Be american

>be american
>tfw you find out you can't shart in the mart
>get shot anyways

>can't

They can't keep getting away with it.

OOOOOHHHH SAAAAYY CAN YOU SEEEEE

Kek!

>Puts white nigger
>Leaf doesn't see the irony
>Implying all amercians do this
Of course the tea sippers say this

Is this actually accepted in the US?

BIN

T R I G G E R E D

How is life in Martshartlandia?

>T R I G G E R E D
>Implying
Nice try, leaf.
Was only pointing out your logical fallacy.

>Be canadian
>YEA CANADA BROS AMERICANS SHART IN MART HAHAHAHA


>The sum of my 'culture' is the trickle down of american invention
>speak like Americans because our people couldn't develop a distinct accent
>JUSTIN FUCKING TRUDEAU
>No noteworthy business ventures to speak of
>Completely cucked
>Basically bolshevised
>Needs to use American tech to shitpost

To add on, your people basically act like niggers when their hockey team loses.

I thought about making this a meme too a while ago, even before poo in loo was a thing.
I didn't do it because it'd have been emberassing. It's really a bad forced meme and people who spam it are more underage tier retarded than poo in loo spammers and shills. Well not sure about that last one, but anyway it's a shit meme.

>Americans always clap

Yes. Their buttocks always clap as they waddle round WalMart.

THAT

Your just mad because we broke away from your monarchy.

*You're

>Implying burgers walk instead of using their scooters

DELETE THIS

>Implying leafs ever leave their mother's basement

Lovely thread, this one.
I advise you the check them for moi

What the FUCK is wrong with Americans?
I am ashamed to share a continent with these sloppy fatbodies

This triggers the land whale

You leafs sure love to
>Imply

>American "Tech"
>being made by literal kids in chinkland

Looks like our people make your technology so you can take pictures of your own countrymen sharting in marts

Maybe I should put down the tendies and eat some salad...