Do police officers browse Sup Forums

If so get in here? What do you guys think of it? And are there any arrest worthy things you've seen on here?

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No shit guy.

Haha hello my fellow crap-poster!
As a fellow anonymous member of this website and senior-fag, I can guarantee you there are no officers or any government agents signed up to this social media, haha, feel free to share all your illegal dealings with us! Hail Bur and Donald J Trump for the win my friend XD

>government attack dogs
>on my Sup Forums

I hope not.

Well, I'm here. This site is somewhat funny at times, mostly depressing. Rarely, it is difficult to act on some of the posts here due to the limitations on us concerning free speech and proving intent to commit a crime.

>mfw want to be a cop but shitpost and hate on niggers on the daily on Sup Forums and fap to jailbaits while torrenting a fuckload of random shit from the internet

Still thinking about it though. I just have to throw my PC out the window first.

no. thats ridiculus


say. is any one here a racist?

A day in the life of law enforcement

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Haha hello fellow French aquintence. I too am a member of this right wing honeyp- website. I share the same extreme beliefs as everyone here. I missed the last discussing, can someone fill me in on what actions we are planing and when?

Hello, glorified fine issuer. Enjoy corroding Americans' rights by enforcing silly fucking laws?

Don't even bother. I applied to be a police officer and they brought up my Sup Forums posts during my interview. I had no idea how they even got them. It was embarrassing.

they brought up anonymous posts from a random website and you admitted they were yours?

yes

I have a feeling that the Google Captcha somehow connected the posts to my Gmail account.

I kinda hope your trolling me tbf
that's fucking terrifying

user, we have traced your IP address and pulled your file.
Yes, you are telling the truth, and what is this about the absurd amount of Google searches for "shit-smeared gay bovine sex"?

> you admitted to it
> they just showed some random bait posts from pol and you went with it

nigger what

The police don't make the laws, they simply enforce them. The police (in a lot of instances) hate certain laws just as much as regular Americans.

No, because actual real life police officers are Hillary supporters, not Trump.

>2016
>having a Gmail account

i just do office work and help illegal immigrants get away with things like not having a bus ticket or stealing food (if i arrest them i can get suspended). bonus points for edgy teenagers calling you a pig or a murderer on the street. it sucks nigger balls..

>things that never happened

Hello

Police officer here.
No they didnt.
Even if they had that information, which would mean they would have to have constant surveillance on everything you browse, which is strictly against the law unless you have a warrant, so showing it in an interview is retarded.
If they did you can sue.

Are you Max Rockatansky?

Of course. I work for a large police department in one of the 5 largest cities in the US. I like my job, can't say I've seen anything arrest-worthy personally, except maybe those rare threads where someone made an actual threat or made Sup Forums guess the location of a buried body or whatever. I've had to bit my tongue to keep from saying something arrest-worthy. I hate AntiFa and other communist faggots and only want to see the worst happen to them. I hate BLM and want to see one of their rallies really get fucked up. I can't publicly say anything like this because people will be like "oh my god you're supposed to remain neutral and have no opinions, especially politically incorrect ones". Lord help me if I ever get in a shooting and they mine my Facebook. They'll find my disdain for BLM, communists and find I like a lot of pro-2nd amendment and conservative shit. Probably claim I'm a White supremacist despite my Hispanic surname and heritage (which I honestly try to distance myself from).

I imagine you saying that in a thick French accent, but the laugh is more HUHUH!!! OUI OUI!!!

Shuddup an giv us a ciggie bra or ill fuckin glass ya cunt

FAGGOT BOY INSTITUTION!!!

Nobody here is racist you dumb nigger

You're definitely Mad so follow up question. Do you enjoy driving the last of the V8 Interceptors?

That's ridiculous though. Why did you admit it? As long as there is no cop watching over your shoulder while you are posting something, they can not fully prove you posted it. Unless you confess ofc

I like you, you're a cool guy and you should use your heritage to your advantage like every other wanker.

Post some stories about our new friends

>all those nigs nigging out
>I took Chicago's Police exam
>they gave me a decent lotto #
mfw

I dont do the driving, my senior does. But I've taken a whirl in one of the highway patrollers, pretty fun.

enjoy

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Are you kidding me???
Just read the "privacy" link below the captcha logo.

impossibru

I look too White. I'm only half Hispanic, probably something like 80% Anglo since my ancestors were undoubtedly buttraped by the Spaniards (no hard feelings though, guys).

Did they at least issue you the shotgun?

You would be surprised

Getting into a field such as firefighter amberlamps or officer isn't as nwo as you would think.your shitposting and bs doesn't affect your ability to get in

We are people like the rest of you but from the outside we seem so official

We are just people

Source

>I'm on the inside

what kind of posts

Nigga this is Straya all we get is a shitty semi-auto mp pusstol and a baton to belt cunts with.

This isn't like my Australian action movies at all.

What town do you live in

I live in a town of trump supporting police officers firefighters and ems providers

what kind of shit would bar you though? Like the kind of thing that they find in your background check that would disqualify you

I tried out for 911 dispatch and I failed the test by 6 points because it entailed a lot of calls and a lot of information you had to type out as quick as possible without backspacing. I thought with my typing speed I'd make it but I was a little slow.

