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>fedora in dramatic black and white lighting.jpg
awaiting the uncle poster to start crying
FACT: The British army has NEVER defeated the IRA
>white """""""people""""""""
business idea: british einsatzgruppen/waffen-ss to patrol and subdue ireland
we really need to build a foot bridge from calais to dover
Huns on Suicide Watch
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>antisemitism
Up the RA!
how do Ethiopians feel about Jews?
Why are the soles of american shoes so thick
Like no joke their mens sneakers almost give you as much height as high heels
SCUUUUUUUUM GAAAAAAAAAAANG
what are the benefits of cucumber water over regular water
because americans are manlet mutts
Israel is best ally.
>be me
>Oxford Bender
>talking to a cute asian boy, arrange a date
>go to a japanese restaurant
>hes super cute, about 5'3, nice personality
skip ahead a bit
>in bed
>making out
>feel 2 bumps beneath his shirt
>ask "wait... uh... what gender are you?"
>ITS A FUCKIN GIRL
>she gets really upset and i have to cuddle her and say sorry a lot before she cheers up again
>this whole time she still looks like a boy to me
>my dick is very confused but is still pretty hard
>SHE feels it
>SHE smiles and starts touching it
>SHE asks if i want to have sex with HER (female)
>am really confused but i dont want to upset her so i say yes
>strip her off
>shes got those cute inverted nipple things you see in porn sometimes
>she hasnt got a dick, just a vagina
>try putting my dick into her (female) vagina
>it feels kinda good
>have sex for about 35min
>im not very good and i have a lot of trouble with the anatomy (lots of normal gay sex positions dont work so well for this)
>even try eating her out at one point which was bizarre
>suddenly i start freaking out and i pull out and go soft and she cuddles me and tells me its ok for a bit because i was honestly close to crying
>fall asleep together
>wake up in the morning and make this post while shes in the shower
im just really confused and lowkey upset
this is so weird ;(((
cleans the vagina
>what are the benefits of cucumber water over regular water
i DESPISE white 'people'
nope
printing that one off to read later
chadbol
Gerry Adams is the GREATEST man to have ever came from the British Isles.
what are the benefits of coconut water over regular water
liked this
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Just had porridge for brekkie for the first time since I was 12 or something. Fantastic.
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Are you an actual black Ethiopian or an expat?
hopefully this is the beginning of your conversion to heterosexuality
I've posted loads of pics. I am descended from great Zulu warriors of old
he's an expat black American
Why are you buying at thick soled sneakers? Shoes intended for basketball have much thicker soles to cheat the game a bit but otherwise the soles arent thick for athletic shoes.
we woke up one morning, and fell a little further down. for sure, it was the valley of death. i opened up my wallet, and it is full of blood.
*dabs*
ello my name is frog
i op you enjoy bladerunner 2048
youtube.com
give it back
World Cup in 3 months lads.
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if fags could be cured of their homosex illness, they would do it in a heartbeat
fact
I'm 1/27th Irish and I support Irish independence.
Imagine having grandchildren
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ireland will never, EVER be united lmao
imagine having kids
the bolshevik revolution was overwhelmingly jewish
takes one to know one
*destroys you in the name of NATIONAL FURRYISM*
imagine ACTUALLY being irish
jesus wept
Michael Wolff is a jew
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LOVE the sting in the eyes you get when you pee into a freshly bleached toilet
Anyone else?
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FACT jews are the most powerful race
mad innit
when your whole identity is derived from not being British
it's like Yanks whose whole identity is derived from what foreign country their heritage is traced to
can /brit/ determine the reason?
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if scotland yard can't what makes you think I can you fucking melt
Those yanks are exceedingly rare. Keep in mind most people here are so dumb they dont even know the countries their ancestors emigrated from exist
Started watching movies using subtitles sometimes just to catch particular words, now I can barely watch a movie without them.
Wonder if I've disabled myself in some way.
love how the old commie poster had arabs and nogs on them
as if they could build a state as powerful as stalin's ussr lmao
someone mutt this fool
20% more nonwhites
>whose whole identity is derived from what foreign country their heritage is traced
imagine being so obsessed with this that you move to fucking ethiopia lmao
*rubs ur belly w/ my tail* :3
i'm 100% confidant you can
>imagine
lets not and say we didnt
Isn't Irelands largest immigrant population white Brits?
White flight abandon ship lol
metoo
that would make london 123% non white
bored of Mount & Blade lads
love melting pots me
*wonders how many shitskins are ITT*
Hello 2005
reminder that NI is British
part and parcel
*raises poo fingers*
Picked up a new chess set in the city today, among other things
played anno domini 1257?
*smashes down the entrance to /brit/*
that big one can just shash the
looks noice
IRA pride!
imagine believing this
imagine doing a big poo and then realising it's the same colour as your skin lol
>beggar is a job
>Cut through the bigotry of a vocal minority, and there are some pretty uplifting football chants to be heard in England nowadays. Particularly popular at Liverpool is one dedicated to an Arab striker.
>It contains the lines: “If he’s good enough for you/He’s good enough for me/If he scores another few/Then I’ll be Muslim too,” and ends with the words: “He’s sitting in the mosque/That’s where I want to be.”
>Those who revere “Egyptian King” Mohamed Salah – the subject of the song – are not just paying tribute to arguably the best player in the Premier League at the moment. They’re also adhering to a distinctly British tradition of tolerance and respect. This should be cause for immense national pride.
Rorke's going to lose his mind over this one
based
we told you being gay was a choice lad
It's a job
how do they clean their bum then
>They’re also adhering to a distinctly British tradition of tolerance and respect.
A proud tradition dating back to our country's birth in 2007.
Got a Masters in panhandling with a minor in banditry
“A culture that doesn't believe in God but does insist that He created all persons equally is increasingly going to have to discourage snickering with the lash.”
The instrumental for Keke is quite good tbf
SEETHING
this happens to me when i have green poo
NIGGAS IFFY UH