much.

Probably for the best.

Same

>be at work.
>be in the break room because it's calm and there is no smokers.
>me, two woman and three guys are in the room.
>they discuss about the Nice attack with the truck.
>then the woman said " We couldn't have prevent this !! "
>everyone agrees.

>I left the room before i was about to explode with my boiling rage.

I hate them.

>activates my almonds
I didn't know that Bulgaria was amazing

I have never hidden my power level
edition.cnn.com/2016/08/20/politics/donald-trump-african-american-voters-virginia-voting-rights/

youtube.com/watch?v=pSPvnFDDQHk

Please seek counseling, I know these posts are fake, but if you can come up with sort of shit, you need counseling

Brilliant

The documentary the Clintons don't want you to see.
youtube.com/watch?v=u4vlVEigntQ

>he doesn't reveal his power level to everybody he meets to weed the cucks out
>not living in a majority redpilled country so that you'll want to reject the bluepilled minority
hahahaha, people in Western countries are so sad

>Wake up at 8 PM after my nappy-wappy
>Remembered I've been a really good boy today
>Go to check my Good Boy Point (GBP) whiteboard
>30 GBP
>Enough to go in the playroom AND get a tendie meal with ranch dipping sauce
>Wade through my piss bottles and shit jugs to get to my door
>Waddle over to mummy's room
>"Mummy! Mummy! I've been a good boy and I want to go to the pwaywoom!"
>Mummy checks my chart and leads me to the playroom
>As she unlocks the playroom, she tells me that she'll get my tendies ready
>I quickly remind her, "Don't fowget the wanch!!"
>rush into the playroom and fall over headfirst onto the racecar mat.
>begin playing with my blocks
>One hour later
>Door opens and she has my tendies, except...
>No ranch dip
>"BITCH! WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT MY TENDIES. I NEED RANCH DIPPING SAUCE TO FULLY ENJOY MY TENDIES."
>"y-you never asks for ranch, sweetums..."
>"WHY DO YOU HATE YOUR NUMBER ONE BOY!?!?"
>"WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE SUCH AN UNGRATEFUL MOM!?"
>"d-don't worry user, I'll go right back down to get your ranch..."
>Throw one of my blocks at her and it hits her straight in the eye
>That's gonna leave a bruise.
>"SERVES YOU RIGHT, NORMIE BITCH! NOW GO BACK DOWN AND MAKE ME SOME MORE TENDIES!"
>Lean in close to her ear
>Shout "AND DON'T FORGET THE RANCH."
>She leaves crying
>Notice I made some wawa in my diapey.

I can't stand these fucking normies, guys.

Breaking : Felons!
edition.cnn.com/2016/08/20/politics/donald-trump-african-american-voters-virginia-voting-rights/

Islam by the numbers
youtube.com/watch?v=pSPvnFDDQHk

The documentary the Clintons don't want you to see.
youtube.com/watch?v=u4vlVEigntQ

>Queen vs filth.jpg

Dem microphones. hnnnngggg

>Romanian literature

>turn 360 degrees and walk away

well done lad

>Birthday last week
>Mama got me the Littlest Pet Shop cake I wanted
>Get a card from grammy
>"Enjoy your birthday, sorry I couldn't be there sweety, I hope you can use this"
>A lot of weird green paper in there
>Mamas eyes get big
>Ask her what these are
>"It's money, I use it to buy your chicken and videogames"
>"Can I trade it for good boy points?"
>"Yes you can, of course you can"
>then new daddy walks into the room
>smells like smoke and adult apple juice
>slaps mamas butt
>sees the money
>"I need this for the poker game tonight"
>Mama says no, I traded it with her
>He slaps her faces butt now
>Mama screams
>I'm sitting there eating my cake
>Ask her when dinner is ready
>She says I gotta help her
>This FUCKING NORMIE
>ASKS ME
>TO HELP HER
>ON MY OWN BIRTHDAY
>take off all my clothes and jump on the table
>Press my willy in the cake and run to mama screaming at the top of my lungs flailing my arms
>hit mama in the belly
>hear a loud oomf
>new daddy looks at me
>I look at him
>I get down on my knees and grab his crotch
>he goes back and asks me what I'm doing
>I just wanted to show him I can be mama too
>Run at him and bite him in his crotch
>even though he wore pants he dropped to the ground crying
>now everyone was crying
>my diaper has been full the whole time
>put some cake in diaper since mama isnt changing it and feed it to new daddy
>new daddy never came back after the poker game
>mama made me fresh chicken tendies with a side of pizza that night
>she didn't even charge my good boy points
>best 40th birthday ever

