You wake up on November 9th, the morning after the election, these are the results. How do you react? Note, Stein and Johnson split the Dem vote in Oregon and Trump wins by 3,000 votes. He has a surprise come from behind victory in NJ and wins by 5,000 votes.
Guys I'm worried here. I live in Central Pennsylvania, a typically Republican area, and all I see are Hillary and Gary Johnson signs. Not a single Trump sign
Can he even win without Pennsylvania? Should we just give up now?
David Lee
Austin on AWOOsday Who is going
Charles Baker
It's over
Ian Reyes
GO LITHUANIA !
Colton Wood
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Ryan Hill
AWOO~
Ryder Martin
Guys I'm worried here. I live in ProvidenceWarwickCranstonPawtucketEast ProvidenceWoonsocketCoventryCumberlandNorth ProvidenceSouth KingstownWest WarwickJohnstonNorth KingstownNewportBristolWesterlySmithfieldLincolnCentral FallsPortsmouthBarringtonMiddletownBurrillvilleNarragansettTivertonEastGreenwichNorth SmithfieldWarrenScituateGlocesterHopkintonCharlestownRichmondExeterWest GreenwichJamestownFosterLittle ComptonNew Shoreham, RI, a typically Republican area, and all I see are Hillary and Gary Johnson signs. Not a single Trump sign.
Can he even win without State of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations? Should we just give up now?
Isaiah Thompson
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Brayden Green
/thread
Jaxson Davis
That's more like it.
Adam Gomez
You wrote the same about Florida moments ago. Fuck off shill
Nathaniel Gray
...and don't come back.
Brody Walker
We should all just shill for hill now
Austin James
We will Awoo, believe me. We're gonna Awoo louder and longer than anyone. Our Awoos are gonna be great. We have the best Awoos.
Ethan Perez
Bush almost won Oregon, so it really isn't such a stretch for them to go red.
The real surprises here would be New Mexico and Connecticut. Anyways I drink until I pass out.
Asher Butler
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Angel Hughes
Donald, you're not going to be able to insult your way to the presidency.
Parker Collins
>Guys I'm worried here. I live in Northern Portugal, a typically Republican area, and all I see are Hillary and Gary Johnson signs. Not a single Trump sign >Can he even win without NP? Should we just give up now?
Christian Myers
Huh, really made me think!
Jordan Edwards
>wake up
No one on Trump gen who isn't CTR will be sleeping November 8th. Sup Forums will have so much traffic the site may melt down.
Jackson Ross
Yeah, it is over for shure, we should vote for Gary Johnson now
Jose Young
This is the kind of savagery the God Emperor is trying to protect us from
I think it might be over, we should write in Bernie instead
Christopher Robinson
Guys I'm worried here. I live in East Windhelm, a typically Stormcloak area, and all I see are High King Torygg signs. Not a single Ulfric sign
Can he even win without Windhelm? Should we just give up now?
Brandon Walker
Is Kek real?
Ayden Gomez
kek
Nolan Robinson
>how do you react? PRAISE KEK, AND HIS SON & SAVIOR ON EARTH THE GOD EMPEROR TRUMP
I'd probably also cream my pants with about 1kg of cum.
Andrew Thomas
FUCK YOU, YOU FAGGOT
Parker Bennett
Guys I'm worried here. I live in Burlington Vermont, a typically Republican area, and all I see are Hillary and Gary Johnson signs. Not a single Trump sign
Can he even win without Vermont? Should we just give up now?
Lincoln Wright
/thread
It's is over
Julian Brown
This goes out to Ohio, Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, Michigan, Kansas, Nebraska, Indiana, Missouri, Minnesota, California, Idaho, Kentucky, and Arizona.....
And on the 8th day, God looked down on his planned paradise and said, "I need a caretaker." So God made a farmer.
God said, "I need somebody willing to get up before dawn, milk cows, work all day in the fields, milk cows again, eat supper and then go to town and stay past midnight at a meeting of the school board." So God made a farmer.
Luke Miller
this post is funny
Carson Edwards
DNC Panics/Trumps Holds National Terrorism Meeting
Lel, you stupid drumf supporters have no chance to win now! XD
Charles Stewart
aaawooooooooo
Ayden Johnson
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Wyatt Perry
wat
Logan Anderson
"I need somebody with arms strong enough to rustle a calf and yet gentle enough to deliver his own grandchild. Somebody to call hogs, tame cantankerous machinery, come home hungry, have to wait lunch until his wife's done feeding visiting ladies and tell the ladies to be sure and come back real soon -- and mean it." So God made a farmer.
Eli Garcia
Guys i'm nervous. I live in Michigan, A typically Democratic state. I only see Trump signs. I have never seen a Hillary sign yet. And the Republican turnout was higher this year. Should I just give up on Hillary now?
