American here, explain to me why you aren't worthless

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Because I am not an American

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Kek. Well done Loo tvia.

I was going to answer you and then I realized you're not American so fuck you. Why are you speaking English you socialist trash?

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Real men play rugby, Take your pussy ass pads and multiple rest stops and fuck off burger land.

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Quality posting from Pajeet too? what a way to start a Sunday.

American Football is so much more amusing to watch than regular soccer. I get suicidal just watching the players walk across a huge field for 90 minutes with barely any action happening.

Aside from the risks of injury, why isn't American Football/Rugby more popular to be watched/played?

Well i don't have a 1000 quintrillion dollar debts and i don't need a gun to feel safe.

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For the life of me I have no idea. The NFL has started investing more in spreading gridiron to the UK by funding youth leagues and playing games there. Maybe some day other countries will start to pick it up.

>real men play without pads
>every once in a while a rugby or soccer player gets a broken ankle

>football players go into battle covered in armor
>more than half of them STILL come away brain damaged and permanently injured

How are you not worthless OP?

Doesn't this have to do with how they act? If they have armor they're more reckless and create more force. When not using armor they are more careful for other people's well being, as well as their own?

You're all pussies. Heres a real mans sport.

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>not structuring your sports around commercial interruptions
oy vey

Because I'm not an Amerifat rodent.

>American Football is so much more amusing to watch than regular soccer.
Yup, you never know when they will stop playing and will start shoving the ball each other's asses. Hence the shape of the "ball".

Rugby is tough. But there are techniques to tackling so you don't kill the other player. Football doesn't have enough pads IMO. Nothing quite like permanent brain damage from getting laid out by 240 lbs linebackers for years on end.

At least you're......UNTOUCHABLE......at football.

>mfw india

Because im not american, i dont shart in the mart.

can we stop having these pointless arguments 24/7

this thread isn't even about politics

Because rugby.

I can't speak for the entertainment part.

However the concept of the sport is high-tempo and action filled. In soccer you have one guy running with the ball ahead of 2 guys for about 5 good seconds before he shots at the goal. Woa the excitement. If someone gets too close, maybe he'll do an uninterruptable pass to a team mate, or maybe even shoot at the goal!

While both sports are about getting the ball to a certain place, the way they go is either very exciting or just barely interesting.

Have fun kicking a ball and lying down to fake injury after a handshake.

Hockey isn't fun when it's not physical. Football has tons of physical action, football has penalties for touching each other.

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I have a penis.

>handegg player watching football

Right be is best, American football is for pussies

Because I've never soiled my pants while shopping at Walmart.

Americans confuse me.

1. why do they wear dirty shoes indoors?
2. why do they store salt in their fridge?
3. why do they soil themselves exclusively in WalMart stores?

I bet you're not fan of Formula 1 either, you pleb.

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You turn into a negro? Damn, India!

>can't leave your feet to tackle
>can't charge with your shoulder
>can't high tackle
>can't stiff arm

Uh huh. "Real" men.

Has to wear protection or they cry...

Kek, fuck no. While it certainly is an impressive sport it's boring as shit. Corner, corner, corner, tire change, corner, corner, corner.

Murican football is like watching an advertisement slideshow for 4 hours straight.

The game is fine, the commercials make it unbearable to watch though.

That's true. I usually never watch it live, but on youtube. I'm not a sport freak or anything, just sometimes want to chill for an hour or so and put on a random game on youtube.

Don't think I'd ever watch it on television networks with the commercials.

>Not worthless
>Says worthless NATO nation whose only defense against Russia is to pick up the phone and call the U.S. for help

Americans should be proud to have a national sport.

1. I don't and most people don't
2. I've never heard of this
3. Walmart attracts the lowest denominator. Usually people with medical issues and trailer trash. I think it happens more in the local DMVs though. I've seen a Mexican kid literally shit his breeches and wiggle around so the turd fell out one of the legs and he just walked away like nothing happened.

sometimes, don't tell me how to live.
no but we do put eggs, bread, and just about anything else in the fridge
no

(I'm american, trust me)

I dunno m8. I'm not sure what it feels like to be tackled by some 300 lb guy running his ass off, and I don't wanna find out. I doubt the helmet and padding is gonna help much with that shit.

ITT: American asking americans why they aren't worthless.

The trick is to not watch NFL. College games are usually better with the commercial breaks unless it's a particularly big match, and more interesting when it comes to team strategy.

Bread and salt are never put in the fridge. Only a retard would think that.

>watching "american" football

Nice bantz Ranjeep