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but the media men beg to differ

chebs

this, fucking maths teachers
the scottish twat

*puts on my unknown pleasures shirt that i bought because it looks neat*

the fall of the soviet union was a mistake

ugly

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FACT: New Zealanders are the most powerful race on earth

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unironically called a girl "tuts" today
haven't stopped thinking about it since

*puts this post in the spam box*

If rorke can't stand looking at brown people in public, then just look away, like you do with poverty, war, corruption, homelessness, pollution, Grenfell, misogyny...

Jesus Christ

a wave of cringe just overwhelmed me

felt like the wave off a nuclear blast

she doesn't remember you exist lad i wouldn't worry

Really wish there was a job where you could feel womens breasts all day

hollywood director

>get off a bus late at night
>girl gets off at the same stop
>feel like I have to walk as quickly as possible to avoid her thinking I'm following her

Is it just me?

hate how i have to click auto refresh every fucking thread

>walk as quickly as possible towards her to avoid thikning i'm following her

wut
wouldn't this make her think she's being followed

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conservative party minister

Withheld poo for a few days, now enjoying the bbbrrrraaapppy dividends

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scary how the information is here for all to see, yet the sheep prefer to stay blind. I guess it really has worked as it should

just go up to her and strike conversation if she doesn't have her headphones in

do it all the time and sure, you get the sometimes weirded out girl but a lot of them cry out for a conversation. especially the old

a fit 17 year old wanted me to eat her fanny last night
why did she have to be in another city lads

the freaks come out at night

ty kindly

not being on /nopoo/ is fucking degenerate

I GOT THE DROP ON /brit/ EVERYBODY WATCH OUT

>scary how the information is here for all to see, yet the sheep prefer to stay blind. I guess it really has worked as it should

Not towards her, usually I'd make sure I'd get off the bus first because I find the situation too awkward

17 year olds are the most horniest humans on the planet
its so easy to sleep with one

if you address the elephant in the room it usually makes it less awkward
just be like "don't worry I won't rape you haha"

based fuckin' thailad, we love you dude

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if she overtakes you then, don't worry about it.

i'm sure it runs through girls heads sometime but if you're normal looking it shouldn't concern you

been there loooool

dont make fun of my head

*walks towards you*

crazy how much Bruce thinks of me. makes me blush *tee-hee*

this, always works

did nopoo until my pelvis started hurting
actually fixed my pooing schedule, just go in the morning now

stupid nonsense

cool

can i finally post

aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH I WANT HER FANNY

Had a dream about one of my ex's friends lads

When I first saw her I definitely thought she was more strikingly attractive

Would it be bad if I go for her now, now that I've finished things with my ex? Or should I shag about and then come to her

no

didn't realise you'd doxx me that quickly. too many fucking pictures of the yard on t'web imo

shut up you vile nonce runt

you are crazy

I wish I had the banter of an Australian. The arrogance of an American and the insidious nature of a Jew.

>maoist
>stalinist
why no hitlerist?

BACK TO WORK TOILER #63482
*cracks whip*
BACK.TO.WORK. I NEED MORE MONEY.

hitlerism means being a fag

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Couldn't have said it better myself

We don't want to make janny angry now do we?

Short answer: Jews.

Because maoism/leninism/stalinism are all different forms of supposed ""real"" communism that failed and there was only one hitler

legal lad

what's that la?? you want to listen to an utter ccchhhhooooOOOOOoonnnn?!!

glad to oblige la xx

Stalin was a leninist

just want to move to a cozy, thatch-roofed township in the english countryside, get a plain, modest wife, have two children, and become a professional lawn bowler

duh


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alri, willy wank hour is encroaching. what shall i rub the monkey to tonight?

Jenny Saville

>there's only one adolf hitler

Some dirty T*rk is trying to steal my facebook account

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THERE'S ONLY ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ALAN SHEARAAAAAAAA

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WTF is that shit

hmmm tempting. need something to spice it up though

really weird to think about '80s and early '90s chatrooms

thought it was a roo with tits from the thumbnail

asl?

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thumb up the arse

love dogs

her face when i push her head into the pillows as im shagging her hahahaah

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i meant in the porn you bender, not putting a thumb up me arse

this is just a chatroom t󠀢bh

just got a sharp pain in my arse lads
fuck me if this is what gays must feel when they're putting it in i feel sorry for them

>support
>decorative
can't make out the rest

if you don't like it then leave simple as

why are you here then?

fuck u

business idea: bait mongs into trying to attack me so that my bigger and stronger friends come to the rescue and give the mong a beatdown

better than tasting it

sounds like my dad's life except in rural ontario and without a thatched roof he is even a huge lawn bowler

do as I say, not as I poo

it is so the thought of something roughly analogous to what we're doing now existing so long ago is just strange to me

greeks and romans were culturally closer to north africans and the middle east than they were to europeans

no thanks to you lads, i've decided on my willy wank material. premium photographs from my hidden folder, and some JOI

irrational, defecate, ???