Sally Avril and Flash Thompson in Spider-Man: Homecoming

Sally Avril and Flash Thompson in Spider-Man: Homecoming

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>Sally Avril
The Blob's gf?

Can you imagine the sex between those two?

that would be Big Bertha

Flash Thompson looks much nerdier than Peter Parker

I mean he's just a kid so maybe he could get more jock-ish

Flash in my mind is this quinessential nigh-aryan bully, but if he got stronger I could see this

they are gonna make an SJW friendly highschool movie.

>Flash is not a bully.
>Fat girl doesn't get bullied.
>The cute mexican girl is not the daughter of a proud mexican taxidriver with a shady past.

because Disney thinks that nerds are the real bullies

yeah, that happens when you listen to Tumblr and believe

Flash is the leader of the schools anime club, who constantly berates Peter for his shit taste

This movie is going to be such a fucking trainwreck.

>Mfw 95% RT score, 1.5bil $ BO

>Disney thinks that nerds are the real bullies
>therefore punching a nerd is an act of self-defense

I love diversity. Thank you Disney.

I bet Peter only watches dubs.

It will be worse than Amazing Spider-Man 2, but MCUfags will eat it up and think it's the best thing ever and also > 90% at RT.

It's ok if Marvel Studios does it.

Do Mexicans even drive cabs anymore? I swear it's all Arab and Caribbean men

And the comics will become movie tie-ins again.

So they're going to borrow this machine and use it on Flash, MJ, Liz, and Ned's corpse. Then Resurrect Ned and Sally and hook them up to a feeding machine.

Dios mio

They could just use this machine for Ned and Sally.

Most of the supporting cast will be dropped in future films. Haven't you guys learned the superhero method?

This movie is gonna roll bank and upset a lot of grown men

Jesus Christ, how many fetishes are there in this book? DC, reprint it NOW!

>MCUfags

You mean, "people who watch movies?"

It's Ghostbusters remake all over again!

I would absolutely become a supervillain with that machine.

They should have just made a Miles Spiderman movie if they're going this far with it.

With where ASM is headed, movie tie-ins would be like salvation.

>poo-in-loo manlet

Still baffled by this decision. At least make the guy tall and fit.

Nerds get angry? Holy shit stop the presses, lads. This guy's on to something.

Inb4
>HE'S GUATEMALAN YOU SHITLORD

But that's not all!
Meet MCU's HERMAN SCHULTZ or as he's better known, the Shocker.

T H I C C

I'm da Shocka, biatch!

It's fine. He's a criminal. True to life.

Everyone's favorite blonde (said no one ever) Liz Allan. She's got a tan.

Why is she such a qt :3

Guess they saw the cast for Suicide Squad and just went nuts.

"Just divirsify my shit up"

But disney missed a chance of epic proportion to much the poo in loo flash with a blonde/blue-eye'd and promote racemixing.
Now, they couldn't help it, they had to black her too.

I remember, a while ago, sometime last year I think, I read somewhere that Stan Lee said in some interview that Spider-Man will always be a white male.
I think the MCU masterminds got so bummed out with that, that they're blacking everybody else instead.

The producer is Amy Pascal so yes this will probably happen

Flash hates Peter because he called his waifu shit.

Then why don't they adapt GLA? It's diverse as fuck!

nerds are the real bullies now
they flock to each other, they prowl like gangs now, it's disgusting. the key difference is instead of literal physical bullying, they are psychologically abusive and manipulative, they learned to control entire social circles. it's terrifying

>Hindu Flash
>threatens Peter with rape

>give me the "kill all white men spideyman flick"
>say no more senpai

No... No... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is your fault, Sup Forums.

NOBODY LIKED THE GHOSTBUSTERS!
Why her???

I mean that this is your fault for supporting the MCU. Now Disney thinks that you will eat any turd they shit.

...

Yeah but didn't they see how everyone reacted against Ghostbusters?
Didn't they catch up with it failing in the box office?
How did they figure it's a good idea to get her on board?

Feminazis have taken over Sony.

Do you have a complete list of which movies we're allowed to like?

But the whole point was MCU was getting its shit back from Sony.
What the fuck, did getting back the rights for Spider-Man movies including this psychobitch in the package as a bonus?

>>Creating one good female character gives you the right to rape another
THEY
ARE
FUCKING
FICTIONAL!!!!!!!!

