ITT: Depressing episodes

>that episode where Dexter wants to date his babysitter and turns himself into a teenager.
>he becomes ugly and lanky with no chance of dating any woman ever

THICCCCCCCC

Hot babysitters is also he of my favorite fetishes.

He got better.
He also probably helped rebuild the world with his dick along with his smarts.

Eh, he becomes badass after his teenage years. Probably got bitches left and right every week

Speaking of this can anyone make a webm of the Scrawny Dexter changing into the Action Dexter?

Dem hips.

Bamp

>he becomes ugly and lanky with no chance of dating any woman ever
His sister seemed to be pretty into him, and at least two other girls exist that share her taste in things.

He'd be alright.

He spent most of his adult life living alone in a wasteland where everyone except him and Mandark were mentally retarded so I doubt it.

>that episode where every episode

It just...Broke my heart.

>That episode where bojack almost Rapes a 17 year old girl

You guys are patethic, it is just a cartoon, and Dexter was a super asshole the entire episode.

Why people on this board can't accept cartoon characters getting fucked over? They are not real people with real feelings, and THE SHOW don't take itself seriously.

>His sister seemed to be pretty into him,

You kind of missed the entire point of the joke. Are you retarded?

Wasn't his Asian friend explicitly crushing on him?

>Wasn't his Asian friend explicitly crushing on him?

One episode ended with Li-Li saying she thought Dexter was cute, but it was never brought up again.

There's no continuity or "lore" to Dexter.

(you)

>he becomes ugly and lanky with no chance of dating any woman ever

Sounds like puberty alright

>God I hate this whole "Female Character must get away with everything" bullshit.

I agree, but in Dexter's Lab it was obvious that Dee Dee is a nuisance and destructive.

>Dee Dee stole his glory after beating Mandark.

She just walked there and pressed the buttom. Instead of being happy for the world, Dexter threw a tantrum because of his EGO and decided to kill his own sister.

I'm being serious.

There are people who get sad over jokes on fucking Looney Tunes

He threw a tantrum because he actually strained himself in all respects. Physically and intellectually to make his finest invention to take down Mandark and just when he thought all his efforts would pay off? In comes Dee Dee and just steals his win, doesn't help that Mandark loves Dee Dee and doesn't dare to put up a fight against her. So yeah she cheaply stole Dexter's glory after all the suffering he underwent thanks to Mandark and his rise against the evil tyrant.

>rape
>even though she consented

>that one Argit episode of Ben 10, you know the one

His parents are actually dissapointed in both of their children.

DeeDee for being a girl.

Dexter for being a scrawny POS.

>dissapointed

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Weird how they have the same prescription.

Which one?

>DextersBizzareAdventure.png

if dexter is that smart now, wouldn't he get to rick sanchez level when he grow up

Poor Nurse Bendy.

God, that was satisfying after all the whipping and humiliation.

>goes bald
>gets hair back when elderly

Nice stand powers there dex.

「ZOOLOGY」

he found cus ehs a geinues

You think they ever fucked?

No.

On these conditions.

That was explicitly explained in the movie goddamnit pay attention

Commas are important.

Man, Ego Trip would be fucking GOD-LIKE if it wasn't for the lack of future Dee-Dee

could just use The Animals the band or Animals by pink floyd

It wasn't rape, but it was inappropriate

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[WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE]

Did you forget the final episode of Dexter's Lab?
Original Run, not the revived piece of shit that are S3 and S4.

GO DEXTER FAMILY GO

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Best Stand.

The real question is: Dexer has shown some degree of social skills and a willingness to share his inventions.... or at least on a few occasions was explicitly inventing things to make the world better.
How did Mandark become more successful than Dexter?

They project themselves onto the character and take the character getting fucked over as them getting fucked over.

Stealing.

「BLINDED ME WITH SCIENCE」

>Winston's ultimate is ready

hah

i agree but then when someone uses the same argument for porn it magically doesn't count anymore.

>that one episode of Sup Forums where user got up and realized he didn't want to live, but lacked both the initiative and willpower to ever go through with suicide, and thus continued a life of mediocrity and painful lonliness

This was also my thought.

Depression's a helluva drug.

Iwannafuckthat.mp4

this.

Deepest lore.

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Ellipses are three dots.

I pretty much came here to comment that. Why do people do it to themselves?

Are they trying to show off? "Isn't Dexter's failure just like my life amirite" is a little sad as a signal.

If user didn't want to live, he would kill himself. user is lying to himself and being a little faggot for attention because that's what he wants. If he'd just man up and admit to it, no-one would mind.

DELETE THIS

>lonliness