Are you ready?
Flintstones #3 Storytime
NO! I'm not ready at all!
Mandatory ad.
YES!
Mandatory Dino variant.
THEN GET READY, BOY! RIDE IS STARTING AND I LOVE WHERE WE'RE GOING!
>school name
;-;
>that satellite
take my soul-ready
Takeoff!
Where are my aliens, NASA?
Commercialism bad. Bad!
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>that Bowie reference
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MONKEYS IN OUTER SPAAAAACE!
PROTECTING THE FREEDOM OF THE HUMAN RACE
Looks like they like it here, huh.
Fucking hell!
They like it here A LOT.
Rude, alien dude.
GERALD
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A
L
D
Still second best god.
I didn't watch many Flintstones cartoons so this is the first time I see Bamm Bamm say something that isn't... Bamm Bamm.
Ayy.
Oh thank fuck. I thought we were going to go full Euro refugee crisis commentary there for a second.
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damn that's dark
>space brits
You and me, senpai.
Classic Bamm Bamm, always using blunt force to solve problems.
>Brittish people visit Poland
Is this the first time Yabba Dabba is used in this comic?
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no
so... is the message anti-muslim?
that would be refreshing
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How will the Great Gazoo appear and fix this
Wait. Is that straight-up murder? Fucking ET ISIS infiltrating the community!
Flex Mentallo joining the Doom Patrol???
[F]
This series is way better than it has any right to be.
This by far the best Hanna Barbera comic book!
I saw it and acted like I didn't.
RIP Joe.
NOOOOOOOOOOO
yeah, it's amazing
so is it about Chinese tourists?
user, do you know lottery numbers?
F
NOOOOOOO
JOOOOOOOOOOOE!!!
fucking teenager man
The fuck have you been? wake the fuck up
brittish muslims
Are they Asian version of British tourists?
Fin. Support this comic or Peaches will smite you.
best joke
Jesus, this got more liberal with death than I thought it would. Half expected them to reatomize everyone or something
Nah it's about Brazilian tour groups
Wow, this book is really fucking dark.
Sometimes, you read a comic so deeply affecting and audacious that you can't believe that it was a real experience and it was all part of a nightmare where you read a strange comic book.
Thanks, OP. That was messed up.
DAMN IT, NOT JOE!
No, it's a criticism of all those obnoxious teens/youngs adults who go to Mexico for spring break to cause trouble.
I actually kinda like that it's got some dark humor, but more impressed the writer manages to pull it off without being tryhard 2edgy4u.
nonsense any story that involves people coming from somewhere else is always about Muslims.
I'm always hyped for these storytimes.
>Barney is so ripped ge doesn't even react to getting punched right in the stomach
Your all looking for a metaphor deeper then there is its literaly about spring break.
>game warden
Holy fuck my sides
Joe got what he wanted
>>school name
Oh my god. That's brilliantly ghoulish.
>it's the turtle that orbits the sun, duh
I don't know why I love this
I know where Flex Mentallo started. Don't be an asshole.
NO IT'S MUSLIMS IT'S ALWAYS MUSLIMS
YOU KNOW HOW MUSLIMS GO TO TIJUANA AND GO "SPRING BREAK, SPRING BREAK" MUSLIMS LOVE GETTING DRUNK ON SPRING BREAK THEY ALWAYS PARTY THEY NEVER STOP PARTYING
"SPRING BREAK" THEY SAY AND WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING THEY ADD "for the glory of allah"
Slate's first name is NATE, not George.
And while he was a real hardnose, Slate was never about ruling others
aren't we a metaphorical spring break for muslims?
after all, it's not like they work?
>Great Gazoo is the defender of Earth
>Yabba Dabba Doo is a coping mechanism
>Dino being cute mimicking Fred in the background
>Gerald continuity
This book continues to be great, to bad it'll get cancelled soon
who is Gerald?
I'll be a little bit sad if this doesn't lead to seeing The Great Gazoo.
Exactly. This comic is DARK, but it's not something like killing pregnant women or that such. It's pretty solid dark humor.
The invisible god from issue 2
F
ah, somehow forgotten about it
fucking cosmic chavs
Hahahah what the fuck I love this series so much.
Harambe did not die for this.
At least his worries are over.
And he went out a hero
How is this book allowed to be this good?
Someone must've fucked up somehow.
WHY
IS THIS
SO GOOD
I DON'T GET IT
>Tell my wife I love her very much
I got that reference.
When this book gets cancelled, I'll legitimately cry. Literally nothing bad about this book. Also..DC needs to sign Mark to a exclusive.
He really was Major Tom.
JOOOOOOEEEEEE
Having the suicidal guy die got a little dark for me.
This book is so fucking good. Please don't be fucking Prez 2.0 and get cancelled early despite being so good....please DC.
Flintstones>Scooby>Future Quest>>>>>Wacky
Anyone got the sales numbers for the HB stuff far? What kinda numbers would DC be looking for tor keep the books going?
>Next Issue: Animal Appliances in Revolt
2001 On the Patch
Caveman Sagen
This scene with Joe really connects with me.
I'm marrying this book, just so everyone knows.
We're eloping in the Spring.
>he went out a hero
That he did user that he did.
Flinstones debuted about 15,000 issues higher than Prez, so it might settle above the cancellation threshold, keeping in mind that Prez debuted around 28,000 and sank to 7000 by the end.
Tourists no matter where they come from are usually obnoxious assholes
I dare you to find a better book out this week