Don't mind me, just being a Mary Sue

Don't mind me, just being a Mary Sue.

You are a May-Ree Sue

And you sir, are a hairy poo

TAKE THAT BACK!!!!

Rey is a Mary sue. This guy was a part of war from the age of 5, and was a sellsword for decades. Rey's some no name sand nigger who collects trash for a living who could suddenly into everything.

>Mary-sue when it's a female character.
>Not a mary-sue when it's a male character.
Hmmmmmmmmmm.

Never heard of men called Mary.

why cant women understand what mary sues are

You need a Mary Sue when the enemy has dragons and teleporting Mongolians

Rickon?

As long as he fucks up Dany's shit that's fine by me.

this faggot is gonna die LOL, I'm so glad, le smug mercenary man, ajjj lmau fuck off with this turboshitter

name one got character that isn't a """""mary sue"""""

he's upset reddit so its all good

you do realize no main character died in that battle, right?

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Yeah but he clearly is the battle wide MVP.
And he's been working against character flaw when he lost his big bag of gold and yet decided to fulfill his mission then save his boss from a fucking dragon.

> Mary-Sue?
> Never heard of her but i'll impregnate the bitch

>tfw I have this hairline in my twenties

his character flaw is a meme

what point in the story did he refuse to do something because someone wasn't paying enough or betraying his friends for money?

Hasn't happened and won't happen. It's just talk

24 and my hairline isn't much better than Bronn's, probably going to start shaving the whole thing in 3 years max, I feel your pain

>Avoid conflicts he knows he can't win (e.g. fighting the mountain)
>Signs up for the easy jobs
>Had a couple lucky shots at blackwater and on the supply raid

Wow, everything is really handed to him

>he knows he can't win

I think he had a decent chance, but I'm a huge Bronn fag

Well I think the show is sort of implying that he isn't as much in for the money as he himself implies, but he does have limits, like when he couldn't fight the Mountain for Tyrion because he figures he wouldn't stand a chance against him

Against the Mountain? Nah bro. Oberyn and Sandor can beat him. Jaime with both hands, Garlan Tyrell and Barristan could maybe do it. Prime Barristan would obviously spank him but Whitebeard version it's more dubious.

RIP bag of gold, you will be missed.

he's never been to italy then

>tfw people think I'm in my early thirties
>actually in mid-twenties

A-At least they say I look manly...

Dany

Bronn himself stated he had a slim chance. Something like he could win, but any small mistake would've been fatal, so he didn't really want to take the risk.