Breaking : Felons!
edition.cnn.com/2016/08/20/politics/donald-trump-african-american-voters-virginia-voting-rights/


Islam by the numbers
youtube.com/watch?v=pSPvnFDDQHk

The documentary the Clintons don't want you to see.
youtube.com/watch?v=u4vlVEigntQ


Unaired Illuminati Kidnapping Children
youtube.com/watch?v=0l5tuvSJaCQ

I am required to present a half hour piece on justice, fairness and corruptness in the global economy. It is a requirement to have the class participate. How do I subtly red pill and pique the interest of the pupils, encouraging them to ask questions?

>360 degrees
so you walked through him?

>be me
>hanging with liberal aunt
>voting for shillary
>i say something among the lines of "tbqh i think a portion of lazy homeless people that sit around on welfare all day doing drugs should just be forced into military"
>she looks at me
>i remember shes a shill
>dont feel like arguing with her cause i know she'll be ignorant and just call me a bigot
>say "haha! jk thats like fascist ideology scew that man.."
>quite car ride home
>tfw

wow that really caresses my nutella lumps

what the fug???

You can't possibly be this new.

This shit is pathetic.

...

my cover is blown... they warned me about Sup Forums.

>be me, last night
>mom tells me we're going to a family event, wants me to come
>"it will be good for you to get out of the house, user"
>"fuck off slut" (im in the middle of minecraft building)
>she unplugs MY COMPUTER, i freak out
>dad comes down and yells, mom is in tears
>im infuriated, facing the other way, but mutter obligation, feeling crafty in order to spite my normie parents
>i shower, brush teeth, and get dressed in normie clothes (jeans, sketchers, and white shirt)
>come upstairs, mom promises tendies, things start looking brighter
>we arrive, people try to greet me and say "its nice to see me"
>typical american slave families all around, i scoff to myself and acknowledge no one
>we sit down, scan through the menus
>only shit-tier food: lobster, crab, grilled chicken pastas and steak
>fuck this, ask mom wheres the tendies
>she says that they dont have any
>says I'll get tendies next week if I behave myself tonight
>the gall!
>lying bitch, i become infuriated
>i throw my menu and stand up, knock over my chair and my water glass (i had asked for mountain dew)
>"REEEEEEEEEE" I shout loudly in the middle of the busy restaurant
>all normies shocked, i feel a rush of adrenaline
>decide to HULK THE FUCK OUT
>user SMASH
>try to tear apart shirt, doesnt work
>oh well
>storm out of restaurant with pride
>mom and dad come out, mom is crying and dad is fuming
>mission accomplished
>silent drive home as i snicker to myself in the back seat
>mum makes me tasty tendies for lunch&dindins today
>now enjoying a nice friday morning on Sup Forums and basking in my accomplishment.
>mfw

>implying this is real and not a copypasta

New

What a sad state of affairs when you have to hide your true thoughts from your own fucking family.

I say what I want around my family and if they dont like it they can fuck off.

...

idont see anything wrong with this considering where you are

Fucking faggot. I've seen this one before. If you are going to post GBP greentext at least make it original. You didnt make this, you just fucking copypasted it into your "le epic original greentexts that i have definitely made" folder.

