/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

Leaping Lad Edition

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FIRST FOR BLUMPING MAN

>he didnt get cast

david lunch lol

Any requests for frenlo color variants

Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Sneeddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Agent Chuck never gets his store back. (Pic is evil Sneed feeding Chuck his seed)
Listen youtube.com/watch?v=3EB1SyZySeM [Open]

Who /egghead/ here?

lololol
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purple, white, and black

Part 3 best part

Do you need any money?

This is a kindhearted woman who was raped and murdered 25 years ago

Say something nice to her!!

Are you Laura Palmer?

muffined

Who was that old guy those two hitmen killed outside his doorstep?

how did Ray get the ring?

the warden that Coop threatened when he was in the slammah

lol beat it nerd

Checks out, thanks

The prison warden.

Mr. C literally asks Tim Roth to do it in the episode before it

the VFX in the lodge are fucking kino

Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back. (Pic is evil Cooper)
Listen youtu.be/pXth84G7dkM

Sorry, I was taking a selfie of me watching the new episode and didn't catch that one

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fucking HOT

Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that The Juicy Fruits recorded a song about Eddie Mitty that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Swan stole Winslow's music.(Pic is Beef)
Listen: youtu.be/DVKlGkVMxIM

First for
B L A C K G R A N D M A S

>need

Is Phillip Jeffries Mr. Strawberry?!?

I hope she's as nice of a person as she seems in photos

My nigga gots taste

Are you STILL adding spaces to beat my filter? You really need to grow up, son.

No, he was the ladyboy prostitute that the warden killed in a drug fueled rage. Mr. C knew so he blackmailed him.

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Candie is best girl no debate

Potato face

i'm feeling so sad for Sarah Palmer lately I just want her to be safe from the evil in her house. I'm not sure about this but i THINK the entire show is leading up to a moment of catharsis for her and it will be ultimately what the Return was for.

>tfw intelligent enough for Twin Peaks

Guard gave it to him.

oh yeah

how do you think the guard got it

Diane?

*blocks your path*

Guard got it from the warden.

Warden got it from Mr. Strawberry.

Mr. Strawberry got it from Jeffries.

Jeffries got it from we're not gonna talk about her.

*blocks your shit*

t. britcuck

>not 8

>candie
>can die

L-Lynch would never harm /ourgirl/ would he?

isn't the photo taken in the glass box room Bad Coop and Charlie?

She's irish though

Just youuu
Can-dieee
And thiiis
Cherry pieee
Togetheeer
ForeEeEver
iiin looove

I shall post this only once.

/tpg/, I sincerely hope that you and your brethren are ready for Part 14 to become quite U N P L E A S A N T.

Proof? Or this just some meme?

We have to go deeper

I shall post this only once.

/tpg/, I sincerely hope that you and your brethren are ready for Part 14 to become quite
P L E A S A N T.

Top 5 episodes so far (in no order):
>3
>6
>8
>11
>13

doigie cooper represents our hopes and fears when someone experiences a traumatic injury or disease that leaves them comatose or with no personity. our positive and cherished memories of that person drive us to believe that the person can be cured or return to normal. our eagerness to see dale cooper again is being played against us.

>Candie
>pissfu
>thicc barista
>qt cashier

how is Lynch so good at finding absolute babes for small parts?

How does Lynch create the best women characters yet still feminists scream and whinge about him

Did you accidentally write 6 in there? I don't even remember what happens in it other than Ike The Spike murder scene

*blocks your path*

Look at Andy's gut

It's weird to think that both the protagonist and antagonist are Cooper. It's a common misconception that Mr. C is just a BOB puppet, he's a part of Cooper's psyche made manifest. Like nearly all of Lynch's work, the conflict is man versus self, but in Twin Peaks it's actually literal.

i dont get it

David Lynch has a songwriting credit on the song and the song has been known about for ages. consequenceofsound.net/2016/08/eddie-vedder-contributes-new-song-to-david-lynchs-twin-peaks-revival/

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Season 4, is Coop and Diane's son.

I shall post this only once.

/tpg/, I sincerely hope that you and your brethren are ready for Part 14 to become quite
C U T E.

>/ourguy/ Red
>Richard kills a kid
>Carl sees a ghost and his life changes forever
>a midget murders people

twas kino

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Defend this.

>or this just some meme?
you have to go back

>Carl sees a ghost
I'm pretty sure he's been seeing ghosts since the abduction along with the log lady and the third dead person.

>5'12"
hmmm

also, she definitely has heels on

You walk into a bar and this guy slaps your gf's ass.
What do you do?

Why is she with this tall midget guy

6 in the top 5? why? that episode was really poorly put together, admittedly great scenes in there, but as an episode it is pretty weak.

3, 8, 11 are the best bar none. 5, 7, 10, 2 are runner ups.

>Frost books are canon
worst meme that exists

He's her dream-world "therapist".

>do I have to end your story too?
something tells me it's not entirely consensual

>actresses, whose job is one where looks are important, are attractive
really boggins the noggle

I wouldn't hold back. I respect Lynch, but not enough to be made a cuckold of. I'd clear a table and challenge him to an arm wrestling contest right there and then, and I'd win, because I can deadlift 325lb.

*returns to starting position*
*punches you, killing you instantly*

I like how people are no longer claiming DougieCoop is in a dream world but that Audrey totally is. You all just keep getting lynched and it's glorious.

>too jaded to appreciate Lynch's taste in women
I pity you

Make me bitch

It's gullible anons that fall for bs plebbit theories time and time again.

Is he okay?

You're like a retarded monkey with a Rubik's Cube.

seriously, /tpg/.

who took this picture?

What does it say that confirms Coops not coming back.

he'll be fine

THIS^ but yet those same people don't believe what is already known as a fact. Pic related

it's a bullet proof vest

>believing in memes
did the 2016 US election teach you nothing

his Rio side bitch. DoppleCoop loves big bunda

also
>Dougie drawing
>Bushnell makes sense of Dougie's drawings

Whole TP is a bad meme then.

You slurp hobo balls for gum balls.

No debate.

Still would rather fuck kyle.