Flintstones #3 Storytime

Are you ready?

NO! I'm not ready at all!

Mandatory ad.

YES!

Mandatory Dino variant.
THEN GET READY, BOY! RIDE IS STARTING AND I LOVE WHERE WE'RE GOING!

>school name
;-;

>that satellite

take my soul-ready

Takeoff!

Where are my aliens, NASA?

Commercialism bad. Bad!

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>that Bowie reference

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MONKEYS IN OUTER SPAAAAACE!
PROTECTING THE FREEDOM OF THE HUMAN RACE

Looks like they like it here, huh.

Fucking hell!

They like it here A LOT.

Rude, alien dude.

GERALD
E
R
A
L
D
Still second best god.

I didn't watch many Flintstones cartoons so this is the first time I see Bamm Bamm say something that isn't... Bamm Bamm.

Ayy.

Oh thank fuck. I thought we were going to go full Euro refugee crisis commentary there for a second.

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damn that's dark

>space brits

You and me, senpai.

Classic Bamm Bamm, always using blunt force to solve problems.

>Brittish people visit Poland

Is this the first time Yabba Dabba is used in this comic?

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no

so... is the message anti-muslim?
that would be refreshing

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How will the Great Gazoo appear and fix this

Wait. Is that straight-up murder? Fucking ET ISIS infiltrating the community!

Flex Mentallo joining the Doom Patrol???

[F]

This series is way better than it has any right to be.

This by far the best Hanna Barbera comic book!

I saw it and acted like I didn't.

RIP Joe.

NOOOOOOOOOOO

yeah, it's amazing

so is it about Chinese tourists?

user, do you know lottery numbers?

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NOOOOOOO

JOOOOOOOOOOOE!!!

fucking teenager man

The fuck have you been? wake the fuck up

brittish muslims

Are they Asian version of British tourists?

Fin. Support this comic or Peaches will smite you.

best joke

Jesus, this got more liberal with death than I thought it would. Half expected them to reatomize everyone or something

Nah it's about Brazilian tour groups

Wow, this book is really fucking dark.

Sometimes, you read a comic so deeply affecting and audacious that you can't believe that it was a real experience and it was all part of a nightmare where you read a strange comic book.

Thanks, OP. That was messed up.

DAMN IT, NOT JOE!

No, it's a criticism of all those obnoxious teens/youngs adults who go to Mexico for spring break to cause trouble.

I actually kinda like that it's got some dark humor, but more impressed the writer manages to pull it off without being tryhard 2edgy4u.

nonsense any story that involves people coming from somewhere else is always about Muslims.

I'm always hyped for these storytimes.

>Barney is so ripped ge doesn't even react to getting punched right in the stomach

Your all looking for a metaphor deeper then there is its literaly about spring break.

>game warden
Holy fuck my sides

Joe got what he wanted

>>school name

Oh my god. That's brilliantly ghoulish.

>it's the turtle that orbits the sun, duh
I don't know why I love this

I know where Flex Mentallo started. Don't be an asshole.

NO IT'S MUSLIMS IT'S ALWAYS MUSLIMS

YOU KNOW HOW MUSLIMS GO TO TIJUANA AND GO "SPRING BREAK, SPRING BREAK" MUSLIMS LOVE GETTING DRUNK ON SPRING BREAK THEY ALWAYS PARTY THEY NEVER STOP PARTYING

"SPRING BREAK" THEY SAY AND WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING THEY ADD "for the glory of allah"

Slate's first name is NATE, not George.

And while he was a real hardnose, Slate was never about ruling others

aren't we a metaphorical spring break for muslims?
after all, it's not like they work?

>Great Gazoo is the defender of Earth
>Yabba Dabba Doo is a coping mechanism
>Dino being cute mimicking Fred in the background
>Gerald continuity
This book continues to be great, to bad it'll get cancelled soon

who is Gerald?

I'll be a little bit sad if this doesn't lead to seeing The Great Gazoo.

Exactly. This comic is DARK, but it's not something like killing pregnant women or that such. It's pretty solid dark humor.

The invisible god from issue 2

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ah, somehow forgotten about it

fucking cosmic chavs

Hahahah what the fuck I love this series so much.

Harambe did not die for this.

At least his worries are over.

And he went out a hero

How is this book allowed to be this good?

Someone must've fucked up somehow.

WHY
IS THIS
SO GOOD
I DON'T GET IT

>Tell my wife I love her very much
I got that reference.

When this book gets cancelled, I'll legitimately cry. Literally nothing bad about this book. Also..DC needs to sign Mark to a exclusive.

He really was Major Tom.

JOOOOOOEEEEEE

Having the suicidal guy die got a little dark for me.

This book is so fucking good. Please don't be fucking Prez 2.0 and get cancelled early despite being so good....please DC.

Flintstones>Scooby>Future Quest>>>>>Wacky

Anyone got the sales numbers for the HB stuff far? What kinda numbers would DC be looking for tor keep the books going?

>Next Issue: Animal Appliances in Revolt

2001 On the Patch
Caveman Sagen

This scene with Joe really connects with me.

I'm marrying this book, just so everyone knows.

We're eloping in the Spring.

>he went out a hero
That he did user that he did.

Flinstones debuted about 15,000 issues higher than Prez, so it might settle above the cancellation threshold, keeping in mind that Prez debuted around 28,000 and sank to 7000 by the end.

Tourists no matter where they come from are usually obnoxious assholes

I dare you to find a better book out this week