>everyone on the bus starts clapping

>Wake up at 4PM from napsy time
>Glance over at my Good Boy Points scoreboard
>Fuck yes, 25 pointsies!
>Time to play some video gameys
>Waddle downstairs to living room in my jammy wammies
>Mom has her book club over, occupying valuable living room space
>"user, we're having our weekly book meeting here, can't you go play in the playroom for a little while?"
>No bitch, I saved up my Good Boy Points to play my Weegee game
>"O-okay, user, but please try to keep it down."
>Of course mommy, I'm your good boy!
>Load up New Super Luigi U
>Hear mom in the background: "A-as I was saying, I think Jane Eyre..."
>The game starts
>Start chanting Luigi catchphrases
>WEEGEE TIME! WAHOO! MARIOOOOO!
>Absorbed in the game
>World 1 boss, so toughy tough!
>Start farting from the concentration
>Smells like rotten meat
>WEEGEE NUMBER ONE
>Sniff fartsy farts and giggle
>Made it to world 2!
>Fart out a hot burning one
>Hear one of the bookwomen gag
>"I'm sorry user's Mom, I think I've left the lights on at home. I really have to go!"
>Hear her run out while gagging
>Look over at mom and her friendsies
>They're all looking at me disgusted
>Smirk
>"Come on, user, why don't you go to the playroom for a little bit. I think you've had enough tv timey."
>NO BITCH I WANNA PLAY WEEGEE
>I HAVE PAID THE GBP, NO REFUNDS
>"Please, user, we can talk about this later."
>Bitch has got to know when to stop.
>Now it's WEEGEE TIME
>Rub Wii U Gamepad over my wee wee, get a semi
>Start violently farting and shitting in my diapies
>The smell is horrific
>Women start throwing up while scrambling for the door
>Mom starts crying, completely broken down
>It's just the two of us now
>I laugh and roll around
>Mom just sits there, staring blankly at me
>Tummy tums starts growling
>Mommy, now make me tendies please?
>No response
>MOMMY, TENDIES NOW FOR TUMTUM HUNGRY
>No wonder dad left us, you useless whore
>Throw gamepad at her face, shattering her cheekbone
>She nods silently and makes my tendies
>Dine like a king

Seriously? Are you all this afraid of saying it like it is?

>be at home drinking coffee
>see news and section about Hillary and Trump is rolling
>dad "you hope for Trump between the 2?"
>me "of fucking course dont you?"
>dad "bla bla Hillary seems much more experienced and presidential"
>me "oh holy fuck, Hillary is basically a criminal and corrupt as fuck, and you know what Norway is one of the biggest contributors to their foundation but I guess fishy stuff like this right under the surface just sails by for some reason"
>me "no fucking wonder the western world is going to shit!"

>family dinner during the migrant-crisis
>goes on full rant about actual "refugees" after some back and forth ending it with "its all about signalling moral 'superiority' before looking at my cousin which was a flying signalling whore, yet she lives in the most rural places ever

>also on cold ice with another cousin which is a pro-Israel kosher cuckservative anti-jihadist only

Guys, you have no time and nothing to lose desu.

> be me
> get in heated discussion
> southern states come up
> "look at these shitty republican states"
> "they're shitty because they're republican"
> point out they have the highest percentages of black people
> THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT WHAT ARE YOU RACIST
> stopped trying because I woulda gotten in a confrontation with a niggress and as much as I would have liked to floor the bitch I don't wanna go to jail.

parents are redpilled, aunts uncles and other family are worthless trash liberals, i make it my soul purpose during family gatherings to stir the pot and get them riled up, then i site back and watch them chimp out

If due to some extreme circumstances i become homeless the army / navy is the first place i'd go to..

Seriously how the fuck can people just sit there in the streets or live in shelters for months... insane.

Kys immediately gypsy.

Yes. Nazi frogs are the first to detect a change in the social climate. I've stopped hiding mine as well.

