Heat up a can of diet Yoohoo

>Heat up a can of diet Yoohoo
>microwave some gas station hotdogs
>watch CNN on the 8K TV

Do I need anything else for an authentic American night in?

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>drinking that hot

>Do I need anything else for an authentic American night in?
are you wearing your shoes in the house? make sure you put them on

>>Heat up a can of diet Yoohoo
wtf australia

>put on your shoes as you step inside your home
>microwave some gas station hotdogs
>put the other pair of shoes in the fridge
>boil some water for coffee later while you are at it in the microwave
>watch BLACKED porn on the 8K TV (at 420p)
>pray to god and israel that hillary will win the next election

Does YooHoo even still exist? Or is it one of thos things that was discontinued here in the 90s and now only exists in 3rd world shitskin nations like OPs?

>Do I need anything else for an authentic American night in?
>Beer.
>wear a tank top and sweat pants
smear the ketchup from your hod dog all over your face and chest
>shart
>watch Fox News instead.

I've never had yoohoo.
I always thought it was chocolate milk and I don't like milk.

I used to drink them a lot in the early 2010s

What the fuck is yoohoo

I was thinking of sitting in an armchair in a dingy apartment and throwing beer cans at the TV. Then maybe making some threatening phone calls to local politicians.

I last saw one at a grocery store in Utah back in 2007, but that was it. I haven't had one since elementary school in the early 2000s

Well it's not Slice.

Or Five Alive.

>8K TV
>Implying channels can transmit 8K TV television programs

In France the majority of TV channels transmit in 360p, 720p is only for big events like world football cup. We don't have 1080p channels, it's too heavy.

4K is just a fancy thing for PS4 pro or geeks. 8K does not even exist I'm sure

That's the joke.

You can still buy them at Sams Club.

Yeah, I see them all the time at Walmart.

What about here?

Never been to one of those.

though to be accurate, most channels transmit 1080p video (even over the air broadcast channels) so 1080p is mostly standard nowadays.

I remember when this happened en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digital_television_transition_in_the_United_States virtually all the broadcast channels were suddenly all available in 1080p, so I assume that they had been broadcasting fullHD signals for a while before that.

Wtf is YooHoo
Is it regional?

>threatening phone calls to local politicians.
We are WAY to lazy to do this part.

It's like shitty chocolate milk.

had a chuckle at this

it's a "chocolate drink" marketed to children, another fine american contribution to the world

Yeah they sell them at my jobs little store. People seem to drink them alot, or just that methed out guy.

Where'd TAB go?

>mfw memories of getting our first HDTV back in 2003
>tfw first time seeing sports games in HD on a 50 inch screen

Fuck. Why don't consumer electronics excite me as much as they used to?

Yes, 1080p is the standard. 4K is still obcsure nowadays. Only few programs are in 4K.
But 8K ? It exists ? I know there are devices in 8K but movies or televisons programs in 8K, I don't know

>putting something that causes cancer to animals in a drink
well then

That's not even close to true. A vast majority of content is either in 720p or 1080i.

Iphone in 2007 ?

>1080p
standard for years now
>4K
The panels have been available for purchase for over a decade now, but only in the last 3 years have general consumers and televisions channels begun to offer selective 4K programming. A lot of movies are available in 4K though, since Netflix and the film industry are pushing it vehemently.
>8K
Still CES-tier right now.

>Heat
>Yoohoo

You've gone too fucking far with this one!!!

I always forget to shake it