Brother got laid

>Brother got laid
>Still hasn't gotten laid despite being the better looking of the two

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Dean is not for sexual.

>better looking
he's a weasel faced skinnyfat ginger whereas Hank is a qt fit blond.

New season never =(

Hank is way cuter.

Think again..

that pic is so anime of him.

It's not about looks, it's about personality. They're both dweebs, but Hank is an extrovert while Dean is an introvert.

Hank pls

Ellipses are three dots.

>Billy hooks him up with the big dick package
>Dean dies and his clone lives on without it
>has two twins just begging to fuck him
>they get stopped and he never sees them again

It just wasn't meant to be for Dean.

He's doomed to live the single science life while Hank is having a threesome with aquawoman next door.

That chick was hot and pretty good for him. I wish they'd throw him a bone now and again.

>Ellipses are three dots

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Just can't pass up the opportunity to point this out, can you?

hank is brock
dean is rusty

>He's doomed to live the single science life

Or whatever other life he wants. Though yeah, whichever he picks he'll be alone.

>He didn't fuck the twins
I'm still mad about that.

Dean is going to be great but Hank may end up dying again and have no more clones to back him up.

Hank has a better more proactive personality....plus he only fucked one chick and he doesn't even remember.

Hank is clearly the better looking one, you blind faggot.

He will be a literal wizard.

They're both qt

This girl is cute

It was his mother.

Hank passed all the "tests" thrown at him by Sphinx. His life has prepared him for the spy game.

You DON'T fuck your cousins!

That's wrong. It was dermott's mother, who is his half brother.

Dead almost got laid with the mutant intern girl. Keyword almost

Those girls where his blood related to them.
Their fucking grandfather fucked the girls' grand mother more then once

>more then once

Actually the blood relation is incredibly loose at that point, no chance of anything going wrong with the kids so it would be 100% okay.

How do we do it Sup Forums
How do would we get him laid

Undergoes intense physical training and puts everything else into super science becoming like Jonas while Hank continues his path of becoming like Brock. He would be more successful than Rusty but would still be a failure in the respect of not living his own life

Hank honestly seems like he might end up more like Batman than Brock.
Maybe like a combination of the two.
What would that even be like?

The fact that they stuff their bras makes them even cuter.

Bring Talia back.

Really careful.

So how is that bad, exactly? I mean it's not like he was directly related to her.

Hank is the cuter of the two, he's like a young Steve McQueen

Dean would make a great Villain.

>Mfw I'm one of the few deanfags on Sup Forums

ITT: A bunch of chubby Hank lookalikes desperately begging us to decide that he's attractive.

Wait didn't Dean get laid in season 6? I can't fucking remember. Wasn't there a date episode with like... That Guido rich daughter girl??

That was with Hank. And I don't think he had sex with her. But who knows.

>Hank
>Chubby
Best Hench is chubby and he's hot as fuck.

>Dean is not for sexual.
Sadly, this is true since he's such a Beta.
Hank on the other hand knows where it's at.

Any news about the next hour long episode?

>tfw name is Dean

>He will be a literal wizard.
>TFW he becomes Dr. O's student and still can't get anywhere with his daughter.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Then why is she asking about the ice cream like it's new behavior?

>It's a joke, user.

Maybe she finally got fed up with it.

Watch Dean somehow gets to bang Dr.Girlfriend

>Hank on the other hand knows where it's at.

No he doesn't. He had his memory wiped.

He recorded a voice of himself telling future him he lost his virginity to a hot women and his mind was wiped.

he's a nerd
nerds never get laid
it's the law on nature

wizards 4 life yo!

it was very very awkward

Hank is a literal Thundercock
you will never get laid with someone like that around

He doesn't have any first-hand knowledge of what sex is like. It's really no different than when your high school buddy telling you that he lost his virginity.

>no chance of anything going wrong with the kids so it would be 100% okay.

Wasn't the whole reason Triana broke up with Dean because his screwed up genes?

The master was just full of shit.

Doc Hammer said at comic con that he was just saying that so she could do her own thing and his genes are fine.

>bump

Says he will be a literal wizard.

Doesn't make a joke relating to Mr. Wizard, the Bill Nye of his time.

Come on, man. It was a PERFECT setup. Unless you're under the age of 30. Which I'm not.

Fuck... (summons up a pizza to console his loneliness)

Don't think Mr. Wizard aired in Latin America.

Brockman Begins

'is that the bad outfit'?
'No, it's the good one'!

At least bump with image.

Shut up about this shit, your fucking queershits. This is never going to happen.

Not with a bad attitude!

Saving this to point out how much of a fag this person is.

I thought Dean was in a relationship with the Perfect Man?

Probably just a meme.

>Monarch feels sorry for him and lets him have this one

Yeah, but knowing (or thinking) you had sex is a great boost in confidence and self-esteem.