Anyways the instructor told us that the next phase after passing that phase was a lie detector test; they would ask you if you were a pedophile or a thief or whatever.

I'm pretty sure law enforcement do polygraph tests.

I had to get a background check from the state also I did a FBI check because reasons.

My FBI check came back 100% clear

This PC culture is a meme and only applies to PR corporations and media.

Don't be stupid and no one can bar you for opinions.

I-if you take the polygraph and they a-ask about p-pedofil, what happens if you f-fail?

Well Idk because I've never had to worry about that possibility.

>I'm not a freeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaak

>makes you think

To specifically answer your question, being a degenerate criminal would bar you, lying on your credentials etc

Those are garbage and can easily be foiled

That was in Weld County in Colorado btw.

You know we have gender neutral toilets and squat toilets at work?
Australia YES

>a baton to belt cunts with
I'm imagining you walking around and whacking random women in the babymaker with a baton.

>You know we have gender neutral toilets and squat toilets at work?
>Australia YES
This kills the Australia.

>squat toilets
Do those actually make it easier to poop? I've read it's supposed to be better for the body and sitting makes it harder, but I've had to shit in nature before and it was not comfortable.

Also, any good Abo police stories?

Sounds like you goofed pretty hard.

Maybe if you're a cyborg. They're also easy to fail.

>Do those actually make it easier to poop?

I think they're more prevalent in Asia, and once you learn to use them as a child, you just prefer to use them over regular toilets. I used to work at HP, which had a large proportion of immigrant Asian women. The white women would complain that the Asian women were standing on the toilet seats to mimic the squat toilets and getting dirty shoe prints and piss all over the toilets.

Most efficient eay to shit is sitting while leaning forward. Its leftist propaganda man ignore it.
Squat toilets are for the Allahu Ackbars who are too uncivilised and stupid to sit on a fucking toilet like a human bean.

Not really, I'm in Lelbourne so not many indiginous darkies down here. I remember me and my LSC pulled up at a red light one day and this homeless Abo walked up, said something like "FUCK DA BOIS IN BLU" and kicked the driver side door. We just cuffed him and took him in Kek. He only got a slap on the wrist though since he's not white.

Way*

Sheriff Harris County, Houston

DonĀ“t mind the proxy

AMA

Do cops get tired of all the riots and protests from groups like BLM and others as of recent? It seems like it's becoming more prevalent lately. Most cops seem to keep their cool and don't speak their mind (for obvious reasons) but I'm sure they're just as sick of all this crap just as much as others are.

Ever kill anybody faggot?

I'm fucked

Why would you distance yourself from your heritage?

That's my point

They are garbage

GIGN pls go

I'm more interested in Sup Forumss consensus on cops
Do you like cops? Why/why not?

I'm no paedo but feel guilty about my porn habits anyway so I'm sure I'd fail that test

I suppose it's good that the police have a degeneracy check on applications.

Okay whatever. But you shouldn't distance yourself from your heritage, user. Integrating is one thing, but a complete distancing from your background is another. Find an in-between. But at the end of the day, do whatever you feel most comfortable with, I guess.

Ah fuck, I'm screwed.

Sup Forumsice officer here. We jail people for swearing at the king and the president and for celebrating the death of artists in social media, so yeah, almost everything I see is arrest-worthy. Oh and the holocaust denial threads.

Ah, finally someone at CTR had a creative idea.

>And are there any arrest worthy things you've seen on here?

Nope, it seems there are no french muslims or blacks here.

I'm not fit enough to be a cop, but my local police (I mean, police just a few miles from my house) started to follow my pseudonymous throwaway account on Twitter even though I never posted anything that would have revealed my location.

If you ask me, a lot of them lurk. They watch our stuff - some agree with us, some don't, but they're not that worried. We're not criminals offline, we're law-abiding citizens who just happen to like memes and radical politics.

Do they call your cops tartar patrol?

>"oh my god you're supposed to remain neutral and have no opinions, especially politically incorrect ones"
>especially politically incorrect ones
That's just the thing, isn't it? If you supported Black Lives Matter, Antifa, the International Socialists and other semi-terrorist movements, no one with any position of power would make a big deal out of it. They're really selective like that.

That's the thing, background checks, even some of the more thorough military, fbi, cia checks, generally do not dig deeper than a credit check, employment and criminal history unless they have a reason to.

No. Can you explain?

>limitations on us concerning free speech and proving intent to commit a crime.

Rofl. There is never intent here. Everything posted on a pink board is fiction.

speaking as a police officer I see tons this board is all criminals of the worst ilk. People posting offensive material and copyrighted images isnt ok in my book and just as bad as terrorism since it violates a corporations rights. In the future we will get power at the local level to shut sites like this down that refuse to follow the law.

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gr8 b8 m8 8/8

I'm not a real cop. But I am someone who just might catch dirty Mexicans in the desert and likes to deport them. Tee hee hee

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>tfw would be a cop but have mental crap (namely, almost impossible for me to remember a face) that would make it damn near impossible.
>chum shoots somebody
>get a clear view
>he runs behind a building
>wouldn't be able to distinguish him from any passerby as soon as he's out of my sight
And that's why I'm a water resources maintenance worker now. I know my place.

Half-cop here, I have an oral board next week. Maybe I will be one someday.

>Half-cop

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I love your work!