Evan Sanders
Jill Stein is clearly the new candidate we must follow
Brandon Hernandez
God said, "I need somebody willing to sit up all night with a newborn colt. And watch it die. Then dry his eyes and say, 'Maybe next year.' I need somebody who can shape an ax handle from a persimmon sprout, shoe a horse with a hunk of car tire, who can make harness out of haywire, feed sacks and shoe scraps. And who, planting time and harvest season, will finish his forty-hour week by Tuesday noon, then, pain'n from 'tractor back,' put in another seventy-two hours." So God made a farmer.
Xavier Ross
Like this but with uncontrollable sobs of joy and my eyes filled with tears.
Jordan Jones
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Aaron Carter
wow I guess I #PineforStein now
Bentley Morris
ANY /WEBB/SLINGERS HERE? LETS VOTE FOR A TRUE CONSERVATVIE DEMOCRAT LIKE HIM!
Alexander Rogers
God had to have somebody willing to ride the ruts at double speed to get the hay in ahead of the rain clouds and yet stop in mid-field and race to help when he sees the first smoke from a neighbor's place. So God made a farmer.
Jose Watson
Celebrate with Sup Forums then destroy reddit with my trump shilling.
David White
Why has no one set up a Hillary Seizure Pool yet? Some good betting to be had on when she'll keel over. (normally these are called death pools but let's not get the MIBs antsy)
Colton Morris
God said, "I need somebody strong enough to clear trees and heave bails, yet gentle enough to tame lambs and wean pigs and tend the pink-combed pullets, who will stop his mower for an hour to splint the broken leg of a meadow lark. It had to be somebody who'd plow deep and straight and not cut corners. Somebody to seed, weed, feed, breed and rake and disc and plow and plant and tie the fleece and strain the milk and replenish the self-feeder and finish a hard week's work with a five-mile drive to church.
Austin Allen
Guys i'm nervous. I live in New York, A typically Democratic state. I only see Trump signs. I have never seen a Hillary sign yet. And the Republican turnout was higher this year. Should I just give up on Hillary now?
Cooper Price
Guys I'm worried here. I live on Tau Ceti, Cetus constellation, a typically Republican area, and all I see are Hillary and Jeb Bush signs. Not a single Trump sign.
Can he even win without Tau Ceti? Should we just give up now?
Zachary Edwards
>live in Portland
Be glad I didn't listen to my friends and family and actually bothered to vote instead of assuming this place would go blue like always
Bentley Bell
"Somebody who'd bale a family together with the soft strong bonds of sharing, who would laugh and then sigh, and then reply, with smiling eyes, when his son says he wants to spend his life 'doing what dad does.'" So God made a farmer.
William Rodriguez
wow, I guess I /stumpfortrump/ now
Jose Anderson
Wtf i love eggnmcmuffin now
Adrian Gonzalez
THE SIMPLE PRESIDENTIAL POLL WHO ARE YOU MOST LIKELY TO VOTE FOR?
Oh look it's a guy who replies to himself because he thinks we're supposed to see him as new or a shill even though he knows there are IDs. Oh my god HAHAHAHA SO fucking funny! See the funny part is that he's replying to himself like he's arguing with himself but he isn't actually he just wants some (You)s LOL God damn I love this site it's just so funny and creative. I used to go on reddit for my daily news and off-the-cuff humor but Sup Forums absolutely takes the cake! Bravo to you my good sir, you made me laugh more than I could ever dream of. I can't wait for this thread to hit its bump limit, move onto the next thread and SEE THE SAME THING THERE! LMAO !
Henry Brown
Guys, I'm worried here. I live in Central Ragna, a typically Republican area, and all I see are Hillary and Fire Bomber signs. Not a single Trump sign
Can he even win without frontier planets? Should we just give up now?
Benjamin Taylor
Guys I'm worried here, I live in goodsprings, a typically NCR area and all I see are Mr. House and Caesar's Legion signs. Not a single NCR sign.
Can the NCR even win without Goodsprings? Should we give up now?
Lincoln Allen
Wtf I hate constellations now
Luis Watson
u mad?
Jackson Perry
Killar jag är nervös . Jag bor i Florida , en typisk demokratisk stat. Jag ser bara Trump tecken . Jag har aldrig sett en Hillary tecken ännu . Och den republikanska valdeltagandet var högre i år . Ska jag bara ge upp på Hillary nu ?
It seems like the Clinton Foundation operates as a slush fund for the Clintons,” said Bill Allison, a senior fellow at the Sunlight Foundation, a government watchdog group where progressive Democrat and Fordham Law professor Zephyr Teachout was once an organizing director.
In July 2013, Eric Braverman, a friend of Chelsea Clinton from when they both worked at McKinsey & Co., took over as CEO of the Clinton Foundation. He took home nearly $275,000 in salary, benefits and a housing allowance from the nonprofit for just five months’ work in 2013, tax filings show. Less than a year later, his salary increased to $395,000, according to a report in Politico.
Braverman abruptly left the foundation earlier this year, after a falling-out with the old Clinton guard over reforms he wanted to impose at the charity, Politico reported. Last month, Donna Shalala, a former secretary of health and human services under President Clinton, was hired to replace Braverman.
