Who will be cast in the eventual remake?

Who will be cast in the eventual remake?

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either her or christina heindricks
no one else can literally measure up

Her or Mammario.
Elvira needs to be feisty as much as she needs to be busty.
Wasn't there a thing to choose the new Elvira? What happened to that?

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Christina Hendricks with black hair...hmm

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>*YASSSSSSSSSS's in the distance

What if they found a way to naturally "swell" any celebrity to fit those measurements? That would open up a lot of options

Black 300lb female with jewish husband

Eva Green, why is this even a question?

This except make it male and make it Idris Elba

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It wasn't to pick a new Elvira persay, but to find suitable doubles so the character can make appearances at conventions and events. There are currently 3 Elvira's

Some half black and half asian chick.

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Too small

>Who will be cast in the eventual remake?
Didn't they do a thing looking for the new elvira a few years ago?

not bad at all.

Why did she stop posting youtube vids. I miss those titties

God I miss her

I miss her bros ;_;

From what I can gather
>got married (to some super rich guy apparently)
>wanted to get away from all the attention and videos
>her agent technically owns the 'miss hannah minx' brand or some shit
>her videos won't get deleted but she doesn't have to make any more

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Is this from BTAS?

Also got pregnant.

Probably Cara Delvigne or some other talentless actress that doesn't look like the character in the slightest.

They look so firm.

>those massive tips ballooning
jfc

It should be illegal for her to not make lactation and pregnancy videos.

Daddario feels that she's too small for the part

>milkers thread

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jesus christ whats her name again?

Are those real?

Theyre real big

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Claire Sinclair

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Theres no fucking way that a remake would have the cleavage, they wouldnt allow it today.
Backlash would be too much

What are good Elvira porn?

The patriarchy can't tell women what to do. They'll show even MORE cleavage just to prove them wrong

how will chestlets ever recover?

too fat and too old

Damn, they got us.

yes

Has to be Mammario.
, and (nice digits btw) are too thick.
Elvira has always been skinny with a figure and nice set of tits.

Felicia Day

Nailed it

I don't get what people find attractive about her.

Whoever it is I hope she's really hairy.

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She could curl up in a ball and play this one's left breast

I wonder how big she'll let them get before she gets them reduced.

Huh. A friend met and hung out with the original actress at some con. She still goes around the con circuit.

100% this. Elvira herself saw so much potential in Hannah she did her own parody of her. Now Hannah has disappeared, but if I could choose anyone in the world to take Cassandra Peterson's place in the role it would be Hannah Minx.

That chick looks REALLY strange when she's not wearing the makeup. She looks good with the makeup, but damn she is fuckin' weird looking without it.

t. a gay

t. a homosex

Elvira herself was 38 when her movie was released

I don't know what you're talking about. That's a very pretty lady. Puts most of Hollywood's "beauties" to shame.

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Why do people think Christina Hendricks is suited to any role which involves tits? Christina is far too heavy for the role, and does not have the right personality or demeanor at all.

Naw. Even my gay friend whonmet her says she is still gorgeous. user is just retarded.

Minxy reminds me of a more bubbly version cosplay girl I used to know.

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her tits always looked like they would look horrendous outside of clothes.

Not even close. Big tits alone don't cut it. This girl looks dead inside. Elvira has personality.

They're probably very floppy and saggy.

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t. a fag

i remember watching this scene a few years ago, they don't play up the elvira angle at all and her shitty wig just falls off part way into it.
fucking shit scene, fuck you ex pig fatty larkin

There really isnt a upper limit

There is a girl floating around by the name of BustyXXXjenny or something like that where her tits are literally the size of two small mopeds and when she sits down the spill out over her knees nipples are thumb sized

Its fucking crazy, gigantomastia, macromastia and breast hypertrophy is fucking amazing

some B cup flavor of the month with a titanium pushup bra

they are pretty saggy she had old bikini vids you could see

I came here to post this, yeah in the still it looks kinda hot but the goddamn wig is off in like 2 minutes.

I would have crushed on her so hard in highschool and then never asked her out and been like "why can't she see how great the REAL ME is" while literally never speaking even one word to her

It's bustyyyjenny and I've fapped to her videos several times.

Big sad eyes.

The biggest

Did you make a very similar post in a similar thread some months ago?

gigantic, jiggling...uh...eyes

Yeah. She looks good in make up and has great tits. Aside from that, she's a garbage performer and her generic fetish shit may as well just be generic hardcore videos.

I knew her niece. I worshipped her, she thought I was a creep.

Are you a creep?

>Implying based elvira didn't absolutely own her sexuality

These look tasty there, but they're not so fun when free.

breh, they are free there. I bet you her big sloppy tits are probably the good looking kind of big sloppy tits.

I think we know who the perfect choice is

As long as Screenjunkies isn't involved.

>he hasn't seen her videos

ywn have a qt goth gf in hs

Basically just a good excuse for a good ol' tits thread eh? ;)

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Need more Claire webms

Think "she" has a special surprise.

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I don't know who she is, so she probably does normie porn.