Spain was once the football playing Chad of the whole world. Nobody fucked with Spain. Spain got whatever it fucking wanted. No Anglos and no Nordics fucked with Spain. Spain was the homecoming and prom king. Spain was popular as fuck.
Then the years start coming
Spain starts to let himself go. He has a bitchy wife Portugal that he hates. Nobody recognized him at the high school reunion. He's gaining weight. He got a shitty job cleaning bull shit from the ground.
All those hot exotic cheerleaders he fucked are now fat and old hags who call him about his child support for his mixed race bastard criminal latin american children. His actual pure spanish white son killed himself for having the name "Martinez"
Spain is really the world's worst dad
Ryder Moore
Ouch
Lincoln Torres
YOU GUYS WERE TOO HORNY
TOO FUCKING HORNY
WHY
Easton Kelly
Youre pretty much right. Spain is the cradle of many western values, yet here we are.
Decadence and poor leadership imo
Robert Gutierrez
Its called time
Carson King
Spain is in need of a Pinochet-like military dictatorship
Daniel Williams
>spain >white
Christopher White
Spain died with Napoleon invasion.
Ian Gutierrez
> Portugal is Spain's wife m8, no, no. They are like the brother we love/hate.
If Portugal had to pair up with some country, it would be England and they would be the woman because of their several long-reigning queens.
Leo Turner
Spain is the whitest place on Earth.
Ayden Bailey
just send a gorillion lads with no family from the most consevative land in europe to a land where the womens walk half nacked and wait
Sebastian Wilson
>genocidal maniacs almost erase the entire population of a continent
And it was in this moment, when the White Man was truly born.
Jacob Peterson
>White Man
ironcially we call spaniards hispanic today
looks like indians got their revenge and browned the whole word up
Jack Torres
You can thank the Catholic church almost entirely for the fall of Spain.
Bentley Brooks
it was America that ruined Spain we stole their empire and threw them into a spiral of depression and self hate that lasts even to today
Camden Evans
>american eduqueishon
Julian Davis
Napoleon fucked them up and subsequently lost all their colonies as a result
Blame the French
Eli Brown
it was 150 years of civil war mostly and the isolation from europe
Thomas Taylor
We didn't kill anyone just for the sake of it, we coverted and mix with them. Go to any spanish american country and tell me we genocided them. C'mon, I dare you.
Jose Baker
You clearly know nothing about spain if you think it ever had its shit conpletely together
Grayson Carter
It was always ruled by foreigners.
Brandon Young
>No Anglos and no Nordics fucked with Spain. >What is piracy
Luis Nguyen
we all cry Trafalgar at least we kill Nelson
Anthony Lee
The only thing which works in Spain is dictatorship, everything else ruins us.
Grayson Murphy
Who the fuck are you calling bitchy, fatburger!?
Kevin Johnson
The meddling anglos had the last laugh
Hudson Sanders
If Portugal is Spain's wife does that make Ireland Britain's and Mexico the US's wife?
