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Fuck your Union Jack
We want our country back

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kino

Look hideous in mirrors
Look hideous in photos
Look hideous in person

don't understand how you can lose a war to emus

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Kill ALL Huns

Come out ye black and tans

Would never do anything about my appearance out of fear people would think I cared about my appearance
Took to grade 11 to make an attempt at styling my hair
Not sure where that fear came from

Audit a philosophy course at a local school. You have to discuss this stuff to understand it. Most of the time I'd show up to class totally lost.

haha amazing

peekaboo!

>see my shadow
>Can see the outline of my face, especially the nose
Hideous

nuke ireland imo lads

any LG g6 man in

Gerry Adams should unironically be PM of the UK

tues night wigan will grigg etc at home will be alot better still nothing to play for but hopefully they will bring some fans down and will make for more of a spectacle
yeh football was really bad they just kept kicking the ball away over and over again
so many moaners in the crowd aswell i had this fruitcake lady behind me must have been 30/40s spent the whole second half screaming abuse at the players and our darrell

woke up today and I don't feel any better so I'm going to jump out my window

butter my arse

so he can bring in more pakis?

going to listen to 6ix9ine on repeat the entire day bye

>screen goes black
>slam it shut and pace around the room

Please advise how I can behave more "white"

feel miserable lads. just had the last week off toil and now i'm back in the thick of it tomorrow. just want to be done with life.

poo!!!!!

me and the gf

Nothing wrong with seeing England crumble. It's what you get for oppressing the world for hundreds of years.

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Me on the left

I have the power of God and anime on my side

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be entitled and self righteous at the same time

you can't get more paki than never watching your local football team play but going to watch them at wembley

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me on the right

PSYCHOSOCIAL
PSYCHOSOCIAL
PSYCHOSOCIAL
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Excellent editions this morn


Cute girl from uni wants to confess something to me but is afraid to say it first in case I don't think the same way. Wonder what it is.

i keep meaning to go to the church down the road on a sunday morning. just something different you know. what do they actually do

>oppressing the world
only subhuman pooskins moan about imperialism because their own countries were too shit to conquer anything

she thinks you're a nonce

I watched them at Spotland Stadium Vs Spurs last Sunday and I plan on attending many more games this season AND purchasing a season ticket for next

what I think is me on the left
actual me on the right

they give out free gfs on the third sunday of every month

went to the FA cup semi final at Wembley in 2010 ama

Probably wants to peg you while you wear a hijab

would love to see dua lipa get blacked lads

>vs spurs
See what I'm getting at lad?

left = me in mirror

right = me in a photograph

>Gandy claims he never got laid before modelling

Also implies there is nothing to gain from being colonized. Where would the Brits be without Norman and Roman invasion?

love esoteric irish memes

Another week of toil is nearly here lad.

decided i'll get drunk today to stave off the toildread

>Norman
>gain
Scourge of the Earth, the Normans.

they warred and raped each other for millennia mate. and still do to this very day.

blacks were enslaving each other for centuries before europeans and arabs arrived. in fact, many african kings were incredibly resistant to british efforts to dismantle the atlantic slave trade.

back's all fucked from centuries of colonialism
the burden was too heavy for this white man
damn you brown shits

Got reported to HR again lads

>exchange emails with colleague i don't know
>for one email he simply puts 'Lovely stuff'
>assume it's an Alan Partridge reference
>reply 'Butter my arse!'
>he fucking reports it

Jesus wept does no one have a sense of humour?

all of that is working class English culture
get your own

>where would the Brits be without Norman
colonising alpha centari by now

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hm

It's British culture actually

fucking spacker

>kill yourselves hat twats

be grateful you little shit

>english culture
Doesn't exist.

Interviewer: What would you consider one of your strengths?
Me: I perform under pressure
Interviewer: Can you give me an example?
Me: *deep breath*

Mm ba ba de
Um bum da de
Um bu bu bum da de

PRESSURE, pushing down on me

Put the butter knife down, Hamza

why can't we just give northern ireland back? fucking hate them paddies, not even grateful for all the shit we've done, just fuck off

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>esoteric Irish memes
"no"

alright keep your hair on willy mcdouglas

recall this post from many moons ago

Won't be clicking that link.

my poos are like that after guinness desu

fuck off hat twat

actually screaming at the need to draw a second panel for an angle view

just imagine someone sitting there drawing this.
he was probably fucking paid as well.

would hire

roaring

on the train to newcastle, AMA

Like norn irn
Seems like the only part of the UK that isn't full of nonces

any emigrant lads wanna give me advice on how to get a job abroad?

being messed around in this country under the geneva convention 2bh.

>half catholic

my condolences

IMAGINE not having a driver's licence

Thoughts?

so let's say someone wanted to visit the united kingdom, what would be the best place for that person to go for, say, a week or two?

how do planes work?

i've no idea how people manage to draw this kind of thing without feeling immense shame and embarrassment. they must have no dignity

had it for years without having a car hah

Take a photo of the qties for us

no one place is good enough for 2 weeks

magnetism

English teacher/sexpat in China
Do some 2 day ESL course online and you'll already be overqualified

Just got honourary white status on Sup Forums

I'm a proper fan how though and I'll go to as many games as I can going forward (every home game next season)

don't come here, we're full

Imagine having to draw or sculpt the penis of Christ

preston

do a few days each in several places

my only qualm would be that someone might recognise my artstyle and connect the drawing to me
if someone offered me the ability to draw, in exchange for having to draw something like that once a month with the promise it would never be tied to my normal work i'd take it.

vile

smelly frenchman

Had my license for 5 years before I got a car
Then I sold it 6 months later cos I couldn't afford it

Milton Keynes, city of dreams.

what if the ghosts of your ancestors were looking over your shoulder as you drew