For real, ghost busters did worse than the angry birds movie

If nerds are the bullies, what is Peter Parker going to be in this movie?

D S L
S
L

It explains a lot about their behavior when one realizes that tumblrites simply cannot tell reality apart from fiction.

>I'm da Shocka, biatch!

If you had actually see any of Bokeem Woodbine's acting, you'd now he's got excellent range.

On season 2 of Fargo he played a very intelligent hitman, well in line with the Shocker's milieu.

Matter of fact I do.

What?

It's difficult for an animated movie to not do well.

You have to pull some Dino Time shenanigans to not make back a little money.

Timeo Danaos et dona ferentes.

>Shazam
>Dwayne Johnson

This is Marvel we're talking about though. No matter what actor they hire, they're not going to allow any villain beside some one-dimensional endgame boss whose dialogue is mostly one-liners and quips.

>justifying the rape of a fictional character is the same as physically tormenting/abusing someone
What the hell have we become?

Jesus Christ! This is like how they got so upset over Barbara dying in Stranger Things! Do these people even get storytelling? It's not about good things happening to the characters you like all the time! You're supposed to live a happy life, not the fictional characters!

I'm speechless

The shocker as sort of a miniboss is kind of new.

Vulture is obviously the big bad, and the Tinkerer is his cave with a box of scraps.

She was fired from Sony this is her last work and if this thing succes everyone would believe she's competent with her ideas of what young people like, remember her idea for a gamergate movie

Yeah, no kidding.

As far as I'm concerned, Marvel Studios didn't get Spider-Man back. Sony still has Spider-Man and just allows Marvel Studios to use him.... on one condition, let the Wicked Witch of Sony run the show.
It makes fucking sense why everyone's getting blacked when the producer is the bitch who suggested Idris Elba to be the next James Bond.

The point is that she was memorable character killed off and the storyline which was otherwise good at following up details didn't really acknowledge that.

If she had lived no one would have cared, like Harmabe.

Source on Sony firing her? I want to believe.
But even if they did, why did Marvel Stuiods hire her?
The bitch should be considered toxic by now.

>Tumblr: The Movie

>It makes fucking sense why everyone's getting blacked when the producer is the bitch who suggested Idris Elba to be the next James Bond.

I think you might have some issues, buddy.

James Bond isn't real. Anyone can be James Bond.

You sound like tumblr

>a gamergate movie
That would bring about the end of the Western civilization as we know it.

She barely had six minutes of screentime and that are reaching to the point and said she was a lesbian. I don't get the love for Barb. Is it because she reminded them of their selves of being a nerdy girl?

When were mexicans ever stereotyped as being cab drivers?

>the producer is the bitch who suggested Idris Elba to be the next James Bond.
I heard there's an online petition about Gillian Anderson being the next Bond.

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Male Rape Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Fat Bitch Like Nigga Dont Get An Erection Haha

Jeeze, why don't they just make Liz and Betty and Gwen and Mary Jane all fat too? Maybe MCU Spidey is a chubby-chaser!

>You sound like tumblr
Oh, the irony.

That didn't stop Sup Forums from complaining about the last name or how he wont actually count as a black villian because his screen time.

Shocker being black was a thing in the last movie though wasn't it?

Well la-dee-da, next time since James Bond is not real, let's make him a dog. A pug would be a good choice, it's so fucking british or should we make him a doberman to appeal to niggers too?

We already had a CSI about it, and it was hilarious.

What is this from?

Mcu already had race swaps before this point

Who would you use it on?

Assuming they played it completely straight I'd watch the fuck out of a Dog James Bond movie.

That was elctro. Shocker uses shockwaves

That was Electro.
The funny thing about Shocker getting blacked is his name, Herman Schultz.
I don't know any nigger with a name like that.

The SVU episode was incredible.

"Looks like they level'd up"

Ennis' Punisher: Up Is Down and Black Is White.

He'll be a nu-male beta who's actively ashamed of his white make privilege.

Preacher

>no digital quality of most of Ennis's Punisher

por que

nydailynews.com/entertainment/movies/amy-pascal-admits-fired-sony-article-1.2112675

Anyone read the emails i remember some of her ideas like millenials like rave and stunts so lets make spiderman something like techno rave suit

Marvel Studios never hired her