*contributes nothing of value to cinema for the past century*
*contributes nothing of value to cinema for the past century*
Werner Herzog you fucking pleb
we're busy ruining our country
Das Boot. (I agree with you for the most part though).
hard to hold a camera with people raping you and such
*doesn't let you watch the Twin Peaks leak*
his best films are adaptations of previous works and they're still no better than 7/10
tut mir leid
German cinema was booming in the 1930s and 40s but we know how that ended
Run Lola Run was a top 3 movie of the 1990s so give em a break!
What did you just say, Tommy?
Why should Germany always pull the weight?
>not watching Gabelstaplerkino
herzog
fassbinder
lang
wenders
murnau
damn i thought there was more
>his best films are adaptations of previous works
what?
>not Jaeger
INTO DAS TRASHENBINNEN IT GOES.
don't forget Rainer Werner Fassbinder
*entire country burned to the ground so that they won't control Europe*
*hand them control with the EU so they can control Europe*
What did they mean by this?
European movies are shit in general, especially french artsy bullshit
You mean the 20s before they banned fun
how could you forget petersen with troy and das boot?
1. troy is shit
2. das boot isnt even in the top 10 best war films of all time
>german film peaked in the 20s
france forced the eu and the euro onto them so that they wouldn't grow to strong alone and would be dependent on other nations
Aguirre Wrath of God and this
>cinema
>value
das boot is the best war movie of all time you pleb
it was Spain and Greece that fucked them up
lol. you people.
Troy is bad. The neverending story was great tho. He also did poseidon 2006 lol
>das boot isnt even in the top 10 best war films of all time
Get the fuck out of my board, roastie
ah yes, the pinnacle of german cinematography
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Hans
Zimmer
Are you saying it didn't?
"Monarch" is German underground Kino
look up the 2+4 negotiations. In made sense from their perspective
no i'm saying it did
weimar produced good film and led to fascism at the same time
uuuuuh, kind of a dodgy question
german cinema and tv is absolutly terrible because we dub everyhing. every tv show every movie we actually bother to see is foreign. there is no value to having something be a *german* movie. the lip synch is so good you most of the time don't even notice it.
also you are a faggot downfall was good
>i don't understand it
>must be bad
every time
It's funny how a "film board" clearly doesn't care about films. Toni Erdman was one of the highest rated movies of the last year. It appeared on numerous top 10 critics lists.
>The film was named as the best film of the year by the French magazine Cahiers du cinéma.[8] The British film magazine Sight & Sound also named Toni Erdmann as the best film of 2016 in its poll of 163 critics worldwide.[37] In a 2016 international critics' poll conducted by BBC, the film alongside with Requiem for a Dream and the film version of Carlos were tied together and were three voted together as the 100 greatest motion pictures since 2000. It also topped the American magazine Film Comment's Best Films of 2016 poll.[9] The New York Times’s chief film critics, A. O. Scott and Manohla Dargis, included it in their own lists.[38]
It was also one of the highest rated films from Cannes (even if it didn't win anything).
Macht seine Filme übrigens in Amerika
Sounds like a win win
Hi Olli
oh right, and toni erdmann
>trusting jdcar.
That site didn't even know yasim paige is a qt jewess.
>Cannes
>value
???
This board is 50% capeshit at most hours if you hadn't noticed.
what are you trying to say user?
wtf jordana is a jewess?
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WOW ONE POLITICALLY CORRECT SJW PROPAGANDA PIECE GOT HIGH REVIEWS GERMANY IS LITERALLY SAVING CINEMA!!!!!!11 xD
toni erdman was shit and you're a poseur if you think otherwise
I liked run lola run
APOLOGIZE UND KNEEL BEFORE THE PINNACLE OF TEUTONIC KINÖGRAFIE
"23" is the only decent hacker movie ever made.
It's historically accurate, technically accurate AND thrilling.
>POLITICALLY CORRECT SJW PROPAGANDA PIECE
>essen mein wichs von keks
fuck off
This time we'll gas you for real, mordechai
Is that Viggo Mortensen
This thread is just recommendation bait, isn't it?
It's capeshit and very mainstream classics. Threads about contemporary cinema are almost nonexistent, but at the same time we have threads how much modern films sucks (eve if most people don't even watch them).
Its legit a berlin film festival entry. The director is a white german. Michael Nyqvuist and Bruhl aren't jewish nor is anyone I noticed in the film.
kys
>at the same time we have threads how much modern films sucks (eve if most people don't even watch them)
Exactly, it's all posturing.
Did i look at Frans Biberkopf in Berlin-Alexanderplatz or not, not to mention Tatort, there's probably a lot more i have forgotten.
whats that one german kino where the woman is obsessed with sex and how her ass smelled?
>Tatort
Please.
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'Wenn der Pimmelpastor kommt'
Anti-Christ
It was also a piece of shit, and one of the worst films I've seen in recent memory.
There is a German film about a woman who falls in love with a wolf.
Tatort was on Swedish television for a couple of years but i just loved the Berlin Alexanderplats series, Frans Biberkopf was so wonderfully wicked and twisted and weak, a wonderful human portrait.
>Sup Forums tier thread
dude epic bantz lmao
>who is Rainer Weiner Fassbinder
>who is Edgar Reitz
>who is Werner Herzog
>who is Leni Riefenstahl
>who is Paul Wegener
>who is Ernst Lubitsch
>who is Lotte Reiniger
>who is Billy Wilder
>who is Fritz Lang
?
>contributes nothing of value to cinema for the past century
Also apparently can't count dead Jews for shit.
200-300 thousand
not that hard to count
Go back to Sup Forums.
Only good ones here are the Jews who fled to Hollywood
The German has no soul for art, they are a cold people
The Jews are so talented and good hearted though
Upload the leaked episode of Twin Peaks you dirty Krauts
Based Uwe Boll
The best movie about the german experience during the war was made by a fucking american
Totally forgot "Das Boot" you were just squeezing the armchair handles when the depth charges launched, will they make it or not.
>what is German romanticism
we were called the country of poets and thinkers by the french for a reason (before we bulked up and beat their asses of course)
>german experience
You mean, killing women and children?
>Lotte Reiniger
>no heart
Hahaha you motherfucker
ZE AVENGERS ARE NOT EGZISTING
RETARDED VIZARD IN ZE FOREST
RETARDED CHINESE ALI BABAS
what did he mean by this
don't make me laugh, cross of iron doesn't even have a real ending
>the lip sync is so good you most of the time don't notice it
You only think that because you grew up watching it. German dubs are as bad as dubs of any other language.
yeah this. once you've gotten used to watching everything in English, and then go back to dubs, it is absolutely jarring and completely pulls you out of the immersion because of how unnatural it sounds
As a German I hate German cinema but I enjoyed:
Das Leben der Anderen
Die Welle
...
Do you guys have like German Oscars or something? What kind of German movies are popular among your critics?
literally reddlt: the history lesson
all holocaust and ww2 movies are made by germany's history, you idiot
>who is Alfred Vohrer
>who is Helmut Käutner
>who is Veit Harlan
>who is Helmut Ashley
>who is Wolfgang Becker
>who is Ernst Hofbauer
>who is Roger Fritz
>who is Rudolf Thome
>who is Klaus Lemke
>who is Roland Klick
>who is Dominik Graf
>What kind of German movies are popular among your critics?
mainly romcomkino about german girls marrying young arabs, and all kinds of whacky intercultural shenanigans and misunderstandings go down, but in the end everything works out because diversity is great
also cop kino with lots of exploding cars on the autobahn
>the armchair handles
You can just say "arms of the chair." its a less awkward phrase.