Cosmic Storytime of Pain Unofficial Spinoff: Humphries' Star-Lord and Kitty Pryde and Star-Lord

Dumping this because it's relevant to the user doing Bendis's GOTG and it's not on his schedule.

This is Sam "Dogfucker" Humphries final Marvel works. This is Star-Lord and Kitty Pryde and Star-Lord #1-8

#1 #2 #3 #4 #5 #6

Gotta have that toy variant.

Resizing everything to upload faster and to avoid anything too large to upload.

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>Alright, we have Battleworld
>Right, we can have any elseworld story we want. What should we do
>Let's do a miniseries focusing on Star-Lord and Not 616 Kitty Pryde
>GENIUS!

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>that hair

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>you checked the schedule and saw that this wasn't in that
>you linked all the threads in the OP
>even made the same subject
I'm genuinely flattered and a bit moved even, thank you for your time and work.

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>616
Even his post's are canon! No problem

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Why was this published? What does this add to Secret Wars?

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>Bendis reading an X-Men comic

>X-23 claws
It's two waifus for the price of good storytelling!

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Talk about popping champagne

Heh.
Thing is, I genuinely forgot that this mini existed, even if I read it when it came out -I REALLY wonder why. Anyway, next two days I plan to conclude Bendis' run, from next week it's uncharted territory. I was thinking to start with Guardians 3k but at this point it's probably better to post Memelord v2 and be done with Humphries once and for all before reading better books.
I really have to go to bed now, have a last bump from me and thanks for the thread.

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I'm doing Memelord volume 2 this thread. I took out recaps and next issue pages and everything fits.

Someone on Tumblr posted this with the hashtag rape

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Oh boy! I wonder what crazy high-jinks Star-Lord has gotten himself into this time!

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>Uncanny Frisbee

>Pizza my

This could have been a cool X-Mini under a better writer

Oh well, off you go then.
Hope the thread lasts for a while, as bad as the book are, I'd like to be able to read it tomorrow.

>this had variants
but why

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>but why
Money

Are we sure Bendis didn't write this?

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Holy #%&#$...?!

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Oh now we tie it into the event.

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Just kill me now

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At least it was only three issues long.

OMG! THEY'RE SO QUIRKY JUST LIKE ME! :D :DDDD

I imagine someone who LOVED Legendary Star-Lord reading this as their second comic series and having their mind blown at how different alt-Kitty is.

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>Ultimate Kitty
It still hurts Sup Forums

How is this relevant to Bendis run. He didn't care for the SW story and he outright hates the last Star-Lord run.

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Because Humphries Star-Lord volume 1 got storytimed already.

>He didn't care for the SW story and he outright hates the last Star-Lord run.
Source on that? I want to believe it.

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Ugggghhhhhh

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Well that's fucking depressing. Also

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Why was this the page that pissed me off the most?

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>OMG
Remember when everyone made fun of Loeb for using "omigod" in Ultimatum? Such a simplier time back then.

>Star-Lord cheated on his fiance with an alternate universe version of her
I hope at some point it's revealed Star-Lord is either a Skrull or an alternate universe Peter and the real one is still trapped in the Cancerverse

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Well that sucked.

I've never actually read this volume so this will be a new experience for me. I'm expecting to rage hard. This is Star-Lord #1-8

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>space shot
Until these threads I never noticed hoe prominent that was

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Oh, it's a completely revamp the character run isn't it?

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#BLM

Since when?

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This better not be who I think it is. Tell me they didn't do this.

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>I'm totally blowing it
Yes you are Humphries, yes you are

Oh fuck me they did revamp Yondu! Fuck Marvel!

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Thank you for informing me what a pirate does, I had no idea.

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Kill me, someone please kill me.

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