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SWEETIE

funny little cartoon for the lads x

>tfw 24
>still crushing on Avril Laveene

How many times per week do you cry?
Twice for me
Sunday night, and Monday morning

got a hideous physique desu lads

fascist primitivism where eugenics is practised to refine and revive the neanderthal bloodline

not a soychild so i don't cry

Any one else suffer from hairy back

last cried 7 years ago when my cat died

Once a month if I'm smashed beyond recognition

post tummy

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no

don't get it

i cry myself to sleep every 2 or 3 months

haven't had a dream in a long time

independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/china-president-two-terms-xi-jinping-communist-party-remove-consecutive-2023-latest-a8227371.html
hilarious how even under communism orientals can't escape their inherent need for a dynasty

women are evil

wrists are tiny lads barely over 6" honestly want to leap to my death

Need a bigger version

>science is awesome!

If our consciousness resides within our brains how-come we don't feel wet all the time

*walks into saloon*

>women are evil because they don't want to have sex with me

women are evil because they don't want to have sex with me

had a crush on amy mcdonald when i was younger

...

femoid just messaged me asking me to fuck her but women are still evil

>tfw you tip the waitress extra and she doesn't give you a blowie in the restaurant bathroom

started talking to a girl on bumble
she's so upbeat and positive it's making me sad

clearly the writer doesn't realise that the whole point of the song is to show that even though the fans hate muslims, they love Salah so much that they're joking about embracing muslim culture because of him

don't forget what's bubbling under the surface

women are more intelligent than men

the soy prog rock
the grug punk

good advice thank you

real men cry at least once per month

damn, couldn't commit to the girl I was seeng so had to end it last night

Didn't want to stop seeing her but felt like a selfish git

Miss her already :(

Women tend to fall pretty reliably in the middle of the intelligence spectrum. But whilst they often avoid the abysmal lows of male stupidity, they also never reach the same dizzying highs as a bonafide male genius.

bumble? is this the new tinder?

no worries King

no idea what that is as a point of reference

just did a compare
my wrist is almost all of a smoke
you're a hairy hobbit frodo

same principle but when you get a match, women have to message first within 24hrs or match disappears

hate women

brendan looks uncomfortable

i accidentally had sex with a woman last night
still cant quite believe it

it's a short cigarette, camel crush

*smiles*

Was it good?

Why do you prefer Asian lads?

like a regal filter
thicc lad

i think it's time I left this virginal runt general, goodbye, glue fodder
*floats away into the heavens*

the chad experimental hip hop

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You know he was molested? Our poor angel was sent spiraling down by

what's he thinking about?

my first ever boyfriend was asian, i think thats why

i dont remember being particularly into asians before him

brown people don't belong in europe

cat things

look at the average death grips fan
essentially both grug and soy

being gay is a literal meme

he looks comfy

shut up you battyman

bp is best

good post

you're confusing average death grips fan with average redditor death grips fan

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youtube.com/watch?v=asUyK6JWt9U

idk
the anatomy was weird, i couldnt quite figure it out

i guess it was neat that you dont need lube

how the FUCK is Oxford so charismatic?

he literally shags girls whilst trying to avoid it

>confusing x with x
hmm

His devil may care disposition. Gays are turbonormies

Cara now looks like a chavvy 12 year old boy

nobody, and i mean ABSOLUTELY NOBODY actually 100% unironically likes death grips. if you're a "fan" there's always an element of reddity irony in it. it's simply not good music, it's barely music at all. it is objectively fucking terrible and if you call yourself a fan you can either fuck off back to r*ddit or kill yourself, preferably the latter

cara

looks like a young liam gallagher

maisie

>nobody, and i mean ABSOLUTELY NOBODY actually 100% unironically likes death grips. if you're a "fan" there's always an element of reddity irony in it. it's simply not good music, it's barely music at all. it is objectively fucking terrible and if you call yourself a fan you can either fuck off back to r*ddit or kill yourself, preferably the latter

listening to Weezer lads

feel like i'm 17 again

what's the most you'd spend on something frivolous? For me its probably about $5k on a good watch

THIS IS GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR TOM

cara is the reason i joined the alt right

its very riddet but some of its really good
nothing remotely chad about it though

>nobody, and i mean ABSOLUTELY NOBODY actually 100% unironically likes death grips. if you're a "fan" there's always an element of reddity irony in it. it's simply not good music, it's barely music at all. it is objectively fucking terrible and if you call yourself a fan you can either fuck off back to r*ddit or kill yourself, preferably the latter

1. Beach Boys
2. Oasis
3. Radiohead
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90001. The Beatles

cara is /schizoid/

>fearing what you don't understand

haha

was playing wtwsms earlier. the danes migrated to britain and the angles conquered denmark. so now the kingdom of danmark is where england should be and the kingdom of angloland is where denmark should be. utter madness.

1. The Clash
2. The Rolling Stones
3. The Sex Pistols
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90001. The Red Hot Chilli Peppers

radiohead = beatles > beach boys >>>> oasis
no idea what the appeal of oasis is really

>Gays are turbonormies

Unironically thought "death grips" meant gripping your dick too hard while having a wank

>nobody, and i mean ABSOLUTELY NOBODY actually 100% unironically likes death grips. if you're a "fan" there's always an element of reddity irony in it. it's simply not good music, it's barely music at all. it is objectively fucking terrible and if you call yourself a fan you can either fuck off back to r*ddit or kill yourself, preferably the latter

>people with mental illnesses can't be normies

6ix9ine >>>> whatever shit you listen to

diagnosed with autism but VERY paranoid i'm actually schizoid gang

to quench my thirst

middleaged single gays are all without exception fucked up creeps because of how hard they repressed themselves in the 70s when gaystuff was illegal

honestly cant wait for them all to die off, they give the rest of us benders a bad name

what watch would you waste 5k on?
1k gets you a reasonable second hand speedmaster