>Bee 13 years old
>It was 9 o'clock at night and finished eating dinner
>Shitty happy meal from McDonald’s
>My father barges through the front door stinking of alcohol
>He’s a strict jackass
>He has certain rules we have to follow, like praying before dinner, etc
>He starts to shout at my mother
>I go upstairs to try to avoid the ordeal
>I turn on the tv and put in the Hermie and Friends DVD
>It’s a shitty low-quality Christian animation my parents got from Wal-Mart
>This episode is called Buzby, The Misbehaving Bee
>He dresses up like Elvis and calls himself King of the Bees
>He hates rules
>The other bugs try to give him the “Golden Garden Rules” to follow
>He doesn’t listen to anyone, not even God
>This is amazing to me
>Whenever I don’t follow rules, I get spanked
>Every time the King appears, I start to pitch a tent in my pants
>I’m curious, so I touch it
>It was my introduction to beestiality
>I increasingly get more furious
>I almost cum but my father walks in, buzzed as usual, and starts to beat my ass
>Minutes pass and he eventually gives up and goes to bed
>I lay in the middle of my room whimpering
>I cry out for the King
>Suddenly, he crashes through the window
>”I’m King of the Bees!”
Bee 13 years old
Part 2
>I drop to the floor and kneel before his hiveness
>”We’re breaking the rules, breaking the rules is cool!”
>He runs downstairs and wrecks the living room
>I hope my parents don’t hear
>”Buzby, that’s breaking the rules!”
>”Rules aren’t cool. I’m cool. I’m King of the Bees, baby!”
>It is at this moment that I fully realize that I do not need rules
>There’s a painting of Jesus on the wall
>I rip it apart
>Suddenly, my drunken father notices and runs to the living room
>”user, STOP!”
>”I don’t need to listen to you!”
>”Golden Garden Rule number three: do listen to your parents!”
>Buzby says “I can’t hear you, there’s too much noise! Buzbybzbzbzbzbzbz! I’m a buzzy bee!”
>He continues to destroy the room until he finds my father’s Bible
>He tosses it to me
>I open it and piss directly in it
>My father snaps and starts to choke me
>Buzby shouts “Meet my stinger, father!”
>He jumps directly on my father and stings him to death
>My mother sees and screams
>”user, YOU KILLED YOUR DAD!”
>Buzby sees her
>”I’m a bee, you’re a woman, I’ve got a stinger”
>”Let’s get down to beesness!”
>He then shreds off all her clothing and sticks his stinger inside of her birth canal repeatedly until she dies from too much exposure to his sweet honey
>He turns to me with a huge grin on his face
>He stings me in the back and severs my spinal cord
>The King lights a cigarette on the stove and puts it on the far side of room
>He makes sure that there is no ventilation in the room
>He closes the door and flies away to a safe distance
>”Buzby has left the area! Bye, B-Y-E, bye!”
>My house explodes, killing everyone left inside
>”I don’t need them, I’m King of the Bees!"
>Bubzy then flies away in the moonlight singing his song and was never seen again
>Bee 13 years
>Let's get down to beesness!
This thread made my stinger pop
>beestiality
I lost it.
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Stop samefagging OP, there was only your IP when you posted this.
Sup Forums tier shit.
/bee/ tier shit?
Jesus take the wheel
>buzzed as usual
Ok, you got a laugh out of me. Here's a {you).
Samefagging? what the fuck are you talking about?
Hahahaha! Epic meme bro!
>>”Let’s get down to beesness!”
user. You're a very sick man.
Thank you very much.
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just stop bitching already
He got Barry the Bee from Bee Movie as a toy right!
I ain't even mad.
>all these faggots claiming samefagging and other shit
fuck you this story is gold
Are you BEEing serious?
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this story was the bees knees op
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This reads like one of those stories Drebin tells you in MGS4. Nice work
i hate to be a buzzkill but that wasnt funny at all
I guess you could say I'm Bee-sed off about this story
OP confirmed for best OP in history
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Beeautiful story OP.
Bees tell another story.
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
This is old.