Tfw swedish and actually named sven

>tfw swedish and actually named sven

Anyone else here got a name that's typical for your country according to Sup Forums memery? Any german named hans, brits named jamaal, israelis named beelzebub?

hans is meme

My name is literally Tyrone

I'm not black

Jan Here, cut my tulips into pieces

Dundee here. Crocodile Dundee.

What is the most common German name?

knew an asian kid named tyrone, went to grade school with him and thought it was an asian name and was always so surprised when a black guy was named that lol

I'm named José, it's a meme, not as big as Pedro or Pablo

is there even a meme american name?

mike maybe

Is Chris typical considering Christopher Columbus?

>tfw we're so irrelevant we don't have a stereotypical meme name

Svein and Hans are still common in Norway though, just not for kids. Nowadays a lot of people name their kids after "english" movie names. My cousin named their kid 'Liam' and my grandmother was like "WTF is that? I don't like it"

Sorry for your loss Tyrone.

Paco or Manolo

Henk de Vries, Jan de Boer are a few examples.

Actually catching on in Sweden aswell, unfortunately.

Most common I would say: Jan, Nils, Simon, Daniel

Kevin is a common name that often gets made fun of because Germans named kevin are all fucking subhuman retards.

Mohammad

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I have a really common name among italians but anons on Sup Forums never guess it.

>Most common I would say: Jan, Nils, Simon, Daniel

Those are very common in Norway too except 'Simon' would be 'Simen'.

What's a typical Scottish name according to Sup Forums memery?

right now the trend is going for more and more foreign and exotic names, though, unfortunately.

Giancarlo

I don't know what a typical Canadian name would be. Mine is Greek.

>tfw Mehmet van den Berg
>brother got the Dutch first name

My first name is typical of roaches, and family name typical of the Dutch

>JUST

If it's not Mario is it Giorgio?

Luke

Swede named Mohammad checking in

Underrated post

Connor O'surname

Campbell?

No but if you say

Tom, Chris, Mike, Alex or David

You would get a lot of us, Sven

[basic medieval name] Mc[Basicmedievalname](son)

Wales: Gavin
England: Harry
Scotland: Alexander
NI: Patrick

My id means good ass "bun cur" wtf I hate ID's now

My name is Carl

JUST

Justin, Brett, Brad, Jake, James

Middle name is Lennart ;..;

ITT We write our first names

Ill start

Adolph

my names ismael and if i grow my hair out i get a jew fro, feels bad my dudes

Giorgos, michalis, petros, kostas, nikos, ioanis

Why are swedish names so gay?

Is it Andrea, Marco, Francesco, Luca, Matteo, Alessandro, Davide, Federico, Lorenzo, or Stefano?

Bazza here

>tfw american named burger

>Simen
That's real close to sounding like Semen.

I'm the only person I know whose name is Randall.

>tfw dad is a Muslim convert and named me Mohammed
My life is literally a meme.

Conner for me :^)
>tfw not typical
feels good yea
You're welcome, NSA

Tavish

Ahmed here

>Mehmet van den Berg

No fucking way

Phil.

James, Jason, Kyle, Joel, Jake, Matthew

You died in mw3

Manuel

>have a not so common name
>war ends
>one of the most common names

oh well

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Name?

>Live in California
>My name is David
>Not a kike

It's better than the names people have here. Californians have the worst names. Even worse when you go to places where gays are present. They always have some fancypants name like Jerome (Jer-Ohm) or some kind of name deliberaltely mispronounced.

>Cody, Kyle, Tucker, etc.

I've yet to meet a grown man by the name of Cody. Every Cody I met was some little blonde skater boy with a bowl/emo haircut or a teenager on some faggy lacrosse team.

Callum is the worst.

I'm Cletus

No that's not a joke, fucking Cletus

my name is banter

Ratko?

Thundercock here, Chad Thundercock

Zvonimir

>croat
>named ratko
>implying they anything but hate ratko mladic

Are you for real Sven?!?

Fabrizio?
That's actually my name lol.

Isn't Sven an old mans name? I thought it was pretty rare to find anyone under 50 called Sven nowadays.

As for me im Jewish and have a super stereotypical Hebrew name. But it also passes for a German one. Not gonna post any part of it sorry, you just have to take my word for it.

Mike definitely

>tfw it's the opposite in my family
Bible names and German names are where it's at.

My nickname is Åke

mahmud greenberg
dad was a moslemi
mum was a kike

This guy obviously has a disastrous lack of satire understanding

No way dude, where do you live? Are you an ethnic swede?

Luke, heavily christian and sounds welsh as fuck with our accent.

>mfw last name is Pavelic and I consider myself a Bosniak

>Muhammad Goldberg
>It's not even a joke

LOL

Tyrone is an Irish name originally. No shame.

>israelis named beelzebub
topkek.jpg
If i'll ever have children, you just named my firstborn.

More seriously though, you'd have a hard time finding meme names like shlomo or chaim here for people below 50~

Prove it. It's too good

But people are actually named Shlomo? Chaim I can understand, but I honestly thought Shlomo was just a meme.

My name is Augustus McCray and I'm from Texas

Kek, I didn't get it until you said anything

Never though someone living in Sweden could develop non PC humor

No fucking way.

Any serb bros with BBC porn?

We're not here to discuss your diet, Czech Reublic.

say my name.

Are you also a Christian, because that would be hilarious.

> meme Scots names

These are real Scots I used to work with, their names are clichéd as fuck

Hamish Roberts
Callum McAllister
Angus McTavish
Gordon Campbell

I frickin love the name Zvonomir.

There's some excellent Croat names out there. Ljubomir, Davor, Ivo, Luka.

Are you guys getting overrun with faggy snowflake names like Kevin and Liam too or people staying traditional?

>Moshe.

Try to guess my name

Not 100% related but I have Berg in my surname so every American I meet assume I'm jewish.

Vladimir

holy fuck

I stah cum on his forehead?

Vladislav Ivan

Mihael Romanovic Boborski