I'm not going to bother arguing with normies or trying to redpill people who drink the Marxist kool aid, but I will remind family that no matter how many times they say Black Lives Matter, they won't hesitate to kill them for a quarter.

youtube.com/watch?v=FSj_fcACvTE

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I used the term chimp out around all kinds of people before thinking
>Oh wait, niggers are chimps and I can't say that

Nobody outside /r9k and /b finds this funny. Please leave or just stop posting.

Fuck it then. I'm going to start opening with "How about the Jews eh?" and then not even explain anything.

i like the 360 degrees meme, bunch of people counter-counter-counter-counter memeing

>Be on family vacation
>Get together with a few relatives
>Parents start talking about "The Nazifascist" occupation
>Tell them to not use Nazi and Fascist as a single word because there's a fundamental difference between the two
>Ask me what it is
>Spend about 15 minutes explaining it to them
>"Wow user, how do you know all of this?"
>"...I read it in a book"

stop

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>redo house
>even the driveway
>plaything in backyard
>lay down in grass
>yell at dog for pooping near me
>try to get up but fall
>oh no.jpg
>try to catch myself
>hand lands in dog shit
>I don't realize so I get up and walk in house
>sit in kitchen
>"oooooh" chicken tendies!
>run to plate of tendies
>yell "TENDIES"
>oh wait where is the BBQ sauce??
>"ummm I think it's in dining room"
>really ecxited
>mommmmm! Get me a plate for me tendies
>oh yea she's out front
>mom?
>wait
>is she dead?
>look at her for a while
>look for dad so he can help
>darn can't find him
>I decide to go eat tendies before they get cool
>even if mom is dead I still got me tendies
>to get plate I have to get into high cabinet
>oh yea I can't reach it
>now I decide to try and find daddy again
>I finally find him
>gosh, that took a while
>hello daddy?can you get me a plate for my tendies
>too much work he says

Mfw I read the first letter of every line

P.s: I never got me tendies

>360°
>6
>0°

That's why he is saying it is pathetic, you DUMB FUCK.

Don't start there

Start with jews run the media/hollywood, then banks/wall street talking about jewish greed, then how they buy politics with guys like Soros.

THEN you tell people how they edit history and DO SOME EXAGGERATION when propagandizing the holocaust to promote Israel's bloody genocide(bleeding heart normies love to virtue signal over those brownies they dont really give dick about)

Be Edward Norton, not this white supremacist (white supremacists are inherently shit people just like jewish supremacists).
youtube.com/watch?v=lCu_wd_bulw

Hope you get raped by a pack of niggers

Fuck you

You guys are pretty pathetic. I think your political views are fucking retarded and the way you want to wear hate like a badge to get mental brojobs from sad pepes in a forum to be laughable. But like come on, hiding your powerlevel is for LOSERS. Learn to argue in a way that doesn't just scream RACIST RACIST about it. Sure, you might've gotten red pilled because you liked the edgy jokes and stayed but that doesn''t mean it'll have that pull on everyone but what you might be able to do is distill some of the arguments. Even if they are backwards, conservative and superstitious you can find a way to reach out with them.

So stop being a shaking little cuck shill and stand up to your retardedness.

Fuck you user. I don't want my mum to die.

>360
I know it's a meme but I can't place my finger on why I know it's a meme.

I love it though

Pssh, you think that's bad? Imagine doing the same thing, AND ALSO naming the Jew.

Good thing most of my family doesn't fucking care.

I always argue with statistics and facts, but there is no point to argue with a fucking retard who just screams RACIST BIGOT, they are lost and deserve the nigger rape they will eventually get.

These tendies posts are all unfunny. You have to try harder.

Doing god's work, user.

Reminds me of when I was fourteen hanging out at a gas station at three am. That's where I met Sean the tweaker. He was in his early twenties and began redpilling my friend and I on the difference between blacks and niggers. See he had recently been jumped by some niggers so I had a lot to get off his chest.

Well, just then, some fat lady walks by and says "Oh that is just offensive!" This is before social media, lads. We're talking AOL days. "Mom, hang up the phone! I'm on the internet," days.