Nine other executives received salaries over $100,000 in 2013, tax filings show.
Massive WALL all around her fortified house and now you can't even drive in any street near the Witches lair. >#BuildBridges unless they are in HER neighbourhood
>tfw NCR, house and legion shills everywhere >tfw not a single Yes Man supporter
Ian Long
The Clinton Foundation’s finances are so messy that the nation’s most influential charity watchdog put it on its “watch list” of problematic nonprofits last month.
The Clinton family’s mega-charity took in more than $140 million in grants and pledges in 2013 but spent just $9 million on direct aid.
The group spent the bulk of its windfall on administration, travel, and salaries and bonuses, with the fattest payouts going to family friends.
On its 2013 tax forms, the most recent available, the foundation claimed it spent $30 million on payroll and employee benefits; $8.7 million in rent and office expenses; $9.2 million on “conferences, conventions and meetings”; $8 million on fundraising; and nearly $8.5 million on travel. None of the Clintons is on the payroll, but they do enjoy first-class flights paid for by the foundation.
In all, the group reported $84.6 million in “functional expenses” on its 2013 tax return and had more than $64 million left over — money the organization has said represents pledges rather than actual cash on hand.
Owen Rivera
Guys I'm worried here. I live in Guam, a typically Republican area, and all I see are Jeb Bush and Gary Johnson signs. Not a single Trump sign
Can he even win without Guam? Should we just give up now?
Bentley Watson
Seems we've covered everything else about Trump, so can we just talk about how fucking dumb he is for a moment? Like, I mean literally a fucking retard... dunno how you can stand to listen to his meaningless drivel. And he's a conspiracy theorist, big surprise! Believes in all the tinfoiler shit like chemtrails, vaccinations causing autism, 9/11 "truther" conspiracies... flat earth theory... you fucking name it, and he believes it! You better watch out. If drumpf becomes president, expect America to start a war against aliens... the extraterrestrial kind... though the mexican kind probs better beware of drumpf too. And he barely has any education! Like what is he, a bachelors graduate? Pathetic... in a perfect world POTUS should have a doctorate... and Trump is a god damn mongoloid CIA retard, I tell you what! Why you would ever vote for someone who just sticked his dad's inheritance in a money sink of a business is beyond me... if I was in charge of Trump Org I bet I would have become 10 times richer than he is! Talk about a waste of space... I sincerely believe the man is some kind of a fucking oxy-moron.
Kevin Brooks
I wish more people would wake up and see what Sharia entails. But many don't want to see, especially leftist, because it would mean that they would have to denounce it. And by denouncing it they would have to denounce those who support it. The media and news should start showing what actually goes on in the world. Show the brutal reality and not the political correct version of it.
Landon Nelson
Lying Scumbag Colin Powell: Hillary Clinton LIED About Me Telling Her to Use Private Email Server - 8/19/16
hillary really thought "blame it on the black guy" was gonna work?
Henry Gray
SHE HAS IT ALL WRAPPED UP STAY HOME AND LET YOUR NEIGHBORS VOTE HER IN
Carter Wilson
Itkettääkö? uli uli
Joseph Rogers
NEW RALLY NEW RALLY NEW RALLY
FRIDAY, AUGUST 26, 2016 - LAS VEGAS, NV. 2:00 PM
Donald J. Trump will be holding a rally at South Point Arena
Jaxon Wilson
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Nathan Cooper
Thats because we gauge our neighborhoods.
Since I live in a high crime area in a Pennsylvania city, I'd rather not get shot over a tshirt or sign.
These are strange times for me, a homo. No one cares if Im an open faggot. Yet I am far more concerned for my personal safety for supporting a Republican who's made fag tolerance part of a standard of Americanism for entry to the US.
Part of me is happy there is at least one true leader who tolerates us in my party. The other half of me is worried that its a sign of end-times.
Christopher Taylor
>“Our poll numbers are holding steady, which is good. We’re growing our field organization, building out neighborhood teams in communities all over the country — which is even better,” Mook wrote.
>“But that’s happening at a time when our fundraising levels are, frankly, dipping.”
>“It seems that with our convention in the rearview mirror and pundits constantly saying that ‘momentum’ is on our side, a lot of people believe that we have this locked up and that donations don’t matter anymore.”
>“We have to remind ourselves that it’s only August — and that Donald Trump has more than enough time to find his way to a win by November. After all, he’s already raising nearly as much money as we are and may even pull ahead in the weeks to come,” Mook’s email states.
AHHH HELP ME CTR
Angel Rodriguez
And, the shill moment is over:
A senior staffer at the Republican National Committee (RNC) told Breitbart News Saturday GOP presidential candidate Donald J. Trump did not say or suggest that he was open to granting any legal status–amnesty–to any illegal aliens in the United States at his campaign’s National Hispanic Advisory Council meeting as reported in BuzzFeed and Univision...