With missing a beat, Sean immediately retorts with "Yeah? Fuck you, you fat bitch. Is that offensive? Get the fuck out of here if you don't like it." The fat lady told the gas station clerk who happened to be Sean's girlfriend and she got a little bit mad, but otherwise we were just laughing our asses of at the angry fat lady.

The moral of the story is, this is what you kids are missing out on. I've probably triggered 10,000 fatties on the internet since then. Not one was as satisfying as seeing the reaction of that one offended porker. I'll always remember it.

German thought police on their way.

newfag, jesus christ are you completly incapable of using google and need others to do everything for you.

I noticed my roommate and his friend looking out the window and I asked them whats up. It was a bunch of black people carrying boxes and shit into the empty house down the street and when they said it looks like they're moving in I said it looks more like they're breaking in. They got a laugh out of that even though they're "anti-racist" liberals.

So play 4d chess and subvert them you shitskin dunecoon ragnigger

kek

> Be on holidays in Norway
> First time solotrip for me - hyped
> Go on a local trip
> Take random train then bus into literally nowhere
> Take another bus even further out into wilderness
>sit right in front next to bus driver for best view
> Bus stops at random stop for locals or something
> middle of nowhere
> sandnigger gets on
> wat.jpg
> what the fuck is a sandnigger doing in fucking eurosiberia
> sandnigger doesn't have a valid ticket ofc
> tries to scam the bus driver
> doesn't work
> says "im not paying lol"
> tries to get into bus and sit down
> beta bus driver used to innocent rural folk is helpless
> nigger is laughing his ass off already
> my brain short circuits out. suddenly I'm infront of the nignog with an autistic deus vult REEE battling it's way up my throat
> nig sees that he's about to get fucking crusaded and nogs it out the bus before I can regain control over myself
> I finally get my shit together and sit down again, panting
> Random locals start talking to me but I don't understand shit
>mfw I realise I was a split second away of going full autistic and probably getting my ass arrested in some way.

Reminds me of the times where i kept delaying the loss of my virginity with my newly acquired 22 yo 8/10 gf because i had to finish my underwater glass railroad with a park on the bottom of the ocean

>be bartender in Texas
>patrons talking about how everyone has unrestricted access to guns causing havoc
>well actually Texas gun laws aren't that great compared to say New Hampshire
>also New Hampshire has drastically less gun crime due to demographic
woops time to backtrack
>I mean it's just a bunch of small towns not big city kind of stuff
Why can't we talk about the nigger problem

>360 degrees
> A FUCKING LEAF

>I can't believe a person would do such a thing!

Kill yourself you fucking burger piece of shit

I got halfway

Listen here shitlord, you cant have a conversation with an illiterate shitskin whos only argument is screaming uncontrollably. its better off letting those ones just bury themselves, some other shitskin will kill them one day.

Not even reading it.

Newfriends welcome

I wasn't asking a question you faggot. I didn't want anyone to do anything.

Fuck you and fuck your meme.

It fucking pains me to see the submissive behaviour of my people.

And to put it like this, I don't doubt the story for 1 second.

wtf....even if norwegians are pathetic betas, they still can call the police

>get really munted at a party
>talk mad shit about aboriginals and refugees
>advocate one nation and Pauline Hanson in front of countless qts
>almost confess my love to Sheila
>vomit and spaghetti everywhere
That was only half the night, I don't remember anything after. Thank fuck it was out of town and I hardly knew anyone. I haven't drank since.

>mfw i convince my widowed mother to watch Hannity every night.

>mfw when my widowed mother is convinced Hillary is getting transfused with newborn baby blood this weekend

>mfw my widowed mother started questioning why it is only Whites who betray their own race.

I did my part Sup Forums

>arguing with my brother
>topic of Ferguson riots comes up
>accidentally reveal my powerlevel and call it a chimp out
>I'm a white Briton and I'm offended by that

Oh wow, some obscure shit started on what appears to be facebook.

No wonder I've never heard of it. Some faggot ass normie shit.